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J. Law & Goop Are Complete Opposites

by Sofia Barrett-Ibarria

In totally unexpected celebrity couple news, Jennifer Lawrence and Coldplay front man Chris Martin are dating. E! News reports that the "seemingly unlikely" pair started seeing each other following Lawrence's breakup with Nicholas Hoult and Martin's "Conscious Uncoupling" from Gwyneth Paltrow, though Paltrow and Martin reportedly still live together with their children in the same home. Not quite sure how Martin's going to navigate dating someone while still sharing a home with his ex wife; that's got to be a little weird.

But as odd as this new pairing might sound, Lawrence and Martin aren't as mismatched as they might seem. Lawrence has previously expressed an intense admiration for anything British, so it makes sense that her love of British culture would extend to her taste in men. Also, Jennifer Lawrence is an incredibly famous and beautiful actress, and when she flirts with you, you flirt back because it's JENNIFER LAWRENCE.

That being said, dating Lawrence is probably a departure from his relationship with Paltrow, as it doesn't seem Paltrow and Lawrence could be any more different. They're both stunning and successful actresses on the outside, but that's where their similarities end. Here are all the ways Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lawrence are 100 percent, complete opposites. I hope Martin likes pizza. Because he's going to be eating A LOT of pizza soon.

Gwyneth Paltrow is the epitome of understated elegance.

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Jennifer Lawrence is the epitome of a loveable goofball.

Jennifer Lawrence has been known to get silly...

...while Gwyneth Paltrow plays it cool and romantic.

They go together like peanut butter and jelly, except the opposite of that.

Gwyneth Paltrow is committed to her healthy diet and lifestyle. Jennifer Lawrence?

She's not going to stress about it.

Gwyneth Paltrow:

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Dated a rockstar.

Jennifer Lawrence:

Dated a zombie.

Gwyneth Paltrow likes cooking...

...and Jennifer Lawrence likes knives.

She likes them a lot. And that's OK.

Gwyneth Paltrow:

Timeless beauty.

Jennifer Lawrence:

Queen of the Internet.

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