Thinking about a sex doll can get pretty horrifying at the best of times, but thinking about how sex dolls are made may feel like looking into the depths of hell. There are a lot of questions to think about. How do they get it human-looking enough? Does it look too human? How do they make it feel like skin? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HOW DO YOU CLEAN IT? It makes the mind real and the brain cry with confusion. And yet, that's exactly what online video production company Super Deluxe has done: made a decidedly un-sexy video portraying the making of a sex doll.
Set to some way too mellow music to make the whole thing extra trippy, it's part-slaughter house, part-high school drama department makeup nightmare. But it's all fascinating. Especially with the rise of sex-robots, it may not be that long until we all have a sex doll-slash-robot-slash-zombie nightmare chilling in our closets. Drawers? A spare room? How do you store one of these things, because I have no clue.
Here's the whole video, which is really NSFW — unless your work is totally cool with plastic vulva for days, in which case you have an awesome job.
Here is everything you (never) needed to know about how sex dolls are made. Here are my favorite parts, that are SFW:
So Real
What could be creepier than joints just hanging around on their own? Also, do they look kind of like astronauts for some reason? Just me?
Oh Wait...
This, this is creepier. Said joints covered in skin sauce, the unofficial name I just made up for the pink goo.
Hell's Rocking Chair
This is the mold they make them in and I swear it is straight out of Stephen King. Or it should be. Are you listening, Mr King? This is pure gold.
Totally Normal
This is what fingers look like, right? Right? Nothing to see here.
Box O' Pubes
Nothing sexier than pubes in a box.
Core Bottoms
What the eff is a core bottom? Do I want to know?
Chitter Chatter
My eyes are weeping and crying.
The Window To The Soul
Please imagine those eyes during sex. Just try to imagine. Have I successfully erased all of your future orgasms? You are welcome.
Check Out That Skin Mask
No amount of contouring could make me think this is less creepy.
The Finished Product
Nope, I still think it's weird.
Images: Super Deluxe/YouTube
