'Doctor Who' is Getting Pornified

OK, we'll admit: our biggest question upon hearing the news that Doctor Who would be getting a porn parody was "well why did it take this long?" I mean, fans of the series are far from tame about their obsessive love of the man in the mysterious blue box, and, well: the series is totally asking for it. Sonic screwdrivers, handsome British gents, declarations of "it's bigger on the inside" — all of that is begging to be inundated with innuendos and turned into pornography. I guess this means you've finally made it, Doctor Who.

Announcing the news via Twitter today, Lee Roy Myers of the porn parody website WoodRocket.com explained to the world that the wibbly-wobbly bit of sexy-wexy (OK, nope, sorry. That was awful) would be released in May — though if you have a TARDIS you could just hop over and get it now, we suppose. For anyone interested, they're also the creators of such gems as Game Of Bones and SpongeKnob SquareNuts. The title chosen for this clip? Doctor Whore of course (and also ugh, but whatever). So, yeah! We can only imagine what the synopsis might involve: likely Rose Tyler since she loved the Doctor so, maybe Ten and Eleven ( a Doctor doubleteam? I'm so sorry, everyone), Captain Jack Harkness (to liven things up with his completely fluid sexuality) and — with any luck and/or horror — a Dalek or two to really bring the whole weird thing together.

There's even a photo of the title card if you're into that sort of thing. And, yup: they've turned the sonic screwdriver into a penis. Because of course they did.

Image: BBC [1]; WoodRocket [1]