37 Celebrity Baby Names That Are Exactly As Strange As You Would Expect

The Rocky star’s son has an intense name: Sage Moonblood.

Of course the Queen Bee would give her son a kingly name — it’s Royal Reign.

The reality stars had their third child together this year, and, like Lil’ Kim, named him something with royal connotations. They welcomed Reign Aston in late 2014.

Cage clearly thinks highly of his children. The Kick-Ass actor named his son Kal-El — a.k.a. the birth name of Superman.

The My Name Is Earl actor’s son is named Pilot Inspektor after a Granddaddy song titled ”He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot.” I think I’d rather be named after Superman.

Cher Horowitz may have been named after a great singer of the past who now does infomercials, but the Clueless actress named her own son Bear Blu.

Sure, Bear is a pretty unique name… but that doesn’t mean two Hollywood stars didn’t want it for their own kid. The Titanic actress took a page from Silverstone’s book when she named her son Bear. His father’s last name? Ned Rocknroll — which is probably why Winslet had Bear keep her surname instead.

This celebrity couple thought they were reallllll clever for naming their kid, well, Kyd.

The musical couple named one of their sons Apollo, a reference to the Greek God of light, music, and poetry.

The Cougar Town actress is really into the animal kingdom. She named her two daughters Birdie and Cricket.

The married couple named their son Axl after one of the members from Fergie’s favorite band, Guns N’ Roses.

Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriend gave her daughter a colorful moniker — it’s Rainbow Aurora.

The Arrested Development star must have a thing for pancakes — he named one of his children Maple Sylvie.

Bey and Jay named their daughter Blue Ivy. Rumor has it that the “Ivy” part of her name comes from a play on the Roman numeral “IV,” which stands for the number four — a significant number to the couple who have birthdays, and their wedding anniversary, on the fourth of a month.

The married couple’s second child is named Bodhi Ransom. The moniker allegedly comes from the fact that bodhi is the Buddhist word for enlightenment.

The couple has two kids, both with rather unique names. Their daughter is Harlow Winter while their son is Sparrow James Midnight.

Of course the former Ginger Spice is going to give her kid a name with some flavor — she named her daughter Bluebell Madonna.

The Wild actress embraced her southern roots by giving her son the name Tennessee.

Bono’s daughter’s name also comes from Tennessee — it’s Memphis Eve.

The power couple named their daughter Harper Seven, allegedly after the number on soccer star David Beckham’s jersey.

The Rules of Attraction actress named her first son after something you could major in at college. His name? Audio Science.

The Butler actor has four kids with unique first names: Autumn, Sonnet, True, and Ocean. He stated that he hopes that each of his kids embody some of the positive attributes associated with their names.

The Numb3rs actor named his daughter Tu. As in, Tu Morrow. As in he made his child’s name the longest running dad joke in the world.

The “I Try” singer proved how much she wanted her daughter to be happy by giving her “Happy” as her first name.

Bell and Shepard have two daughters together, one named Lincoln and another named Delta.

Leave it to a comedian to give his daughter a cheery name. Sandler and his wife gave their daughter the moniker Sunny Madeline.

The rock star couple named their daughter Frances Bean after Frances McKee of The Vaselines — and the fact that she looked like a “bean” in her ultrasound.

Let’s hope the Machete director’s son becomes a track star or even a Nascar driver — his father did give him the name Rocket after all.

The former Jackson 5 member decided to name his son Jermajesty. No, I do not know why.

The magician and actor (remember him from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch?) named his son Moxie Crimefighter, because, uh, why not do that?

The Love, Actually actress named her daughter Gaia after the goddess of the earth.

The former couple named their son Bronx Mowgli after the NYC borough and the character from the Jungle Book, a book that Wentz said he and his then-wife had bonded over.

The Bachelorette alums found love in a hopeless place — reality television — and welcomed baby Fordham Rhys in 2014.

Aguilera gave birth to her daughter Summer Rain in 2014 — appropriate, considering she’s an August baby.

The pair just welcomed their “little princess” Briar Rose, named after the character from the original fairytale version of Sleeping Beauty.

The “Raise Your Glass” singer named her daughter Willow Sage, stating that she grew up near a willow tree that “nothing could break” and felt inspired by it.