July 2014 News Articles
- Cat Circus Troupe "The Amazing Acro Cats" Are Coming To A City Near You, And They're Purrfect
- Provo-Based English Language Learning Center Fires Employee for "Homophone" Misunderstanding
- "Pro-Choice" Or "Pro-Abortion"? The Overhaul Of Reproductive Rights Terminology Matters
- Eric Cantor's Next Job? Oh, We Have Some Ideas ...
- Polish "Eat Apples To Annoy Putin" Facebook Page Is Full Of Unmissable Selfies — PHOTOS
- The "#Woman In Black" Mystery Unravels As Facebook Pieces Together Clues
- Amazon Prime Will Pay You For Slower Delivery, Because Profit
- One Weed-Busting Seattle Cop Issued 80 Percent Of Marijuana Tickets This Year
- Mysterious, Bright Blue "Velella Velella" Creatures Keep Washing Up In California — PHOTOS
- Go Vegan, Detroit, And PETA Will Pay Your Overdue Water Bill — Which Is Definitely Not OK
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg Tells Katie Couric Male Justices Have "Blind Spot," Cements Superwoman Status
- "Lose Your Southern Accent" Class Offered At Tennessee Lab, Quickly Gets Pulled
- Pope Francis' 10 Happiness Tips Are Words To Live By, Whether You're Religious Or Not
- Hey, Remember The Mobile, Alabama Leprechaun Video That Inspired A Thousand Memes?
- House Gives John Boehner The Go-Ahead To Sue President Obama, Cause Why Not
- Massachusetts' New Abortion Clinic Law Keeps Protesters At Bay — Without A Buffer Zone
- North Korea Summer Camp Is Now Open, Complete With Water Slides And Kim Jong Un
- Ebola Prompts Peace Corps To Evacuate Hundreds Of Volunteers From West Africa
- Campus Sexual Assault Bill Introduced By Bipartisan Senators, Who Finally Found Something To Agree On
- Stephen Colbert Buys "The Sarah Palin Channel" Tumblr, And Unsurprisingly, It's Better
- "Stop Hatin'," And 6 Other Times President Obama Was Down With The Kids
- The Flesh-Eating Bacteria Haunting Florida This Summer
- George Zimmerman Patrols Florida Gun Store, Nobody Seems To Know Why
- Legalizing Sex Work Might Be The Key To Reducing HIV Transmission Rates, So Let's Do That Already
- Republicans Flip "War On Women" To "War For Women," But It's Still Bogus
- The Government Shutdown Baby Boom Explains What Workers Did With All That Free Time
- ManServants Start-Up Offers Hunks For Hire, Stereotypes Women Anyway — VIDEO
- International McDonald's Menus Feature Tofu McNuggets, Rainbow Macarons, & Other Bizarre Foods
- Did Hobby Lobby Fire Pregnant Employee Felicia Allen Over Maternity Leave?
- One Direction Weighs In On... Gaza
- Martha Stewart's Drone Op-Ed In 'TIME' Is Passionate And, Um, Unexpected
- The Latest Facebook Experiment? You'll Try Slingshot App, Get Paid (Also, Informed!)
- How Much Is Hillary Clinton Worth? It Doesn't Matter
- Video Of Little Girl Sobbing Over Her Mortality & Baby Brother Growing Up Redefines Love
- Obama's Remarks On Ramped-Up U.S.-Russia Sanctions Sounded Like A Breakup Speech
- Thankfully, Mississippi's Last Abortion Clinic Will Stay Open — For Now
- John Boehner Insists Obama Won't Be Impeached, Labels That A Democratic "Scam"
- Terrifying "YouTube & Facebook Fire Challenge" Inspires Teens To Literally Set Themselves On Fire
- Hilton Is Killing The Hotel Room Key, Because The Smartphone Is King
- Feds Are Testing Stoned Driving By Getting Volunteers High on Government-Sanctioned Weed
- Hiring: A New NSA PR Spokesperson, So If Your Job Wasn't Stressful Enough...
- Facebook Will Split Its Messenger App In One Week, Because Nothing Good Can Stay
- How Did The Current Conflict in Gaza Start? A Timeline of the Israel-Palestine Conflict
- Red Lobster Is Going All Fancy, But They Better Not Touch Those Cheddar Biscuits
- What Being Pro-Palestinian Means To Me as An American: I'm Not Anti-Israel, But I Must Speak Up
- Barack Obama's Boyhood Crush? Linda Ronstadt, It Turns Out
- That Mysterious World Trade Center Ship? We Finally Know Where It Came From
- Politicians Try The Minimum Wage Challenge, Quickly Realize It's Unbelievably Difficult
- A Universal Blood Test For Cancer Could Be Coming Soon, and It's a Major Breakthrough
- Malaysia Airlines Considers Name Change After A Year Of Tragedy
- The Nationwide Impact Of The Virginia Appeals Court's Gay Marriage Ruling
- Fat-Shaming Billboard Gets A Positive Makeover, And This Is Vandalism We Can Actually Get Behind
- Boston Whale-Watching Cruise Goes Awry, Gets Stuck At Sea For 15 Hours
- Israeli Airstrikes Intensify In Gaza Strip, Raising The Palestinian Death Toll Over 1,100
- Bike's Vibrating Handlebars Offer Turn-By-Turn Navigation
- Russia Violated An Arms Treaty, Obama Administration Determines
- Dunkin' Donuts' 'Shark Week' Donut Is, Well, Something That Exists
- Why Did Dinosaurs Go Extinct? Um, Plain Old "Bad Luck," Science Says
- ESPN's Stephen A. Smith Is Kinda Sorry About That Whole Victim-Blaming Thing
- Sexist Yelp Review Of Portland's EastBurn Restaurant Gets The Best Response Ever
- Oppression Of Women In Africa "Cripples" Parts Of The Continent, Obama Tells Leaders
- 'The New York Times' Supports Legalizing Marijuana... Just Like Everybody Else
- Now, Satanists Want Their Hobby Lobby Rights — Thanks A Lot, Supreme Court
- Watch Adorable 'Batkid Begins' Trailer, Starring Miles Scott As The Superhero Who Saved San Francisco
- Your Passenger Uber Rating Is Uber's Way Of Judging You Back
- New TSA Contest On Airport Security Will Give $15,000 To Whoever Has A Better Idea
- "Geeks For CONsent" Petition Comic-Con To Just Adopt Anti-Sex Harassment Policies Already
- A Treadmill Desk Can Save Your Life, Because Sitting Is The New Smoking
- Calgary Fertility Clinic Prohibits Women from Using Donors of Different Races
- Your Lack Of Sleep Could Spark False Memories, So It's Time For A Nap
- Ebola Strikes Two Americans In West Africa, And Sierra Leone's Best Doctor Has Died From It
- Watch Casey The Dog Finally Reunite With Her Owner, Actually Faint With Excitement — VIDEO
- "#Palin TV Shows" Mocks The Sarah Palin Online News Channel You Never Wanted
- United Nations Demands Gaza Strip Cease-Fire, Airstrike Hits Hospital Compound Anyway
- Boko Haram Kidnaps Cameroonian Deputy Prime Minister's Wife
- Trees Save 850 Lives a Year, Says New Study
- Kayakers Accidentally Sneak Into JFK Airport, Because This Is the Current State of Airport Security
- Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 Investigation Delayed Even Longer Due to Fighting
- Thanks To Sonia Sotomayor, Hillary Clinton Gets Hugs From Adoring Young Fans
- Pope Francis, The Ultimate Cafeteria Catholic, Eats Alongside Vatican Employees
- Hamas Rejects Israel Cease-Fire Amid Peace Talks
- ESPN's Stephen A. Smith Says Women Provoke Domestic Violence, Outrage Ensues
- A Panama-Bound Plane Was Escorted Back to Toronto By U.S. Fighter Jets Because of a "Threat"
- Congressman Curt Clawson Addresses U.S Officials as Indian Ones, Because Skin Color — VIDEO
- Florida Gay Marriage Ban is Ruled Unconstitutional, For the Second Time This Month
- Cellphone Unlocking Bill Passes Congress, So You Can Use That Old Samsung, Now
- The Google Baseline Study Is A "Moonshot" Project Aiming To Discover What Health Is
- President Obama's Executive Order On Immigration Could Get Him Impeached
- Conflict-Solver Vladimir Putin Wants To Mediate The Israel-Palestine Crisis
- Could Ebola Spread To The Unites States? The Horrifying Virus Is Out Of Control In West Africa
- Erna Solberg: Candy Crush Champion, Prime Minister Of Norway, And All-Round Badass
- Blue Angels' Katie Higgins Will Be The Squadron's First-Ever Female Performer
- Was Air Travel In 2014 As Unsafe As It Seemed? Statistics Have A Surprising Answer
- Keith Olbermann Rants About Ray Rice, Perfectly Sums Up NFL's Approach To Women — VIDEO
- Feathered Dinosaurs? Yup, Dinos Might've Had Feathers From Head To Toe, Science Says
- Costco Warns Customers About Listeria By Calling Them Individually, But There's A Catch
- Congress' Wikipedia Trolling Gets Them Banned From Making Edits
- "#Wanted Wednesday" Suspect Posts To Cops' Facebook, "Y'all Will Never Catch Me," Gets Caught
- Porcelain Dolls Haunt Orange County Doorsteps, Petrify Everybody
- Air Algerie Flight AH5017 Crash Left No Survivors, But One Black Box Has Been Found
- HIV-Killing Condom, Which Also Combats Herpes, Could Be Coming To A Store Near You!
- Social Security Wastes $300 Million On A "Boondoggle" With No End In Sight
- Ohio State Fires Marching Band Director Jonathan Waters Over Horrifying 23-Page Report
- Pennsylvania Hospital Shooting Leaves 1 Dead, 2 Wounded
- New Minnesota Vikings Stadium Is A Bird-Killing Machine
- Missing: Russia's Sex Geckos, Perilously Lost In Outer Space
- Verizon Wireless' "Smart Rewards" Program Trades Your Personal Data For Gift Cards
- Are Dogs Like Humans? Study Finds Pooches Get Jealous, Just Like Us
- Joseph Wood's Execution Marks The Second U.S. Lethal Injection To Go Gruesomely Wrong In 2014
- Is Jon Stewart a Self-Hating Jew? I Asked The 'Daily Show' Host, and Here's What He Told Me
- The Ray Rice 2-Game Ban For Domestic Violence Proves The NFL Needs to Rethink Its Policies
- Super-Restrictive Ireland Abortion Laws Are Violating Women's Rights, And The UN Knows It
- New York Times' "Chronicle" Tool Shows How Gender Discussion Has Evolved, Using These Nifty Graphs — PHOTOS
- Ominous Company Bids For "MH17" Trademark, To Do Who Knows What With
- Dad's Angry Tweet About Southwest Airlines Gets Him Kicked Off The Plane
- Photo Of Gaza From Space Is An Eerie Reminder Of The Scale Of The Violence — PHOTOS
- Does Amber Lee Ettinger, a.k.a. The "Crush On Obama" Girl, Still Have A Thing For The President?
- Awkward FAFSA Decimal-Point Glitch Might Threaten Your Financial Aid
- Teenage Pilot Haris Suleman Dies While Trying To Break A Round-The-World Record
- Air Algerie Flight AH5017 Left Black Box But No Survivors — LIVE UPDATES
- Montana Senator John Walsh Plagiarized His Master's Thesis, NYT Analysis Shows
- Arizona Death Row Prisoner Joseph Rudolph Wood III's Botched Execution Took Almost Two Hours
- Bill de Blasio Ate Pizza with a Fork in Italy, Calling to Mind This Epic Jon Stewart Pizzagate Rant
- Donut Vandals Are Terrorizing Hillsboro, Oregon, And What An Unbelievable Waste Of Donuts
- After MH17, Deporting Putin's Daughter, Maria, From The Netherlands Isn't The Answer
- Walmart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Melt, Because Additives
- Airbnb Squatting In California Is Perfectly Legal, As One Horrified Woman Discovered
- Darth Vader For President? He's More Popular Than Hillary Clinton, Not To Mention Chris Christie
- Where Is Palestine On a Map? 5 Confusing Things About The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
- That Jon Stewart "Let's Buy CNN" Kickstarter Boasts Fantastic (Fake) Incentives For Backers — PHOTOS
- Hershey's Orders Maryland Candidate Stephen Hershey To Quit Ripping Off Their Logo
- Chicago's Hot Dog University Is Taking Applications, Just In Time For National Hot Dog Day!
- Michael Bloomberg Flies To Israel During FAA's 48-Hour Ban, Just Because He Can
- Judge Alex Kozinski Believes Execution By Firing Squad Should Replace The Lethal Injection, And He's Not Alone
- I Stand With Jada — and Her Lipstick: Why Jada's Lip Color Matters To Me As a Black Woman
- 'True Blood' Trolls Ted Cruz, So He Bites Back In A Facebook Rant — VIDEO
- Poorly Phrased AP Tweet About Dutch Plane Terrifies Everyone
- TransAsia Passenger Plane Crashes In Taiwan, Killing At Least 47 People
- Those "Bleached" White Flags Atop Brooklyn Bridge? Instagram May Have The Answers
- Alleged IBM Executives' Incredibly Sexist Chat Gets Live-Tweeted By Nearby Coder – READ
- Bodies Of Malaysia Airlines MH17 Victims Finally Return Home To The Netherlands
- Listeria-Threatened Peaches & Plums Pulled From Trader Joe's, Walmart, And More
- "I Know Where Your Cat Lives" Pinpoints Your Location Using Cat Pictures, So Stop Instagramming Your Kitten
- After Numerous Delays, When Will James' Holmes Trial Finally Begin?
- Courts Issue Conflicting Rulings on Obamacare Subsidies: What Does It Mean and Who Will Be Hurt?
- "Jews And Arabs Refuse To Be Enemies" Movement Calls For Love, Not Violence — PHOTOS
- Indiegogo Gadget "Pd.id: Your Personal Drink I.D." Quietly Tells You If Your Drink's Spiked
- Can Planes Still Fly Over Conflict Zones? Here's Where The FAA Won't Let You Fly
- This Bizarre Kim Jong-un Dance Video Is The Viral Hit You Never Expected — VIDEO
- "Rich" Entrance Or "Poor" Entrance? New York Just Approved A Condo With Both
- Apple Just Ordered Record Numbers Of Brand-New, Big-Screen iPhone 6 Models
- Chipotle Vs. McDonalds: Chipotle's Profits Are Soaring, While McDonald's Struggles
- The 'Game of Thrones' Guide to Parenting (or Lack Thereof)
- Pink, Extra-Wide Parking Spaces For Women Drivers Are Catching On
- All U.S.-Israel Flights Canceled By FAA, Which Cited A Tel Aviv Rocket Threat
- That Obamacare Subsidy Ruling? It Could Be A Game-Changer
- Michael Sam Wouldn't Have Been Drafted By NFL Coach Tony Dungy, And You Can Guess Why (Ugh)
- Purple Heart Medal Mailed To "Slender Man" Stabbing Victim By An Anonymous Veteran
- The South Korea Ferry Owner Suspected Of Cutting Corners Was Just Found Dead
- Russia Wants Evidence That A Russian-Made Missile Struck MH17
- Flight MH17's Black Boxes Now In Custody Of Malaysian Government, Bodies En Route To Amsterdam
- Hillary Clinton's Facebook Interview Suggests, Once Again, That She Will Run For President
- When Will Alleged Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's Trial Begin? It'll Be Almost 18 Months After The Bombing
- The Brand-New Facebook "Save For Later" Feature Just Doesn't Go Far Enough
- NYC Pay Phones Will Be Resurrected As Wi-Fi Hotspots, If Google Gets Its Way
- SF AIDS Walk Raises 2 Million: Why Real Activism Isn't About Slut Shaming Porn Stars
- Anti-Homeless Laws In U.S. Cities Are On The Rise, Basically Outlawing Homelessness
- China's KFC, Pizza Hut, & McDonalds Accidentally Bought Expired Meat, Shudder
- The U.S.' Last Moon Visit Was 42 Years Ago, And It's Time We Returned (Because, Mars!)
- Johns Hopkins' Disturbing "Hidden Camera" Gynecologist Lawsuit Is Finally Over
- Texas Gov. Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops To Secure The Texas-Mexico Border
- How Will President Obama's LGBT Executive Order Change Things? Your Questions, Answered
- Even Bill Clinton Isn't Sure Whether Hillary Will Run For President In 2016
- That TSA Fee Hike? It Just Upped The Cost Of Your Plane Ticket
- A 3-Day Workweek? Carlos Slim Wants It, And He's Only The Wealthiest Person On Earth
- International AIDS Conference 2014 Mourns Its MH17 Victims In Emotional Opening Ceremony
- Terrible San Francisco "BadIdeaCA" Billboard Tells Workers iPads Can Replace Them
- Black-And-White Prison Uniforms Are Making A Comeback, And We Can Blame 'OITNB'
- Sky News' Colin Brazier Opened MH17 Victims' Suitcases On Air, Appalling Everyone — VIDEO
- Ukraine PM Arseniy Yatseniuk Declares, "Russia Is On The Dark Side"
- 2 Ukrainian Fighter Jets Shot Down By Pro-Russia Separatists — Live Updates
- Netherlands' Prime Minister Mark Rutte Calls Behavior at MH17 Crash Site "Completely Disrespectful"
- Spring Hill, Florida Sinkhole Threatens to Devour Homes After Sneaking Up on a Sunday Afternoon
- R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Fined $23.6 Billion by Florida Jury for Man's Smoking-Related Death
- John Kerry Caught on Mic Sarcastically Calling Gaza Offensive "Hell of a Pinpoint Operation" By Israel
- HIV Diagnosis Rates Falling for Most Americans, but Up For Some Gay Men
- Facebook Tests "Buy" Button, Makes It Easier to Never Leave Facebook
- Climate Report Shows Things Are Only Getting Worse for Planet Earth
- Bodies from MH17 Crash Rest in Refrigerated Train Cars Shrouded in Mystery
- Ukraine Accuses Russia Of Supplying Missiles To Separatists In Eastern Ukraine
- Clinton White House Memo Reveals Ruth Bader Ginsburg Was Too Liberal For The Supreme Court
- New Starbucks Preorder App Will Make Your Morning Commute A Whole Lot Easier
- MH17 Passengers Were AIDS Researchers, Football Fans And A Catholic Nun
- Powdered Caffeine Is Lethal, Says FDA (And It's Probably About Time)
- Russian Government Reportedly Edits Flight MH17 Wikipedia Page, Gets Caught By Tweetbot
- #FreeArturo Is a Petition to Move A Depressed Polar Bear From An Argentine Zoo, And It's Already Got Over 400,000 Signatures
- Ukraine's Accused Rebels of Stealing Dozens of MH17 Crash Site Bodies, Taking Them to "Russian Experts"
- MH17 Investigators Get to the Crash Site, But Can't Find Flight's Black Box
- Pennsylvania State Lawmaker Plaques Will Now Reflect Criminal Pasts, Taking Honesty to a New Level
- Malaysia Airlines MH17 Conspiracy Theories Are Already Circulating
- NHL Player Tyler Seguin Lets Golfer Tee Off His Penis During Charity Tournament — VIDEO
- Is Soy Milk Better Than Regular Milk? Eden Foods Is Against Birth Control, So Time To Investigate
- 54-Foot Rubber Duck Goes Missing in Guiyang, China, With A Reward For Its Safe Return
- Lengthy "Bowl Of Dicks" List Gets University Of Oregon Campus Cops Sued
- What Edible Marijuana Treats Did Washington State Ban? Weed Lollipops Are Out, Brownies Are A-OK
- California's Fois Gras Battle Is Almost On The Supreme Court's Menu
- Gummy Bear Bratwurst?! It's Sweeping The Nation (Sorta) And It's Gross (Definitely)
- Will Mt. Fuji Erupt Soon? Don't Worry, Guys, It's Just In A "Critical State"
- MH17 Passenger Quinn Lucas Schansman Is The First U.S. Citizen Confirmed Aboard The Flight
- Ex-Russia Today Correspondent Sara Firth Quits Over Malaysia Airlines MH17 Coverage
- Matthew Sandusky's "Oprah" Interview About Dad Jerry's Sexual Abuse Was Searing And Tragic
- NSA Agents Pass Your Naked Photos Around, Edward Snowden Informs Everybody
- Bill Maher Tweets Hamas-Domestic Violence "Joke," Offends Just About Everyone
- Wanna Buy A Square Watermelon? Head To Vancouver, Bring Fistfuls Of Cash
- Hillary Clinton Talks MH17 With PBS' Charlie Rose, Explains What Europe Should Do
- On Malaysia Airlines MH17, Obama Calls For Ceasefire In Ukraine, Names One U.S. Victim
- Malaysia Airlines' MH17 Victims Included 100 Leading AIDS Researchers, 189 Dutch Victims
- Is Hillary Clinton Running For President? Why 'The Daily Show' Was a Strategic Tease
- Chelsea Manning's Gender Treatment Will Start in Prison, Meaning She Only "Might" Get Hormone Therapy
- Hookah Is Worse Than Cigarettes, So Take It Easy On The Flavored Smoke
- University of Central Florida Calls Bathrooms & Closets Dorm Rooms, And Students Are Not Pleased
- Women & Their Birth Control Will Elect The Next President, So Hobby Lobby Isn't Over Yet
- Is Eastern Ukraine Airspace Safe For Planes? More Airlines Use It Than You'd Think
- Ex-Miss Delaware, Amanda Longacre, Sues Miss America For Ageism — Because 25 Is Not "Too Old"
- How Friends Help Each Other: 5 Heartwarming Health Benefits of Friendship
- Who Shot Down Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17? Is Russia To Blame? Here's What You Need To Know
- When Was A Commercial Flight Last Shot Down? Before MH17, It Was Back In 1988
- Newly-Public UN War Crimes Documents Finally Hold These Perpetrators Accountable
- Stuart Scott's Touching ESPY Acceptance Speech Redefines How We Talk About Cancer — VIDEO
- What Would ‘OITNB’s Ladies Say to Justin Bieber If He Landed in the Big House?
- Obama Comments On Malaysia Airlines MH17, Can't Answer Whether Americans Were Onboard
- Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17: Twitter Reacts to the Tragedy
- Introducing D.C.'s Hobby Lobby Bible Museum, From The People That Brought You That SCOTUS Ruling
- Vladimir Putin Blames Ukraine For Malaysia Airlines MH17, Holds Moment Of Silence
- What We Know About Malaysia Airlines' Flight MH17 Crash So Far
- Tasteless Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 Tweets Need To Stop
- Where Is "David After Dentist" Star David DeVore Now? He's About To Star In A Movie!
- Smart Cat Food Dispenser "Bistro" Actually Live-Streams And Facially-Identifies Your Kitty
- Reddit Photoshops Baby Without Tubes At Dad's Heartbreaking Request — PHOTOS
- We Stand With Jada: When Rape Is an Ongoing Viral Trend, We Have a Big Problem
- Shannon Richardson Mailed Obama Ricin-Laced Letters, Now Insists She Quite Likes Him, Actually
- Israel & Hamas Agree To "Humanitarian" Five-Hour Ceasefire, Until Mortar Shells Fall
- California Judge Rules Death Penalty Unconstitutional, And Yes, It's A Big Deal
- The Genitalia-Like New Airbnb Logo Has Everybody Stumped — PHOTOS
- Hillary Clinton's Speaking Contract? It's Full Of Gems, Just Don't Say The Word "President"
- Which Of California's Six States Should You Live In? If Tim Draper Splits It, Here's Your Guide...
- Watch CNBC "Expert" William Happer Insist Carbon Dioxide Is Just Like Jews In Nazi Germany — VIDEO
- Missouri's State Exercise? Jumping Jacks, And We're Not Kidding
- Rupert Murdoch Loves HBO As Much As You Do (But Time Warner Won't Let Him Buy It)
- Renee Ellmers, Clay Aiken's Opponent, Just Made Some Seriously Sexist Comments
- Meet JIBO, The Adorable Social Robot Who's Hoping To Become Part Of Your Family
- Male Breast Cancer Isn't Taken Seriously By Drug Companies, And This Can Be Deadly
- In Dry California, "Drought Shaming" Your Neighbors On Twitter Is Actually Happening
- Over In Siberia, A Gigantic, Completely Baffling Hole Just Appeared Out Of Nowhere
- The Peace Corps' Application Process Just Got A Long-Awaited, Much-Needed Revamp
- Chris Christie Stars In "Pension Reform!" Movie Trailer, Quickly Decides Better Of It — VIDEO
- 67 Giant African Snails Seized At LAX, Thankfully Denied Entry Into U.S.
- Ku Klux Klan Recruits In South Carolina, And They've Got Candy
- Principal Tomlinson's Heartwarming Letter To Her Students Will Make Your Day
- Watch Israel's Elephants Hear Rocket Sirens, Heartbreakingly Rush To Protect Their Young — VIDEO
- Jose Antonio Vargas Released By Border Control: 5 Things To Know About The Activist
- Hillary Clinton Hints 2016 On 'The Daily Show,' Jokes About The Oval Office
- Affirmative Action Upheld At University Of Texas, And Debate Rages On
- 6 Kickass Jill Abramson Quotes From Her 'Cosmopolitan' Interview
- Is Texting Ruining Kids' Spelling & Grammar? Actually, It's Improving It, So Keep LOLing
- Leaked CIA Cafeteria Complaints Are Hilarious, From Pepsi Mix-Ups To Jazz Salads
- Google's "Project Zero" Is A Group Of Superhero Hackers Hunting Down Web Flaws
- Brilliantly Evil Argentina-Germany World Cup Cake Redefines Rubbing Salt In The Wounds
- Yes, Kansas' "Brain-Eating Amoeba" Freshwater Warning Is Terrifying, But Don't Panic
- Would-Be Carjacker In San Diego Gets Owned By Bystanders, On Tape — VIDEO
- Germany Considers A Typewriter Comeback, And Yeah, It's All Our Fault
- Bowe Bergdahl Won't Speak To Parents Robert & Jani Bergdahl, And Nobody Knows Why
- Marijuana Reduces Cancer Growth, New Study Shows, In Case You Needed Another Reason to Smoke
- Boulder, Colorado's "Tube to Work Day" Is Completely Impractical, But So Much Fun — PHOTOS
- Next Move For Jay Carney: PR Head For Uber, Or Maybe Apple? Rumors Are A-Flying
- Jose Antonio Vargas' Immigration Story Made Him A Powerful Symbol
- Your Friends Share More DNA With You Than Strangers Do, Science Finds
- Happy Anniversary, Twitter! Here's How Twitter's Look Has Changed, From 2006 To Right Now — PHOTOS
- Tory Burch For Fitbit Launches, Finally Makes Wearable Tech Stylish — For Real This Time
- Wanna Cancel Comcast? So Did Ryan Block, And That Sure Didn't Go Down Well — LISTEN
- Oscar Pistorius Returns To Twitter, Tweets Quote From Holocaust Survivor Viktor Frankl
- Nigeria Arrests Senior Boko Haram Member, But The Fight To #BringBackOurGirls Is Far From Over
- Rep. Michael Grimm Hits Up Sweet 16 Party, Is Somehow Dubbed A "Heartthrob"
- Hamas Rejects Ceasefire With Israel, And Airstrikes Resume
- Oscar Pistorius' Nightclub Brawl Was Either Provoked Or Unexpected, Depending On Whom You Ask
- Is Israel Wrong In Attacking Gaza? To Me, Being Jewish Means Thinking Critically
- Secret App Now Connects to Facebook, So Get Ready for Rumors to Fly
- Immigrant Children Won't Be Deported If They Face Death In Home Country — At Least, They Probably Won't
- Chris Christie Says Anti-Gay Marriage Battle Is Still Worth Fighting. It Isn't.
- Boston Marathon Bombing Survivor Jeff Bauman Welcomes Baby Girl Nora — PHOTO
- Republicans Want Obama Impeached — And John Boehner Is Trying To Stop Them
- 'The View' Flubs Interview with Jada, Whose Alleged Rape Went Viral
- Dad Forms 'Kingdom of North Sudan' In Unclaimed African Land So Daughter Can Be A Princess
- Regulate Dr. Oz, Says Med Student Benjamin Mazer — And He's Got A Point
- Colorado Guy Gets The Plague, In Its Deadliest, Rarest, Most Terrifying Form
- Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl Returns To Active Duty In The Middle Of His Investigation
- President Obama Fist Bumps Cashier For Gay Rights, Which Is The Best Reason
- FOX Just Replaced Pam Oliver With Erin Andrews, And Nobody Is Happy About It
- Malala Yousafzai Pleads "Bring Back Our Girls," Meets With Nigeria's Goodluck Jonathan
- Meet Carpool DeVille, The Hot Tub-Car Hybrid Of Your Dreams
- Pope Francis' 'La Repubblica' Comments On Priest Sex Abuse Are The Most Candid Yet
- John Oliver-Inspired #BetterCIATweets Could Teach The CIA A Thing Or Two
- Church Of England Votes To Ordain Women Bishops, And It's About Time
- Airbus Wants Bicycle-Style Airplane Seats, Which Beats The "Standing-Room" Alternative
- Obama Conspiracy Theories: The President Caused Hurricane Sandy & More Nuttiness
- WENY TV Station Interrupts World Cup Final At A Really Crucial Moment, Cuts To Weather Report — VIDEO
- Shipwrecked 'Costa Concordia' Salvaged After Two Years, Will Finally Be Towed Away
- Angela Merkel's Selfies After the World Cup Final Proves She's the Best World Leader
- German Chancellor Angela Merkel's Best Faces and Reactions During the World Cup Final
- Germany Won, But Rodrigo Palacio Rattail Memes Deserve a World Cup Trophy, Too
- Snapchat's Rio Live World Cup Final Feature Is Infuriating Snapchat Users
- World Cup Buddies Vladimir Putin and Sepp Blatter Catch a Game Together
- Why Brazilians Are Rooting for Germany in the World Cup Final
- CDC Closes Labs After Anthrax, Bird Flu, Smallpox, and Who Knows What Else Escape
- Chipotle Turns 21 Years Old: Here's What the Giant Burritos Were Like at the Beginning
- Ian Thorpe Comes Out As Gay, Warms Hearts Everywhere
- Yahoo Exec Faces Sexual Harassment Charges From Former Employee
- Israel Urges Evacuation of Gaza Strip As Airstrikes Against Palestine Continue
- Trump Plaza Is The Latest Atlantic City Casino To Say Goodbye To The Dwindling Boardwalk
- States Pass Fewest Abortion Restrictions In Three Years, But Abortion Access Is Still Under Attack
- German MP Michael Hartmann Admits Taking Crystal Meth, Says It Makes Him "Work Better"
- American Apparel Rehires Dov Charney As a Consultant — Keeping The Controversy Alive
- Seattle's Only Legal Weed Shop, Cannabis City, Is Out of Pot Already, But Don't Panic Yet
- Caracas Airport Charges Flyers for Clean Air, Ominously Calls It "Breathing Tax"
- The Internet Affects What You Find Attractive And Makes You Prefer Skinny Women, Study Finds
- Crumbs Cupcakes May Survive After All, And All Is Right With the World
- 4 Nightmarish Disneyland Accidents That'll Ruin The "Happiest Place On Earth" For You
- Washington And Lee University Pulls Confederate Flag, A Century Late
- Who Will Referee Sunday's Argentina-Germany World Cup Final? Nicola Rizzoli Isn't New To The Championship
- Brian Williams Makes Epic Sex Joke On 'NBC Nightly News', Keeps A Straight Face — VIDEO
- Alec Baldwin To Play Rob Ford-Type: 7 Other Actors Who Should Play Politicians
- Um, Plants Listen To You Eating Them, So That's It For Our Caesar Salad
- 'The Kelly File's Megyn Kelly Accuses Nancy Pelosi Of Sexism Against Men, Or Something
- Yup, Those GT's Kombucha Drinks Are Alcoholic, And They're Not The Only Ones
- LeBron James' Return to The Cleveland Cavaliers Should Be a Homecoming, So Stop Your Grumbling
- LeBron James Coming Home Memes Are Just As Snarky As They Are Psyched
- What Is Happening in Israel and Is Peace Possible? 9 Questions, Answered
- A Second Polar Vortex? Sure, It's July, But It's (Sort Of) Happening All Over Again
- LeBron James Will Return To Cleveland Cavaliers, And You'll Experience These 5 Specific Emotions
- Fake Democrat Demands Nude Photo Of Kendall Jones, Making The Whole Story Even Weirder
- Priceless Photos Of Chinese Shoppers Napping In IKEA Will Make Your Day — PHOTOS
- That Potato Salad Kickstarter Lost $30,000 Overnight, But It's Still Worth $46,000
- LeBron James Is Returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers, So Commence Freak-Out, Ohio
- ISIS' Stolen Uranium Is Very Different From Iran's Enriched Uranium, And Here's Why
- Artist Miao Jiaxin Has A Cheap, Spacious NYC Cage For You To Rent On Your Next Vacation
- Florida Cat Traps Owners In Bedroom, And Yes, That's Been Happening A Lot Lately
- "Monster Silk" Fire-Resistant Underwear Of The Future Is Here — Are You Ready?
- That TSA Instagram Page Is Jam-Packed With Items They've Confiscated From You — PHOTOS
- Is Organ Donation Free? 19 Things You Should Know About Being an Organ Donor
- Amazon Sued For Kids' Multi-Million In-App Purchases, All Without Parental Consent
- HIV Found In "Cured" Mississippi Baby, But Doctors Never Made False Promises
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- LeBron James Decision Meme #BeforeLeBronDecides Pokes Fun At Endless Waiting
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