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The NSFW Cake, The Guests & More of the Most Awkward Moments From Nicki Minaj's Birthday
The hot pink haired pop star is another year older. Celebrating her 31st birthday on Dec. 8, like any good celebrity, Nicki Minaj documented her party on Instagram. While one might expect the party to take place in the hot club of the moment with a champagne glass tower and perfect looking photos, Minaj's party was a bit different, a bit more awkward. Click through for pics of the most awkward moments. Just be careful no one's looking over your shoulder when you get to the boob cake.
The Location
The part (or rather, the whole time) where the party appeared to take place at a poorly lit community center. This is Nicki Minaj we’re talking about! Why isn’t her birthday party at some amazing club? Or, at the very least, why didn’t the person taking the picture turn the flash off or use an Instagram filter? Look at the poor girl with her leopard bra unwillingly exposed. Clearly she assumed this event would have better lighting.
Image: Nicki Minaj/Instagram
The Statue
The part where Minaj was gifted a pink statue that stares at her butt…
Image: Nicki Minaj/Instagram
The Dranks & The Flowers
The part where Minaj used the party to promote her own liquor, Myx, and appeared to have taken the floral arrangements from a funeral home.
Image: Nicki Minaj/Instagram
The Stripper Pole
The part where she was given a stripper pole and someone thought the best way to “wrap” it was to awkwardly stick two ribbons on it.
Image: Nicki Minaj/Instagram
The Guests Part 2
The part where I recognized Minaj’s blonde friend as the Kardashians’ makeup artist, Joyce Bonelli. (Apparently, she also used to do Nicki’s makeup.) I’ve seen way too many episodes of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Someone tell me I’m not alone!
Image: Nicki Minaj/Instagram
The Boob Cake
And finally, the part where her birthday cake was shaped like boobs. This is awkward for the person who made the cake, for the person at the party who got a piece with the nipple, for me having to repeatedly look at it while writing in a room full of people, and for you reading this right now. Sorry!
Image: Joyce Bonelli/Instagram
