This is What Happens When You Call Adam Levine

Adam Levine and Blake Shelton might be BFF's off-screen, but on The Voice, these two take friendly competition to a whole new level. During Monday's broadcast, Shelton tweeted Levine's personal cell phone number in a prank to end all pranks. So what's an Entertainment writer to do with this sort of info, "HEY EVERYONE!!! Here it is: [redacted] <-- @adamlevine's CELL NUMBER! Think I'm kidding? Try calling it!! Bitch!!!" — Call it, of course (and be slightly offended that Blake Shelton uses the word "bitch"). Unfortunately when I dialed, I was met with the droning sound of the busy tone.

It seems that Blake either tweeted a fake number or, due to an overwhelming flood of calls, the number was disconnected. Womp womp indeed, dear readers. You can't just dial the Sexiet Man Alive's personal cell and expect to be directly connected. But still, a gal can dream.

It might say something about this season of The Voice if the on-screen rivalry between the judges is more compelling and engaging than the actual singers. Nevertheless, at least Shelton and Levine are giving the viewers something to tune-in for. Even though Levine's supposed number is no longer available for prank calls, we can at least imagine his voicemails must sound a little something like this:

The Straight-Forward Message:

"Hi, you've reached the sexiest man alive. Please leave your panties at the tone."

The Biggest Hits:

"This call cannot be answered by meI've said goodbye too many times beforeAnd the beep will soon be following meI have no choice cause I'm not here to answer the phone."

The Cheeky Approach:

"Hi this is Adam, press 1 to leave a voicemail and press 2 if you'd like step-by-step instructions on how to get moves like Jagger."

What's most likely:

The sounds of Adam Levine doing sit ups and winking a himself in the mirror.

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