January 2015 News Articles
- Rand Paul Calls Out Jeb Bush's Marijuana "Hypocrisy," And He's Not Wrong
- ISIS Video Shows Apparent Execution Of Kenji Goto, The Second Japanese Hostage It's Killed
- As Deadlines Pass, Fate Of ISIS Hostages Kenji Goto & Muath al-Kaseasbeh Uncertain
- California May Raise The Smoking Age To 21, Making Cigarettes Totally Unappealing To Teenagers
- Measles Was Brought To New York Penn Station & Amtrak As The Outbreak Spreads Across 14 States
- Ohio Halts All Executions As Controversy Over Lethal Injection Drug Midazolam Continues
- These NFL Players' Wives & Girlfriends Are Even Cooler Than The Football Superstars
- Facebook "Place Tips" Will Advise You Where To Go & Challenge Yelp At Its Own Game
- What Should Mitt Romney Do Next? Oh, We Have Some Ideas...
- 7 Surprising Countries Where Abortion Is Illegal, Even Now
- NFL Players' Salaries Vs. What The World's Toughest Jobs Pay
- Stacey Dash Thinks Campus Rape Victims are "Bad Women" Who Like to Be "Naughty" — VIDEO
- A Super Bowl Measles Outbreak Is A Very Real Possibility & Yes, We Can Blame Anti-Vaxxers
- Senate Advances Iran Sanctions Bill, Defying Obama & Throwing Negotiations Into Jeopardy
- 17 Completely Ridiculous Super Bowl Items You Should Buy Right Now
- The "Other Leaders" Mitt Romney Hinted At Will Benefit From His Abrupt Exit From The Race
- "Pay With Lovin'" At McDonald's This Month & Get Your Quarter Pounder For A Hug — Yes, Really
- Endorsements For Republican 2016 Candidates Had Been Coming In Fast For Everybody But Mitt Romney
- This "Are You A Jihadist?" Chart France Created Is Well-Intentioned, But Poses Its Own Problems
- This Video Of Chris Christie Falling Off A Chair Is Pointless, But Will Make Your Friday So Much Better Anyway
- 13 Hilarious Twitter Responses To Mitt Romney Not Running For President After All
- Obama Mocked Mitt Romney For Being "Suddenly Concerned" About Poverty In A Real #TBT Moment
- Why Isn't Mitt Romney Running For President After All? His Family, The Donors — And Jeb
- The Emotional Stages Of Finding Out Mitt Romney Isn't Running For President After All
- Mitt Romney Isn't Running In 2016 After All, In An Abrupt One-Eighty
- The "Precision Medicine Initiative" Obama Teased Is Coming — And You (Plus One Million Others) Can Help
- Teenager Who Took NOS Hostage, Tarik Z., Acted Alone & His Motive Is Still Unclear
- If Humans Disappeared From Earth: AsapSCIENCE Looks At What Might Happen To The Planet & It's Not Good — VIDEO
- Accused Cop Killer Eric Frein Pleads Not Guilty, But Prosecutors Are Asking For The Death Penalty
- Aaron Hernandez's Murder Trial Begins As The Patriots, His Former Team, Prepares For Super Bowl XLIX
- Bill Gates Thinks Artificial Intelligence Is A Threat, & He's Not Alone In Fearing It Might Mean The End Of The Human Race
- Megyn Kelly Addresses Mike Huckabee's "Trashy Women" Statement, & The Fox News Host Laid Down The Feminist Hammer
- John McCain Calls Code Pink Protestors "Scum," But The Senator Should Have Responded More Appropriately
- Lee Myung-Bak Says North Korea Demanded $10 Billion In Cash From South Korea To Have An Inter-Korean Summit
- 7 Weed Strains Seattle Seahawks Fans Can Enjoy During The Super Bowl
- How Successful Is Online Dating? It's Doing Better Than Ever, But There's Still A Stigma
- Facebook Censors Muhammad Images In Turkey & Blaming Mark Zuckberg Isn't The Answer
- Senate Passes Keystone XL Pipeline Bill, In Very Clear Defiance Of Obama's Veto Threat
- The Boston Blizzard Challenge Has People Stripping Down & Diving Into Snow For Absolutely No Reason Whatsoever
- This World Map Re-Imagined By Population Is The Coolest Thing You'll See Today
- Dutch Broadcaster NOS Hijacked By Gunman Demanding Airtime
- Dartmouth College Bans Hard Alcohol & Will Challenge "Excessive Drinking" To Fight Sex Assault
- The Kids Whose Lives Anti-Vaxxers Are Putting At Risk Every Day
- Strength Training Might Be the Key to Staying Fit, Says New Study
- "This." Is The Social Network That Finally Sifts Through The Junk
- The Perfect Theme Song For Every President, Because Thomas Jefferson & "Timber" Go Beautifully Together
- Mitt Romney Slams Hillary Clinton, aka Your First Sneak Preview Of What's Coming In 2016
- Barack Obama Sings "Uptown Funk" (Sort Of) & It's Everything You Never Knew You Wanted — VIDEO
- Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Declared "An Accident" & Search For Survivors Ends
- Football Isn't Safe For Children, New Study Released Right Before Super Bowl XLIX Finds
- Children Relying On Food Stamps In The United States Increased, & The Number Is Alarming
- New Information On Sydney Siege At Lindt Cafe Reveals How Two Of The Hostages Died
- Corinthia Hotel Attack In Libya Is Yet Another Pivotal Moment In The Fragile Country's Politics
- Twitter Threats Against Anita Sarkeesian Of Feminist Frequency Show Just How Horrific The Hate Mail Truly Is
- Criminal Charges Against Rick Perry Moves Forward, But The Former Texas Governor Swears He'll Fight Them
- Google Translate Removes Gay Slurs From Its App, But Why Were They Even There In The First Place?
- Texas Planned Parenthood Targeted By Legislators In A Move That Would Severely Affect Programs For Low-Income Women
- NASA Probe's Photo Of Ceres Is The Best Image Of The Dwarf Planet Ever Captured
- Obama's Offshore Drilling Plan Opens Areas In Alaska And The Atlantic — What Happened To Environmentalism?
- New Clashes Between Israel & Hezbollah Leave 3 Dead, Raising Concerns Of Escalating Violence
- 5 Republican 2016 Hopefuls Who Will Be Out Of The Race Before It Even Starts
- Rep. Tim Ryan Flips Abortion Stance In Powerful Op-Ed After, Well, Talking To Women
- Good Samaritan Shovels Boston Marathon Finish Line From Snow Because He Wanted To Send A Message
- Girls Outperform Boys in the Classroom, Says New Study, But We've Still Got A Ways to Go
- Your State's Gender Pay Gap & How It Measures Up To Other States, In One Handy Map
- Loretta Lynch Coolly Answering Tough Questions At Her Confirmation Hearing Just Proved How Badass She Is
- Bill Clinton... First Gentleman? Nope, Call Him "Adam" If Hillary Wins, He Says
- Michelle Obama Not Wearing A Headscarf In Saudi Arabia Shouldn't Come As A Surprise To Anyone
- People Call 911 About Facebook Outage, Because Apparently Being Without Social Media Is An Emergency
- How To Play Exploding Kittens, The Kickstarter Card Game That's Breaking Records With Laser Beams & Enchiladas
- Jordan Negotiating With ISIS Could Set A Dangerous Precedent
- #NigerianLivesMatter Is A Demand For Justice, Not Just For Western Media Attention
- Smith College Students Push for Admission of Trans Women, Because it's About Time
- UVA Sororities Forbidden From Bid Night Parties, Because Apparently People Still Think Women Can't Make Their Own Decisions
- Fidel Castro Writes A Letter On U.S.-Cuba Relations, Breaking His Long Silence On Obama's Plan
- NFL Anti-Domestic Violence Super Bowl Commercial Will Give You Goosebumps — VIDEO
- Warren Lee Hill Executed In Georgia, Though His Lawyers Claimed He Was Protected By The Consitution
- Paul Ryan Waving Gouda & 9 More Politicians If They Were Types Of Cheese
- Marissa Alexander Released From Prison, But The Problem Of Injustice Goes Unaddressed
- Arrest Records of "Friendship Nine" Will Finally Be Erased, & It's An Important Message For Today's Protestors
- Ex-Vanderbilt Football Players Convicted Of Rape & Finally Held Responsible For Their Actions
- When Is The Apple Watch Available? CEO Tim Cook Announced The Date & Wearable Tech Fans Are Elated
- These Super Bowl XLIX Players Have Been Arrested Or Convicted & Their Legal Trouble Ranges From Mild To Severe
- Ontario Bans Orca Breeding & Buying For Captivity, & The Move Is Long Overdue
- Everlast's 'I'm A Boxer' Commercial Points Out The Sexist And Absurd Way People Use 'Female' As A Modifier — VIDEO
- Obama Tells India Women's Rights Are Crucial To Any Nation's Success & Amen, Mr. President
- Science Says The Abortion Pill Is Way Safer Than Anti-Choice Activists Would Have You Believe
- How Antibiotic-Resistant Bacteria Went From Mildly Worrying To A Billion-Dollar Request In Obama’s Budget
- Jeffrey Sterling Convicted Of Espionage & It's The Latest Anti-Leak Victory For The White House
- What Midwesterners Think Whenever The East Coast Panics About Snow — And Why The Media Gives Northeast Storms So Much More Attention
- Mormon Church Backs LGBT Rights, Finally — With One Condition
- The "Snowmageddon 2015" Letdown Has Meteorologists Saying Sorry & Chris Christie Finger-Pointing
- Snow-Submerged New England Took The Brunt Of The Snowpocalypse, And It Knows It — PHOTOS
- What Patricia Todd Told Alabama Politicians Who Opposed Same-Sex Marriage Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
- The 5 Best Airports To Get Stuck At During A Blizzard — Nice Work, Portland
- ISIS Gives Hostages From Japan & Jordan 24 Hours — Unless A Prisoner Exchange Is Agreed To
- How To Help The Homeless Stay Warm & Safe During Winter Storm Juno: Help Them Get To A Shelter
- Twitter Adds Group Direct Messaging & Shoot-And-Share Videos To What You Can Tweet Next
- Bowe Bergdahl Will Face Desertion Charges, According To Conflicting Reports
- Jon Stewart Explains Sarah Palin's Speech In Iowa, Or Tries To (OK, He's Just As Lost As You Are) — VIDEO
- A Boston Yeti & Snow Ghost Roamed The Streets During The Snowstorm & Posted Unmissable Selfies
- The KFC Double Down Dog, A Fried Chicken-Wrapped Hot Dog, Deserves A Better Name Before You Down It
- The "Historic" Blizzard Of 2015 Totally Missed New York City
- Juno Leaves NYC Streets Deserted, & The Calm Before The Storm Of The Century Is Eerie — PHOTOS
- Why Blizzards Shut Down Transportation Systems, Proving That, In The Northeast, You Really Can't Get There From Here
- Are There Russian Spies In The U.S.? Yep — The FBI Arrests One In New York City Even Though It's The 21st Century
- Idaho Sex-Orientation Bill Causes Heated Debate, But LGBT Advocates Finally Got To Testify After Waiting 9 Long Years
- FAA Will Consider Drone Regulations After One Breaches Security & Lands On White House Lawn
- The Koch Brothers Will Influence The 2016 Presidential Election By Spending A Ridiculous Amount Of Money
- 'The Day After Tomorrow' Blizzard Tips Vs. Real-Life Advice
- Only 13 States Protect Transgender Schoolchildren, Reports Vocativ, And That's a Serious Problem
- What Does Super Bowl XLIX Stand For? 2015 Is The Last Year You'll Have To Wonder
- Uber Surge Pricing During Blizzard Won't Happen, Because The Company Finally Learned Profiting Off Disaster Is Bad
- Sexism Affects Women’s Mental Health, So Maybe It’s Time To Stop Normalizing It
- Florida, Meet Genetically Modified Mosquitoes, Which Are Coming Your Way By The Millions
- University of Michigan Frat Party Ends Up With $100,000 Worth of Damage, And Makes Us Feel Better About Our Life Choices
- 14 Joni Ernst-Inspired Bread Bag Shoes To Keep Your Toes Warm During This Blizzard
- White House's Dennis McDonough Names ISIS Hostage On Live Television By Accident & It's A Major Flub
- How To Prepare For The Blizzard Of 2015: 12 Simple Ways To Keep Winter Storm Juno From Catching You Off Guard
- Abortion Clinic Violence Is Still A Huge Problem, National Clinic Violence Study Shows, & It's Unacceptable
- Hillary Clinton's 2016 Campaign Advisors, PR Strategy, & More Leaked Details We Couldn't Be More Excited About
- 16 Hilarious Times When Winter Weather Got The Best Of TV Reporters, In Case You Ever Doubted The Grit Of These Champions Of Local Journalism — VIDEOS
- Buying British Chocolate In America Isn't A Thing Anymore & I'm Un-Emigrating Right Now
- Libby Lane, The First Woman Bishop Of The Church Of England, Just Broke The Stained-Glass Ceiling
- Lizard Squad Hacks Malaysia Airlines' Website With A Cruel & Bizarre Message
- 6 Scary Blizzard Of 2015 Quotes From Experts Who Know What They're Talking About
- #UseMeInstead, Pastors' Response To Cops Using Mugshots For Target Practice, Is Truly Awesome
- Blizzard Of 2015 Memes Are Sweeping The Northeast Even Faster Than This Weather
- Obama's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge Protection Plan Enrages Alaska Politicians, Delights Environmentalists
- Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's Trial Start Is Delayed, As The Court Struggles To Find An Impartial Jury In Boston
- Pope Francis Urges Simpler Annulment For Worshippers, Possibly Changing The Catholic Church's Entire Outlook On Divorce
- Winter Storm Juno Inspires Hilarious Snowpocalypse Reactions Before It Even Arrives
- 85,000 Undocumented Immigrants In Illinois Receive Driver's Licenses, A Sign Of Progressive Immigration Policy
- Chloe Kim & Ashley Wagner Just Crushed Winter Sports Records, & Their Feats Are Impressive — VIDEOS
- Republican Presidential Hopefuls & Gay Marriage — Do Any Of The GOP Frontrunners Support It?
- Syriza Wins Greek Election & The Party's Anti-Austerity Beliefs Could Rock The Entire Eurozone
- Dennis Rodman's Interview About Sony Hack & 'The Interview' Shows He's Still BFFs With Kim Jong-un
- After Disneyland Measles Outbreak, Media's Objectivity On Anti-Vaccine Movement Could Actually Be Dangerous
- Nuclear Energy In U.S. & India Moves Forward With A "Breakthrough" Deal, & It's A Big Step For The Countries
- ISIS Execution Of Japanese Hostage Outrages Obama & Other Global Leaders, But Mixed Reactions From Japanese Citizens
- Eric Schmidt Thinks The Internet Will Disappear, But Not Necessarily In The Way You Think
- An HIV Vaccine Will Arrive By 2030, Says Bill Gates, & We Sure Hope He's Right
- British Ebola Nurse Pauline Cafferkey Is Cured And Released From Hospital
- A Rambling Sarah Palin Speech At The Iowa Freedom Summit Speech Didn't Help Her 2016 Plans
- Donald Trump Says Mitt Romney "Choked" in 2012, Teases Another Fake Presidential Run
- The Patriots' Surprise DeflateGate Press Conference Leaves More Questions Than Answers
- Sarah Palin Says She May Run In 2016 & Rip That "No Girls Allowed" Sign From The Oval Office
- House Republicans Wants Forced Ultrasounds Before Abortions, Because One Anti-Abortion Bill Wasn't Enough
- Alabama's Same-Sex Marriage Ban Overturned Because It Doesn't Promote Family Values
- ISIS Allegedly Beheads Japanese Hostage Haruna Yukawa In New Video & Images
- Congress Summoning Benjamin Netanyahu Behind Obama's Back Is Just The Latest GOP Power Play
- The Yemen Government Just Fell & It Sets The Stage For Al Qaeda To Grow Stronger
- Harry Reid Ready For Eye Surgery & A Re-Election Campaign, Because Nothing Stops Him
- The Supreme Court Lethal Injection Case Could Have Major Implications For Inmates Everywhere
- Marco Rubio Considers 2016 Presidential Run, Though He'll Face Some Tough Opposition On The Way
- Japan Trolls ISIS On Twitter With Memes In A Defiant, Passionate Show Of Resistance
- McDonald's Is Cutting Menu Items — Is Your Favorite Among The 6 That Will Disappear?
- 18 Crazy SkyMall Products You Can Still Buy Before The Company Shuts Down For Good
- The Democratic National Convention Date Has Been Released, So Mark Your Calendars
- Who Is King Salman? Saudi Arabia's New Leader Takes The Throne After His Brother King Abdullah Dies
- During Pope' Francis Philippines Visit, The Government Put Homeless People In A Luxury Resort For A Pretty Bad Reason
- 32 Impressive First Ladies Whose Strengths & Passions Made The United States What It Is Today
- Who Is Rep. Renee Ellmers? The North Carolina Republican Who Stopped The Anti-Abortion Vote Is Still Super Conservative
- U.S.-Cuba Relations Progress, But Differences, Particularly Over Human Rights Issues, Remain
- Jeb Bush & Mitt Romney Meet — With Both Likely Running In 2016, This Could Be The Sign Of A Respectful Race
- Deadline For Japanese ISIS Hostages Has Passed, But Their Fate Remains Unknown
- "Am I Going Down?" App Calculates Your Flight's Chances Of Crashing, Which May Not Be The Best Idea
- Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah Bin Abdulaziz Al Saud Dies At 90
- Columbia's Alpha Chi Omega Sorority Handbook Might Make You Run Screaming In The Opposite Direction
- DeflateGate Memes Prove The Internet Will Never Grow Up & We're OK With That
- Abby Pell, Instagram Fitness Buff, Is Accused Of Body Shaming By Angry Moms — But Are They Right?
- The Doomsday Clock In 2015 Is Two Minutes Closer To Impending Doom Than Last Year
- If Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's Trial Was Moved From Boston, Where Would It Go?
- HR7, The GOP's Anti-Abortion Funding Bill, Is Just As Dangerous As Trying To Ban Abortion
- Subway Fares In New York City Are Going Up, Despite The City's Ever-Growing Inequality
- McDonalds' "Racism" Lawsuit Says Workers Were Fired Because There Were "Too Many Black People"
- Brands & Fans' Reactions To #DeflateGate Range From Punny To Outraged & Back Again
- Formaldehyde Levels In E-Cigarettes Can Be Way Higher — And Deadlier — Than In Actual Cigarettes
- The Cuban Adjustment Act Is Where High-Level U.S.-Cuba Talks Run Into Trouble
- 9 Little-Known DeflateGate Details The NFL Should Keep In Mind
- Roe V. Wade Is 42, But Activists Are Still Fighting An Uphill, High-Stakes Battle
- Video Of Jerame Reid Being Shot By New Jersey Cops Shows Disturbing Indications Of Police Brutality
- 10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Roe v. Wade, In Honor Of Its 42nd Anniversary
- Serena Williams' Comeback To Sexist "Give A Twirl!" Comment Was Perfect
- Supreme Court Housing Discrimination Case Could Undo Years Of Hard-Fought Civil Rights Gains
- Hope Solo Suspended By U.S. Soccer & The Reasoning Doesn't Make A Whole Lot Of Sense
- Japan-ISIS Hostage Negotiations Are Underway, But Time Is Running Out
- Adam Lanza's House In Newtown Will Be Torn Down In An Effort To Bring Peace To The Newtown Community
- Microsoft HoloLens Is The Future & Wearable Technology Is Getting More Real Than Ever — VIDEO
- Republicans Cancel Anti-Abortion Bill Vote & That's Great News For Women
- 'The Sun's Page 3 Topless Models Are Already Back, And It's Causing A Bit Of A Feminist Debate
- Facebook's New Hoax Reporting System Allows Users To Flag Posts As Fake, But Will It Really Help?
- Why Did AirAsia Flight QZ8501 Crash? Recovered Audio Recordings Provide New Insight
- How Did State Of The Union Viewership Compare To Last Year's Dismal Numbers? It's Even Worse
- Justice Department's Darren Wilson Decision Is Not What Many Were Hoping For
- Gender Inequality At The World Economic Forum Isn't A Davos Problem, It's A Worldwide Problem
- Gov. Andrew Cuomo Dodges Addressing Criminal Justice Reform In His State Of The State Speech
- Emma Sulkowicz Was "Let Down" By Obama's State Of The Union, & So Were We
- Dan Bilzerian’s Cat, Smushball, Is No Longer The Only Feline In The Millionaire Playboy's Life — PHOTOS
- Laughing Gas During Childbirth Is Making A Comeback (Though It'll Probably Never Be That Funny)
- Using Mugshots For Target Practice Was A Truly Appalling Decision By North Miami Beach Cops
- State Of The Union Applause Was Divided Firmly Along Party Lines, With The GOP "Crazy-Glued" To Their Seats
- Rachel Levine Will Be Pennsylvania's Newest Physician General, And She Happens To Be Transgender
- Canada's New Passport Turns Psychedelic Under Black Light & The Country Is More Badass Than It Lets On
- 4 Awkward State Of The Union Moments Haunting Us Even More Than Joni Ernst's Bread Bag Shoes
- 4 Hillary Clinton Running Mate Options She's Probably (Definitely) Considering For 2016
- Water Bounces Off This Metal Science Just Created & It's Utterly Hypnotizing — VIDEO
- Obama's "Middle-Class Economics" Push Ignores A Valuable Point About The Middle Class
- Joe Biden Hints Running For President & Fervently Praises Hillary Clinton In The Same Breath
- Old GOP State of the Union Rebuttal Videos Prove Joni Ernst Isn't the Only Conservative to Have Delivered an Awkward Response
- Rand Paul's Rebuttal To Obama's State Of The Union Address Is Everything You Never Needed To Hear
- The Women's Issues Obama Should Have Discussed at State of the Union, But Didn't
- Joni Ernst Bread Bag Memes Are The Only Appropriate Response To Her State Of The Union Rebuttal
- Joni Ernst's "Keystone Jobs Bill" Is Anything But
- 13 Incredible Twitter Reactions To Joni Ernst's Republican Rebuttal, From Bread Bags To Biscuits
- Joni Ernst Wore Camo Heels for the Republican Response to the State of the Union, and They Definitely Made a Statement
- Joni Ernst's GOP Response To State Of The Union Was Predictable — Except For One Thing
- In State of the Union GOP Reponse, Joni Ernst Sounds Like A Flight Attendant, Robot, & More According to Twitter
- Most Common Words In Obama's State Of The Union Speech Are Pretty Surprising
- Did Ruth Bader Ginsburg Fall Asleep During The State Of The Union? The Notorious RBG Would NEVER — VIDEO
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg Wears Fishnet Gloves, Continues To Be Cooler Than You Could Ever Hope To Be
- Michelle Obama's State of the Union Dress Is Straight Out Of 'The Good Wife' — PHOTO
- State Of The Union In Emojis Is By Far The Best Way To Explain The Speech
- Obama Mentioned Selma March During State Of The Union & The Oscars Should Take The Hint
- Obama's One-Liner About "Winning Both Of Them" Was The Snarkiest Quote Of The Night
- Best Tweets From The State Of The Union Are Hilarious, Naturally Mention Taylor Swift
- State Of The Union Applause Goes On For A Really Long Time & Here's Proof
- Rep. Gwen Moore Waves Pencil In 'Charlie Hebdo' Homage During SOTU, Honoring Free Speech And Those Who Died For It — VIDEO
- Ernest Moniz, The Meme Guy, Is Twitter's Favorite Thing About The State Of The Union
- Rand Paul Trolls Obama With Willy Wonka During State Of The Union
- Obama's State of the Union Is the First to Reference Transgender Individuals, but There's Still a Long Way to Go
- Scott Kelly's Instagram Doesn't Exist, So Here's Some Of The State Of The Union Guest's Best Twitter Moments
- Boehner, Biden, & Obama's Ties — A Tale Of Three Ties, And How They Compare
- President Obama's State Of The Union Wink Just Made Millions Of Americans' Hearts Melt
- Obama's State Of The Union Makeup Makes Him Look Orange, Issue Is Bipartisan
- What Obama Says About Women At State Of The Union — And All He Leaves Out
- Obama's State Of The Union Says Climate Change Is The Biggest Threat To Future Generations, So Take That Skeptics
- Who Are Rebekah & Ben Erler & Where's Ben At The State Of The Union? — UPDATE
- State Of The Union Transcript Shows Obama Will Discuss Economic Equality And The Middle Class
- Who Is Designated Survivor Anthony Foxx? Meet The Person Ready To Take Over If Anything Happens To Obama And His Cabinet
- White House Teases Obama's Tan Suit With Hilarious "Yes We Tan!" Getting Ready Tweet
- Here's What James Holmes Looked Like In Court Today
- Obama Threatens To Veto H.R. 36, The Anti-Abortion Bill, Showing The President's Still Our Fearless Leader
- Who Is Astrid Muhammad, Michelle Obama's State Of The Union Guest Whose Life Obamacare Saved?
- Describing #TheStateOfTheUnionInThreeWords Divides Americans Into Five Distinct Camps
- If Paris Sues Fox News For Its "No-Go Zones" Comments, Would Paris Even Have A Case?
- Who Is Malik Bryant, Michelle Obama's State Of The Union Guest Who Wrote To Santa & Got Obama Instead?
- Meghan McCain Begs Mitt Romney In 'Washington Post' Op-Ed To Please Stop Running For President Already
- Live Stream The 2015 'State Of The Union' Address So You Can Still Call Yourself a Responsible American, Damnit
- Who Is Ana Zamora, Michelle Obama's State Of The Union Guest & The Face Of The Immigration Debate?
- ISIS Video Threatens Japanese Hostages With Death Unless Shinzo Abe Hands Over $200 Million
- 8 Unexpected State Of The Union Guests To Look Out For This Year
- Your State Of The Union Drinking Game Guide, Because No Mention Of "Folks" Goes Without A Shot
- Did Obama's State Of The Union 2014 Promises Hold Up? Some Went Smoothly, Others, Well...
- What Obama's State Of The Union Address Would Include If We Had Our Way
- Topless Page 3 Models In 'The Sun' Have Been Axed After 44 Years & A Persistent Barrage of Deserved Criticism
- Boko Haram Affects West Africa In Its Entirety Because The Nigerian Government Isn't Doing Enough To Stop It
- Artificially Intelligent Super Mario Can Get Hungry and Kill Goomba On Its Own, & It's Honestly A Little Creepy
- Ultraviolet Ad Demands Roger Goodell's Resignation & It's Powerful, But Scary — VIDEO
- Where Will Pope Francis Visit In The U.S.? Here's Hoping The Unpredictable Pontiff's Trip Will Include Some Fun Remarks
- Martin Luther King Jr. Day Marches Across The Nation Had An Even More Personal Meaning This Year — PHOTOS
- Why Ted Cruz Says Mitt Romney Is The Wrong Choice For GOP Presidential Candidate
- What Democrats Will Run For President? There’s One Obvious Frontrunner
- Roman Catholic Women Priests Are Appointing Themselves The Role The Vatican Never Gave Them
- State Of The Union Quote, Or Words Uttered By A TV Character? Time To Test Your Political Know-How
- Austin Makes Gender-Neutral Bathrooms Out Of All Single-Use Stalls, And Other Cities Should Take Note
- The Lindsey Vonn World Cup Record You Didn't Even Know Happened Is A Huge Freaking Deal
- What Twitter Is Saying About Race and Privilege on Martin Luther King Day
- Michelle Obama's State Of The Union Guest List Includes An Astronaut, A Chicago Teenager & More
- Why Does Rain Smell? This Dazzling Slow-Motion Raindrops Video Gives You A Play-By-Play
- Emma Sulkowicz Attending State Of The Union & Hopefully Obama Will Address Campus Sex Assault
- If Deflated Footballs Were New England Patriots' Secret Weapon In AFC Championship Game, Things Will Get Ugly
- English School For LGBT Students Provokes Opposition, But It Could Be A Good Idea
- Lindsey Graham Maybe-Running For President Has Everybody Saying "Meh"
- U.S. "Hacked" North Korea Years Before Sony Hack, New Report Finds
- A Republican Anti-Abortion Bill Splits The Party As It Grapples With Trying To Appeal To Millennials & Female Voters
- Calling Kentucky Teens "Bonnie & Clyde" Shows That Maybe It's Time To Stop Romanticizing Crime Sprees
- Fox News Apologizes for Birmingham Muslim Comment After Widespread Ridicule
- "Be My Eyes" iPhone App Helps Blind People "See" & Everything About It Is Amazing
- Miss Lebanon & Miss Israel's Selfie Caused The Lebanese Beauty Queen A Lot Of Trouble Back Home
- The Euro's Decline Affects Costs Of Flights, Food & Hotels, So Buy Your Plane Ticket To Europe Now
- Will Obama's Tax Proposal Affect You? Most Likely — Things Are Looking Pretty Good For The Middle Class
- Ireland's First Openly Gay Minister, Leo Varadkar, Just Came Out & The Country's Response Is A Great Sign For LGBT Rights
- Chris Christie & Jerry Jones: How The Governor's Contradictory Statements Show There's Something Unusual Afoot
- Shots Fired Near Joe Biden's House In Delaware, But Luckily No One Was Home
- ISIS Releases 250 Yazidis In Iraq After 6 Months Because They Were "Too Expensive To Feed"
- Obama's State Of The Union Speech Must Use Social Media Because The 21st Century Has Changed Everything
- Elon Musk Wants The Internet In Space, & Will Use The Profits To Put Humans On Mars
- The Measles Outbreak From Disneyland Is Spreading, & Here's How The Wealthy Are Most Affected
- President Obama Wants Tax Increase On The Wealthy, Will Announce At State Of The Union
- Happy Birthday Michelle! Let's Look Back At The Moments We Loved Her
- Andrew Cuomo's Trade Mission To Cuba Will Be A Major Step In Normalizing Relations
- Zoe Quinn Launches "Crash Override Network," A Support Group For Targets Of Online Hate Mobs
- Kouachi Brothers' Burials Spark Mixed Emotions Among French Residents
- Mitt Romney Can't Stop Flirting With 2016 Presidential Election
- Meet Carly Fiorina, The Female Presidential Candidate You Weren't Expecting
- 1 Dead In Florida Mall Shooting, Suspect Is "Contained"
- Belgium Deploys 300 Troops Following Anti-Terror Raids In Wake Of "Charlie Hebdo" Attacks
- 23 Things Way More Likely To Kill You Than Weed (Watch Out For Those Beards!)
- Will Supreme Court Give Same-Sex Marriage The Nod In April? The Stakes Are High, But The Odds Are Good
- 6 Anti-Abortion Politicians To Watch Out For As The Fight Heats Up In 2015
- 19 Women In History Who Would've Made Incredible Presidents
- The States In SCOTUS' Same-Sex Marriage Case Have Battled Marriage Equality For More Than A Decade
- Where To Get 'Charlie Hebdo' In English, Wherever You Are
- These 5 Women Over 100 Are Your New Heros
- All New Orleans' Homeless Veterans Now Have Homes, Just As The City Promised, & The World Isn't So Bad After All
- Supreme Court Will Rule On Same-Sex Marriage, Once And For All, In The Next Six Months
- Duke University Cancels Muslim Call To Prayer Broadcast It Proudly Supported Just Two Days Before
- John Boehner's Taylor Swift GIF Email Is Not Only Real, It’s Spectacular
- Bill Clinton Talks Hillary Running For President With Seth Meyers & 3 Other Times He Dropped Coy Hints
- The Hottest Year Ever Recorded Was 2014, Forcing Global Warming-Denying Politicians To Feel The Heat
- Angela Merkel Won't Invite Putin To G7 Summit, Because You Don't Cross Her & Get Away With It
- "Relaxed" New U.S.-Cuba Rules Only Show How Draconian The Old Ones Were
- Kim Fowley Might Not Be a Name You Recognize, But He Was Behind Tons of Your Favorite Songs — VIDEOS
- John Kerry Apologizes To France In The Most John Kerry Way Ever... Using James Taylor — VIDEO
- Republicans Find Mitt Romney Running For President As Surprising & Disorientating As You Do
- Hostage Situation In France Post Office Has Ended Without Casualties
- Could ISIS & Al Qaeda Merge? The 'Charlie Hebdo' Attack Has Raised Fears
- Mormon Podcaster John P. Delvin Might be Excommunicated For Supporting Women & Same-Sex Marriage
- Google Glass Sales Are Ending, But The Company Says The Product Is Just Being Reframed For Later
- Lassana Bathily Given French Citizenship After Saving Lives In Paris Kosher Market Attack & It's Definitely Deserved
- New Arizona Civics Test Requirement Might Just Turn High-Schoolers Into Well-Informed Voters
- The Flu Outbreak & Flu Vaccine Are Equally Terrible This Year
- Joni Ernst Giving The GOP State Of The Union Response Proves The Party Knows Exactly What It's Doing
- ISIS Directed Verviers, Belgium Attack That Was Foiled Just In Time, Authorities Say
- Pope Francis Criticizes 'Charlie Hebdo' & Free Speech, Saying We Can't "Make Fun" of Other Faiths
- 19 Times Mitt Romney Mitt-Rolled Us With His Presidential "Never Gonna Give You Up" Face
- Belgium Counter-Terror Police Raid Killed 2, With Another Person Held in Custody — VIDEO
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