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Drizzy and Rihanna? It's Totally On

by Nicole Pomarico

Just hold on, Drake’s going home — with Rihanna, apparently. Sorry to those who were hoping Drizzy was single, because it appears he’s taken by the occasionally braless “Monster” singer. Despite the fact that Drake and Rihanna have yet to confirm their relationship, they’ve been pretty busy acting like a couple. And it’s not like this is the first time they’ve dated, either: Drake and Rihanna were a thing in 2009, but it didn’t work out. Luckily, they seem to be having better luck this time around — and I love it. Seriously, have you seen the "Take Care" video? You will explode from the sheer adorableness of it.

I’m not sure why they’re working so hard (and failing) to keep their relationship under wraps, though. When Drake’s not busy catfighting with Jay-Z, he seems like a pretty decent guy… unquestionably more decent than Rihanna’s jailbird ex, Chris Brown, anyway. And I think we, as a society, can all agree that we’d rather see Rihanna with anyone other than Brown. How can she possibly go wrong dating a man known for looking like “the proudest girlfriend” ever?

And since Rihanna and Drake aren’t up for chatting about their relationship in public, I have to turn to the rumor mill to cast judgment on their relationship (because who doesn’t love casting judgment on celeb relationships, right?). And according to TMZ — The Mother of All Rumor Mills — Drake and Riri are getting pretty serious. Yep, like all exclusive and stuff. And though they may have faced some issues when it comes to handling the long distance thing, Hollywood Life reports that the two music superstars are sickeningly happy when they do get to see each other. Perfection.

Obviously, this means I’ve already started compiling ideas for their wedding on Pinterest. Katy Perry would make a great maid of honor, if you ask me. And once they’ve tied the knot (we can dream, can't we?), the newlyweds are welcome to multiply and conquer if they so wish. Their combined DNA would create beautiful children, don’t you think?

And while we’re imagining dream life scenarios: Would it be too much to ask if Rihanna and Drake outed themselves by going together to Kim Kardashian’s wedding to Kanye West in Paris later this month? After the couple was already spotted chilling with West in the city of lights in February, Rihanna in a bridesmaid’s dress is about all I can think about.

And they lived happily ever after.