August 2014 News Articles
- China Vetoes Hong Kong Democracy in a Big Way
- North Korea Munso Water Park May be Crazy, But We Shouldn't Be Laughing
- The Rams Cut Michael Sam, So the NFL Has No Openly Gay Players, Again
- You've Been Peeling Apples Wrong Your Whole Life, Unless You've Been Using A Power Drill
- The Apple iWatch Price Is $349, Which Is More Expensive Than All These Things
- 3D Printed Vertebra Implanted in 12-Year-Old Boy in China, Welcome to the Future!
- Plastic Bag Ban In California Is Coming Soon, Here Are 8 States With Weirder Laws
- ISIS’ Siege Of Amirli Is Finally Broken, So Does That Mean They’re Close To Defeat?
- European Union Demands Russia Pulls Out Of Ukraine, Or Else
- Marine Corps Veteran Brian Jones Dismantles Rape Culture In The Military, Steals Our Hearts In The Process
- Chelsea Clinton On The Hillary 2016 Campaign Trail? After Her NBC Departure, 3 Possibilities
- NYPD Under Fire For Ronald Singleton's Homicide, Second Unarmed Man Killed In NYPD Custody This Summer
- Judge Rules Texas Abortion Law Unconstitutional — A Major Victory For Texas Women
- At Trial, Ebola Drug ZMapp Cured 100 Percent Of Infected Monkeys
- iPad & iPhone Screens Are Bigger Than Ever, And Still Expanding
- Insane "Pecera" Washing Machine Uses Robotic Fish To Clean Your Clothes
- The Yerka Project, A.K.A. The Bike That's Impossible To Steal, Is Finally Here — PHOTOS
- Could ISIS Attack The U.S.? It's A Complicated Question, Without An Easy Answer
- Ebola vs. SARS: Which Outbreak Was Worse?
- Why ISIS Tweets About "#Napa Earthquake" And "#Michael Sam"
- Is ISIS Targeting Pope Francis? The Vatican Has Amped Up Security
- Hillary Clinton Comments On Ferguson, And It's Fair, Assertive, And Powerful
- "Truthy" Is Indiana University's Million-Dollar Study Of... Memes
- California Backs "Yes Means Yes" Sexual Consent Bill, Because "No Means No" Isn't Enough
- Trans Fat Labels Lie To You, And The FDA Lets It Happen
- United Kingdom's Terrorism Threat Upped To "Severe," For The Sixth Time In Eight Years
- The iPhone 6 Release Date Is No Longer A Secret, And Rumors Are A-Flying
- Gay Man Daniel Ashley Pierce Receives Thousands in Donations After Parents Disown Him
- That Map Russia Tweeted At Canada Is Just So... Russia
- The Revamped NFL Domestic Violence Policy Still Doesn't Go Far Enough
- President Obama's Tan Suit Sparks Memes, Twitter Accounts, & Bewilderment
- Obama Rejects Military Action Against Russia, Still Manages A Dig At Putin
- Twitter Analytics Is A Gold Mine Of Information About Your Tweets
- The New Hershey's Logo Borrows An Emoji, And Not The Most Appropriate One
- Boston Bombing Survivor James Costello Marries Nurse Kristra D'Agostino, And The Photos Are Perfect
- Canada Mocks Russia On Twitter With Brilliantly Snarky "Russia & Not Russia" Map
- Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's Sister Ailina Suspected Of Making A Bomb Threat
- Leaked GOP Memo On Women Concludes Glumly That They Hate The GOP
- Death Threats Against Anita Sarkeesian Force The Inspirational Feminist From Her Home
- Seeking Parole, Mark David Chapman Half-Apologizes For Murdering John Lennon
- Ukraine's President Poroshenko Says Russia Has Invaded & He Needs Help
- Spider-Infested Suzuki Cars Were Just Recalled By The Thousands
- Are The "JK Wedding Entrance Dance" Duo Still Together? They're "Forever" A Power Couple
- Santa Fe Just Decriminalized Marijuana, And The Rest Of New Mexico Could Catch On
- Omaha Police Kill 'Cops' Crew Member Bryce Dion in Tragic Shoot-Out
- ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Is Fun, But Donations Should Be Going Toward Diseases That Kill Us
- Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand Labeled "Porky" & "Chubby" By Male Politicians, But She Had The Last Word
- Fox News' Kimberley Guilfoyle Wants Putin For President, At Least For A Couple Days
- Coolest Cooler Kickstarter Rakes In $10 Million, Because It's Way Cooler Than Potato Salad
- The Indiana "Feticide" Case Against Purvi Patel Is A Defining Moment For Reproductive Rights
- Exercise and Depression: A New Science Breakthrough May Motivate You to Get to the Gym
- That New Life Alert "Basement" Ad? It's Scarier Than Anything Else On TV
- The Ice Bucket Challenge Dried Out Colonsay, Also Known As An Entire Island
- Jon Stewart Squashes Fox News' Ferguson Coverage, One Insane Point At A Time — VIDEO
- Shirley Sotloff's Video To ISIS Pleading For Her Son's Release Is Heartbreaking
- Sorry, Women — Your Performance Review Would Go Better If You Were Just Male
- On Syria Airstrikes, Obama & Congress Actually Agree. Wait, What?!
- Security Footage Of John Crawford Being Shot May Not Jibe With The Official Version
- Watch Joe Biden Flirt With Veteran & Centenarian Lucy Coffey, Making Us Swoon — VIDEO
- Rep. Steven Stockman Posts Ridiculous Internship Ad, Granolas Need Not Apply
- The Time Warner Internet Outage Left America Stunned & Twitter Fuming
- This Israel-Gaza Cease-Fire Could, Finally, Be The One That'll Hold
- Crafty Chinese Panda Ai Hin Fakes Pregnancy For Extra Buns And Air Conditioning
- If You're White & American, Your Friends Probably Are Too — And It's Limiting You
- Legalizing Medical Marijuana Means Fewer Painkiller Deaths, Statistics Reveal
- Arby's Meat Mountain Isn't The Only Insane Fast-Food Invention
- ESPN Covers Who Michael Sam Showers With, And It's Awkward & Unnecessary
- Facebook & Twitter Users Don’t Share Opinions Online, Because They’re Afraid Of What You’ll Think
- Initiative 59 In Washington State Just Got A Huge Boost From Bill & Melinda Gates
- NFL Discovers Women Like Football, Revamps Its Once-Sexist Female Clothing Line
- A Chemical Cleaner-Laden Dairy Queen Milkshake Was Sold To A 7-Year-Old
- "Sleep Drunkenness" Is Far More Common And Way Less Hilarious Than You Thought
- Using James Foley's Execution In Your Campaign Ad? Worst Move Ever, Allen Weh
- ISIS Demands Millions For The Young American Woman It's Holding Hostage
- Who Was Douglas McArthur McCain, The American Killed While Battling For ISIS?
- Hyperlapse, Instagram's Snazzy New App, Is Every Film Major's Worst Nightmare
- With The Death of James Foley, Why Do Foreign Reporters Take The Risk?
- ISIS The Band Isn't Happy People Keep Confusing Them For, Well, You Know
- Burning Man & The Environment Don't Exactly Go Well Together
- A United Airlines "Knee Defender" Squabble Just Triggered An Emergency Landing
- California Quietly Orders Insurers To Cover Abortions, As They Should
- Obama Sends Spy Planes To Syria After ISIS
- A Florida Jellyfish Mob Stung 400 Unsuspecting Beachgoers Over The Weekend
- A Burger King-Tim Hortons Hybrid Is Coming To A Mall Near You
- Audio Recording Of Michael Brown Shooting Reveals Way More Than Six Gunshots
- Apple Will Replace Your iPhone 5 Battery, Because It's Exactly As Bad As You Think
- PETA Buys Up Flagging SeaWorld Stock, Because Money Talks
- Facebook Scrubs Click-Bait From Your News Feed, Because It's Sick Of It Too
- Obama At The Emmys?! 5 Things He Was Busy Doing Instead
- Did A Former London Rapper Execute James Foley?
- Hillary Clinton Knows Why Obama's "Vacation" Was A Dud — It Was In August
- Ecuador Grants Same-Sex Couples Partnership Rights, and It's About Time
- Qatar Is Too Hot For World Cup Spectators, Let Alone Players, Science Says
- ISIS Posts Nutella Selfies To Twitter, And Yeah, It's Weird
- British Embassy Tweets Awkward White House "Joke," Hastily Apologizes
- Laverne Cox's Wikipedia Page Gets Trolled By A Transphobic Person In Congress
- 'The New York Times'' Michael Brown Obituary Is Misleading And Appalling
- Was James Foley's Execution Video Staged? Forensic Analysis Says Yes
- Entering Michael Brown's Funeral, Guests Raise Their Hands In "Don't Shoot" Symbol
- Sony Executive John Smedley's AA Flight Was Grounded By A Hacker Bomb Threat
- This Rick Perry Mugshot T-Shirt Could Be Yours, With All Proceeds Going To Rick Perry
- The "Rubble Bucket Challenge" For Gaza Is One Palestinian Journalist's Push For Awareness
- The "#Ferguson Syllabus" Twitter Conversation Asks, And Answers, A Necessary Question
- The Fort Lee Shooter Situation Was Just Given The All-Clear
- James Foley's Last Letter To His Family From Captivity Is Heartbreaking
- For Michael Brown's Funeral, His Dad Calls For "Day Of Silence"
- British Ebola Patient Being Treated In London, Flown Home From Sierra Leone
- British Suspect In James Foley Execution "Close" To Being Identified
- Bean Bag Chairs Are Recalled By The Millions, And The Reason Is Horrifying
- Kidnapped American Journalist Peter Curtis Freed After Two Years In Syria
- After Earthquake, Governor Jerry Brown Declares State Of Emergency In California
- When Will "The Big One" Earthquake Hit California? It May Be Sooner Than You Think
- NASA Wants Rats In Space, And We Sure Don't Want Them On Earth
- California Earthquake Is The Biggest in 25 Years, And Pictures of The Damage Are Crazy
- State Department Begs Politicians To Stop The Ice Bucket Challenge Thing Already
- The "Pizza Cat" Eatery By Japan's Pizza Hut Is The Greatest Place That Never Existed — PHOTOS
- City Spiders Are Growing Fatter, Faster, And Multiplying, So Let's Move Right Now
- What's The Difference Between ISIS & Al Qaeda? Well, It's Complicated
- Elizabeth Warren Won't Run In 2016, But We Can Still Dream
- Obama Revisits Police Militarization, Because It Hasn't Been Working Out So Well
- Eric Garner March For Justice Unites Thousands In Staten Island, Chanting "I Can't Breathe"
- Louisiana Abortion Clinics File Lawsuit To Stay Open, And The Court May Be In Their Favor
- NYC's Citi Bikes Are Stuck In A Repair Shop in Brooklyn, But Meanwhile The Program is Growing
- Officer Dan Page Suspended After Video of Racist Speech Shows Him Promising to "Kill Everybody"
- Samsung Galaxy Nominates iPhone for Ice Bucket Challenge in A Creepy, Sleazy, Spoof — VIDEO
- Dinesh D’Souza Compares Ferguson Protestors to ISIS Terrorists, Because Justice
- Harry Reid Cracks Racist Asian Joke To A Crowd Of Asian People, Facepalm
- Darren Wilson's GoFundMe Page Raised Way More Than Michael Brown's Family's Page
- Like British "Jihadi John," ISIS' Foreign-Born Recruits Are Lethal — And There Are Hundreds
- The New AP History Course Is Gritty, But Not "Un-American"
- White House Fixes The Contraceptive Coverage Gap That Hobby Lobby Caused
- New York City's First Bitcoin ATM Has Arrived, And The Future Is Here
- Watch Netflix Using Oculus Rift With "Oculix," The Greatest Invention Of Our Time
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg Talks America's Race Problem And, Oh Yeah, "Notorious RBG"
- Mitt Romney Nominates Jason Sudeikis for ALS Challenge & These ‘SNL’ Impersonators Should Be Next — VIDEO
- The Chilling 'New Yorker' Ferguson Cover References "Hands Up, Don't Shoot"
- The Grand Theft Auto "Rape" Modification Is Disgusting
- The Ice Bucket Challenge Just Electrocuted Four Firefighters In Kentucky
- The Email ISIS Sent To James Foley's Family Is Horrifying
- Florida Gay Marriage Ban Struck Down By Federal Judge, In a Major Ruling That Affects 67 Counties
- Johnny Depp's Downward Spiral: From Respected Actor to Cartoonish Flop — Where Did He Go Wrong?
- Seattle Has A "Weed Bus Club," And Yeah, It's A Marijuana Party Bus
- The Ice Bucket Challenge & The California Drought Aren't Mixing Well
- Ice Bucket Challenge Memes Are Even Better Than A Soaked Robert Pattinson
- Trevor Ferrell Smokes A McDonald's French Fry In The Best PSA Ever
- Catholics Spurn The Ice Bucket Challenge, Even Though Shakira Nominated Pope Francis
- The Fundly "Feed Ferguson" Campaign Helps Out The Town's Lunch-Less Schoolkids
- The "Taco Or Beer Challenge" Benefits Abortion Funds, Is Tastier Than Ice
- "Suicide Tourism" In Switzerland Is More Popular Than Ever
- Dancing, Roses, & Tributes: The Ferguson Protests Had Another Side
- Las Vegas Wants Gay Marriage Legalized, But Not For The Reason You'd Expect
- Most Ebola Victims Are Women, For One Big Reason
- Ebola Patients Dr. Kent Brantly & Nancy Writebol Are Cured — But Nobody's Sure How
- How Does Mike Brown Protest in Ferguson, MO Change From Day To Night?
- Oregon GOP Candidate Art Robinson Wants Your Vote — And Your Pee
- Meet The Chairless Chair, A Pair Of Robo-Pants That Magically Become A Seat
- Taylor Swift 'Shake It Off' Music Video Has More To Do With Mike Brown Than You'd Think
- Why Trans Bathroom Laws and LGBT Ordinances Matter, No Matter What Michelle Duggar Says
- Sea Plankton In Space? That's Right, Says Russia — But NASA Isn't So Sure
- What Happened To Tom From Myspace? Oh, Tom Anderson Had The Last Laugh...
- ISIS Wanted Millions For James Foley, Because Terrorists Are Money-Hungry
- In Ferguson, Attorney General Eric Holder Gets Us Talking About Race
- U.S. Mission To Rescue James Foley Failed, Officials Say
- Joe The Plumber Can End Ferguson Protests With A Job Fair, Or So He Thinks
- Liberia Quarantines Ebola In A Monrovia Slum, And Residents Are Outraged
- Women In Major League Baseball? Mo'Ne Davis Has Proved It's Possible
- Why Uber Needs David Plouffe Almost As Much As Obama Did
- SeaWorld Orcas & Trainers Will Stay Separated, And SeaWorld Just Keeps Struggling
- Jackie Chan's Son, Jaycee Chan, Could Be Executed By China
- The Sexist Email Gesche Haas Received Mid-Tech Conference Speaks Volumes
- Why We Stand With Michael Brown: Protesters in Ferguson on Why They Are Demonstrating
- The Father Of "Affluenza" Teen Ethan Couch Was Just Arrested
- Will The U.S. Help ISIS Hostage Steven Sotloff? 3 Possibilities, Explained
- Mo'Ne Davis' Best Quotes Will Inspire You To Take On The World, Too
- Supreme Court Halts Gay Marriage In Virginia, Just Hours Before The Big Day
- There's An "Uber" Button On Your Starbucks App Now, Because World Domination
- Hilarious Rick Perry Mugshot Memes Will Brighten Your Day
- Twitter Bans Photos Of The Deceased, Per Family Members' Request — It's About Time
- Eric Holder's Op-Ed On Ferguson For 'St. Louis Post-Dispatch' Calls For Peace, Trust, & Justice
- Salmonella-Exposed Peanut Butter Recalled From Whole Foods & Trader Joe's, Devastation Ensues
- James Foley's Mother's Heartbreaking Tribute Reminds Us To Remember His Remarkable Life
- 200-Year-Old Alcohol Recovered From Polish Shipwreck — And It's Still Drinkable
- George W. Bush Rejects Ice Bucket Challenge, But Sneaky Laura Bush Has Other Ideas... — VIDEO
- Little Boy Horrified When Dad "Takes" His Ear, In The Cutest Video You'll See All Week
- Corona Issues Beer Recall Because There's Glass In Your Corona Extra
- Don't Watch ISIS Execute U.S. Journalist James Foley. Remember His Remarkable Life, Instead
- What Will Happen To Darren Wilson? After Mike Brown Shooting, 3 Possibilities
- India's Irom Sharmila, The World's Longest Hunger Striker, Finally Freed From Prison
- Mo'Ne Davis Is 'Sports Illustrated's Cover Star, Next Stop: World Domination
- How Did The Ice Bucket Challenge Start? It Didn't Always Involve Ice...
- Gavin McInnes Is Not Being Censored For His Transphobic Thought Catalog Piece
- The Walmart Shooting Of John Crawford Could Become Ohio's Ferguson
- Taco Bell's New "Dollar Cravings Menu" Rips Off Its Cheaper, Old-School Snacks
- Trayvon Martin's Mother's Open Letter To Michael Brown's Family Is Heartbreaking
- The Onion Responds To Facebook's New "Satire" Tag In The Best Way Possible
- Pope Francis Mourns Three Relatives Killed In Argentina Car Crash
- Acetyl Fentanyl, The Deadly Street Drug, Is Way Stronger Than Heroin...and It's Legal
- California's ISEGS Solar Towers Kill Tens Of Thousands Of Unsuspecting Birds
- Rob Ford Vs. Raccoons: His Deadly Serious Battle With Toronto's Critters
- Republicans Blame Rick Perry's Indictment On A Liberal "Conspiracy," Obviously
- Here's What Being In Ferguson Actually Looks Like — PHOTOS
- 31 Arrested In Ferguson Overnight, Hours After National Guard Arrives
- The 19th Amendment Was Ratified 94 Years Ago, And Here's What We Want In 94 More Years
- New App Sobrr Is Here To Erase Your Drunken Mistakes, At Least The Online Ones
- The "Support Darren Wilson" Movement Exists, Too, And It's Growing More Vocal
- Ice Bucket Challenge Mega-Fundraiser, Corey Griffin, Dies In Diving Accident
- Michael Brown Used Marijuana Before His Death, Which Means... Absolutely Nothing
- Obama Tells Ferguson: "Young Men Of Color Are Left Behind"
- Tiny Kittens Wearing Baby Socks Might Be The Cutest Trend In History — PHOTOS
- YouTuber "ZBoy2855" Rejects Ice Bucket Challenge, Tells His Powerful ALS Story Instead — VIDEO
- Yes, Hillary Clinton's Speaking Fees Are Super-High — Because There's Nobody Like Her
- Amnesty International Heads To Ferguson To Encourage Peaceful Protests
- Ebola And The Black Death May Be Terrifyingly Similar, Science Says
- Julian Assange Hints He's Leaving Ecuadorian Embassy, Because Two Whole Years
- 5 Ways You Can Help Ferguson, Its Protesters, and Mike Brown's Family
- At Press Conference, Michael Brown Attorneys Reveal He Was Shot Six Times
- Let's Stop Vacation-Shaming Obama, Because World Leaders Need Breaks Too
- Monstrous, 15-Foot Alligator Caught By Alabama Family Of Hunters
- Do Police Shoot Black Men More Often? Statistics Say Yes, Absolutely
- Sunday's Violence In Ferguson Forces Gov. Nixon To Call In The National Guard
- Sharks Keep Attacking The Internet Because Sharks Do What They Want
- Ebola Clinic Looted, Causing Infected Patients To Flee In Liberia
- Twitter Turns Favorites Into Retweets For An Experiment, And Tweeters Aren't Happy About It
- Facebook to Introduce "Satire" Tag, Kill Satire Forever
- Michael Brown's Body to Get Second Autopsy Authorized by Justice Department
- New Hampshire Declares State of Emergency over Synthetic Marijuana
- Police Find 35 People in Shipping Container, and They Think It's Due to Human Trafficking
- Following Ferguson Curfew, Seven Arrested and One Shot as Violence Continues in the Divided City
- Ferguson Happens Everywhere, Say Families Of Police Brutality Victims
- Pope Francis Visits South Korean Abortion Memorial, Cements Anti-Abortion Status
- Gov. Jay Nixon Declares Curfew In Ferguson To Curb Looting
- Rick Perry Calls Indictment "Abuse Of Power" After He Reportedly Abused Power
- WNBA's Brittney Griner and Glory Johnson Get Engaged, Share Adorable Photos
- Germany Spied On Kerry and Clinton Says Der Spiegel, But It's Not As Awkward As It Sounds
- Kevin Spacey Prank Calls Hillary Clinton As Bill Clinton In a Surreal, Amazing Birthday Video
- Ferguson Violence Erupts Again As Protestors Block Looters, Take Policing into Their Own Hands
- Kilobots Are Harvard's Tiny, Swarming Robot Army — And Yes, They're Terrifying
- Texas Governor Rick Perry Indicted on Charges of Abuse of Power, Coercion — There Goes 2016?
- French Town Called "Death to Jews" Doesn't Want to Change Its Name, So That's Terrible
- Was Michael Brown's Shooting Live-Tweeted? Twitter User Claims to Have Seen the Incident Unfold
- Anonymous Was Wrong About Michael Brown's Killer — Has the Hacker Group Flubbed Before?
- Michael Brown's Family, Attorneys Call Video Footage Released by Ferguson PD "Character Assassination"
- The FDA Is Using 'Minecraft' For An Anti-Smoking PSA, So Its 3D World Is About to Get Real
- Watch Musician Vicky Beeching Epically School An Anti-Gay Pastor On Live TV – VIDEO
- SeaWorld Orcas Get Bigger Homes, After A Solid 18 Months Of 'Blackfish' Outrage
- Texas' Tough Anti-Abortion Law, HB2, Hinges On One Judge's Ruling
- The Ice Bucket Challenge Caused These Priceless Reactions (And Raised Serious $$$) — PHOTOS
- Legalizing Gay Marriage Brings In Huge Revenue For States, So There's Another Reason to Allow It
- Gay Teen Alexander Betts Jr's Organ Donation Was Rejected For An Archaic Reason
- Curious Teens Tour NBA Star Ray Allen's Mansion In The Dead Of Night
- North Korea "Accidentally" Fires Rockets Towards Pope Francis, Blames The Pontiff
- Ferguson Convenience Store Robbery Footage Released By Police — VIDEO
- "National Moment Of Silence" Mike Brown Protests Sweep The Nation, From New York to L.A.
- The "#Media Blackout" In Ferguson Obstructed Outlets From Al Jazeera To 'The Washington Post'
- Where Is The "Balloon Boy" Heene Family Now? The Boys Formed A Heavy Metal Band
- Starbucks Takes 'The New York Times'' Hint, Overhauls Its Shift-Scheduling System
- Watch Inspiring Violinist Roger Frisch Play During Brain Surgery, With Amazing Results — VIDEO
- Photos From Ferguson, St. Louis Reveal How Much The Town Resembles A War Zone
- Politicians Weighing In On Ferguson Include Senators Ted Cruz, Elizabeth Warren, & Claire McCaskill
- Congress Works Far Less Than You Do (But Gets Paid A Whole Lot More)
- Applegate Recalls Chicken Nuggets, Because They Were Full Of Plastic
- After Mike Brown Shooting, Obama Tells Ferguson, "Now Is The Time For Healing"
- Cats Are Holding Everybody Hostage In 2014 — A Timeline Of The Revolution
- New Oxford Dictionaries Words Include "Side Boob," & "YOLO," So Thanks, Drake
- A "Fave" Email Button Could Solve All Your Reply-All Nightmares, So Bring It
- Following Ferguson Protests, Palestine & Turkey's Oppressed Citizens Pledge Their Support
- New World Trade Center Logo Honors 9/11 Sites With Five Simple White Bars
- Anonymous Names Ferguson Cop It Believes Killed Mike Brown
- Flybe Pilot's Artificial Arm Detaches Mid-Flight, Which Doesn't Faze Him
- Ferguson, St. Louis' Fourth Night Of Protests Saw Tear Gas And Reporters Arrested
- Anti-Gay Activist Jonathan Saenz's Wife Left Him For A Woman, Because Irony
- Teen Sets Up Walmart Fort, Lives There For Two Whole Days — PHOTOS
- Mississippi Appeals Abortion Ruling So Its One Remaining Clinic Can Shut Down
- Gay Marriage Is Legal In Virginia Now, And Weddings Could Start Next Week
- The Mike Brown Shooting Is Ferguson, St. Louis’ Latest Racial Incident In A Long, Painful History
- Abigail Hernandez's Lawyer Wants You To Quit Speculating, And He's Got A Point
- Pope Francis' Historic South Korea Visit Isn't Exactly Going Down Well
- Remembering Robin Williams: A Selection of Tributes from All Over the Web and the World
- Crafty Comcast Put Wannabe-Ex-Customer Aaron Spain On Hold Until Offices Closed — VIDEO
- "Pink Slime" Is Back, Baby, And It's Coming For Your Big Mac
- Cancer-Fighting Bee & Scorpion Venom Is In Our Future, Science Says
- One Plus' Sexist "Ladies First" Contest Not Only Objectified Women, It Ripped Them Off
- The BuyPartisan App Revealed The Politics Of My Fridge, And It Was Disturbing
- Michael Brown Shooting Represents The Ongoing Tragedy America Is Ignoring
- Christy Mack Shares Brave Photos Of Her Alleged Assault By Ex-Boyfriend Jon Koppenhaver
- Chris Christie Takes ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Is A Champ About It
- Apple's First Diversity Report Just Isn't Good Enough, And Tim Cook Knows It
- Edward Snowden Is September's 'WIRED' Cover Star, American Flag In Hand
- Murder Suspect Allegedly Asked Siri Where To Hide A Dead Body, So She Replied
- Donald Trump In 2014 Has Been Even More Flat-Out Insane Than Anticipated
- Uber & Lyft Accuse Each Other Of Dirty Tricks In The Transportation Battle Of The Century
- Family Of Aunt Jemima Sues Pepsi & Quaker Oats For $2 Billion, Because She Was Real
- Does Anyone Still Use AOL? Millions Of People, Believe It Or Not
- Watch The Perseid Meteor Shower Online: Here's Exactly How
- Maryam Mirzakhani Wins the Fields Medal and Is the First Woman To Do So, Booya
- Fox News' Keith Ablow Declares Michelle Obama Should Lose Some Weight
- Obama's Very Rare Statement On Robin Williams' Tragic Death Spoke Volumes
- Yes, Obama, Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Retirement Could Help Democrats - But That's Up To Her
- Is Asbestos Still Used? In Some Developing Countries, It's A Booming Industry
- Colorado's Teen Birth Rate Dropped 40%, And It's Probably Because Of Just One Thing
- Apple's iOS 8 Healthkit Wants To Be Your Doctor, Heart Monitor, Pedometer...
- Do Elephants Cry? 21 Things You Should Never Forget For World Elephant Day
- Colorado's "Lab Rat" Anti-Marijuana Campaign Is Actually Pretty Ironic
- Israel Expands "Law Of Return" To Include Same-Sex Couples — Finally
- Selfies Can Be Deadly: A Polish Couple Takes a Fatal Fall While Posing for a Photo
- Hilarious "Millennials Begone!" Chrome Extension Swaps The Term For A Far Better One
- Vegas' Appalling "Heart Attack Grill" Restaurant Fat-Shames The People Who Eat There
- Photos Of China's Newborn Panda Triplets Will Melt Your Heart
- Gigantic, Prehistoric Penguins Would've Dwarfed LeBron James — And They Weren't Alone
- "National Moment Of Silence 2014," Or "#NMOS14," Remembers Mike Brown Across The Country
- UN-Approved Experimental Ebola Drug May Be Offered To West Africa Victims
- With Taryn The Tinder Chicken, John Oliver Shows Russia Exactly What It's Missing
- For Presidential Joke Day, We Honor Our Finest Comedians-In-Chief
- "War Kitteh" Collar Turns Your Cat Into A Sneaky, Sly Internet Hacker
- Video Games Might Cure Depression, So Pick Up That Controller
- The Kennedys Take The Ice Bucket Challenge, Promptly Nominate President Obama — VIDEO
- Epic Baltimore "Obvious Bus Stop," Designed By "Mmmm," Makes Your Wait So Much Better
- Butter Swastika Found On McDonald's Sandwich By Unsuspecting North Carolina Woman
- Mo'Ne Davis Pitches Shutout Little League Game, Becomes First Girl to Ever Do So
- Antibacterial Products Are Not Safe For Pregnant Women (Or Anyone, Really), So Lay Off the Stuff
- U.S. Taco Co., Taco Bell's Upscale Cousin, Is Here — So Here's What To Expect
- New Orleans Drive-By Shooting In Lower Ninth Ward Leaves Two Dead, Five Injured
- NYPD "Operation Character Flaw" Cracks Down On Those Times Square Superheroes
- The Atlanta Public Schools' Cheating Trial Is About To Begin
- Ex-Iraq Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki Will Not, Repeat Will Not, Step Down
- Colgate Total Toothpaste Has Triclosan, A Cancer-Linked Ingredient — And Nobody Knew Until Now
- Ohio Won't Execute Any Death Row Inmates Until 2015, At The Very Least
- Plane Ticket Costs Are More Arbitrary Than You Think, And This Study Explains Why
- Brazilian Teachers Must Offer Proof of Virginity or Submit to STD Test to Make the Cut
- NASCAR Star Tony Stewart Hit And Killed Kevin Ward Jr., And It Didn't Have To Happen
- Photos Of Sunday's Epic Supermoon Will Brighten Your Day
- Anonymous Launches "Operation Ferguson" For Mike Brown, The Missouri Teen Shot By Cops
- Sarah Silverman Talks Payday Loans On 'Last Week Tonight,' And It's Brilliant — VIDEO
- The Cat-Eating, 12-Foot Python Terrorizing Florida Has Finally Been Captured — VIDEO
- Gaza Strip Peace Talks Begin In Egypt During Three-Day Cease-Fire
- #IfTheyGunnedMeDown Mike Brown Hashtag Is Powerful, Insightful And Important
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg Changed The Supreme Court 21 Years Ago, So Let's Celebrate
- Six Flags Roller Coaster Breaks Down In Maryland, Strands 24 People
- Valley Forge Christian College Files Birth Control Lawsuit, Because It Believes Plan B Causes Abortions
- Unarmed Teenager Mike Brown Shot By Police Officer
- College Sexual-Assault Bill to Be Discussed by California Legislature
- Stem Cells May Help Stroke Patients Recover, Says Study – But Don't Get Too Excited
- Plane Crash Near Tehran Kills 39 in an Especially Scary Month for Air Travel
- Coffee May Help Your Hearing, So Don't Think About Cutting Back Just Yet
- Guinea Closes Border Over Ebola Outbreak As Death Toll Nears 1,000
- Scientists Uncover Super-Old Fossils In Wyoming — VIDEO
- The States With The Fastest Internet Speeds May Surprise You
- What's Next For Anthony Weiner? Owning A Queens Restaurant, Believe It Or Not
- Russia Slaps 'The Sims 4' & Its Same-Sex Couples With 18+ Rating, So 'The Sims' Is More Progressive Than Putin
- Ebola Stuffed Toys & Needlepoints, A.K.A. The Worst Idea Ever, Are Up For Grabs — PHOTOS
- Charlie Brown, Tennessee Gubernatorial Candidate: 'Put His Butt In That Electric Chair'
- Google Street View Car Crashes Into Other Car During Illegal U-Turn
- U.S. Launches Airstrikes In Iraq To Drive Out ISIS
- Push For Pizza App Rudely Rejects D.C. On Its State List, Buuuuurn
- Malaysia Airlines Can Be Saved, But Only By A Federal Overhaul & Complete Restructuring
- Michelle Obama Jokes Women Are Smarter Than Men, But Really ... Are We?
- In September's 'Glamour,' Hillary Clinton Has The Perfect Response To People Calling Her The B-Word
- Air New Zealand Uses Hobbits To Teach Flight Safety, Which Beats Bikini Models — VIDEO
- Angsty "You're Welcome, LeBron James" Billboard Gets ESPN Host Dan Le Batard Suspended
- Curious Toddler Crashes White House Lawn, Triggering A Lockdown
- Wendy Davis' New Campaign Ad Reminds Us Greg Abbott Is Bad For Women — Which Doesn't Help
- Wikipedia's Anti-"Right To Be Forgotten" Page Will Remember You If Google Forgets
- Oscar Pistorius' Verdict Date Has Finally Been Announced, So Here's When He'll Learn His Fate
- Tropical Storm Iselle Strikes Hawaii, With Hurricane Julio On Its Heels
- Grayson The Fish Plays Pokemon Red, And 20,000 People Are Watching
- Obama Authorizes U.S. Humanitarian Airdrops & Airstrikes In Iraq
- Want The Best Steak Of Your Life? Don't Thaw The Steaks Before Cooking Them
- Starbucks' Wi-Fi Is The Fastest Public Internet In The United States, So Get Your Latte To Stay
- Watch NBC's Kerry Sanders Test Anti-Mosquito App On Air, Which Ends Badly — VIDEO
- President Obama Has 44 Cousins In The Senate, Including, Um, Ted Cruz
- New Ways To Die In 'The Sims 4' Include Death By Laughter, Flies, Cowplant...
- What's the Most Religious College In the U.S.? The Princeton Review Has the Answers
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- LGBT Children's Book Kickstarter Campaigns Are Awesome And Overdue
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- Lawsuit Filed Against Facebook Could Net You Some Euros
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- Obama Acknowledges That "We Tortured Some Folks"
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- Facebook Goes Down For 20 Minutes, Loses Half A Million In Revenue
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- Instagram Selfies By Russian Soldier Sanya Sotkin Might've Just Blown Vladimir Putin's Cover
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