Don't Text Him Or This Might Happen

As the clock to the weekend ticks down, chances are we're all looking forward to some much needed fun, whether that comes in the form of curling up on the couch with a glass of wine and some Netflix, going out to a nice dinner, or hitting the town for a post-break-up ladies' night. Of course, if you're going for option number three, you might want to keep your wits about you. Because there's a way these nights tend to go...

And, lest you think you're alone in your bad breakup habits, Funny or Die has a video just for you — or rather for all of us who have experienced the post-break-up night of debauchery and bad decisions. These things happen. In fact, they happen often enough that there are studies done on them. They even happen to even members of the British royal family. And to pop stars, but we already knew that. And even though we know how much a night of binge drinking can mess you up, sometimes you just really need a few shots of tequila, even though it makes you do stupid things.

Like I said, it happens to everybody. But if you're hitting the town this weekend on a mission to forget him (or her), maybe try to keep it from happening this time around. Don't want this to feel too familiar...