October 2014 News Articles
- What Could Happen if the GOP Takes Over the Senate? 5 Changes You Could Expect
- UN Report Says "Unprecedented" Number Of Foreigners Are Joining Terror Groups, But Why?
- This Giant Drill Missed the Subway By Inches, Plus 3 More of Scariest Things That Have Ever Happened on the NYC MTA
- Virgin Galactic's SpaceshipTwo Crashes Following "In-Flight Anomaly" — UPDATE
- Weatherman Jude Redfield, and Other Local Newspeople Who Won Halloween Over the Years
- First Lawsuit Filed Against Malaysia Airlines Following MH370 Disappearance, and There Will Likely Be More
- Top 10 Scariest Things U.S. Politicians Have Said This Year, In Honor of Halloween
- Accused Rapists Shouldn't Be "Burdened" With Providing Proof, Says Washington Supreme Court
- Burkina Faso President Resigns Amid Massive Protests — 5 Questions Answered About the Conflict
- Ebola Nurse Kaci Hickox Ordered to Stay 3 Feet Away From Everyone, But Will Maine's Court Order Stick? — UPDATE
- Could ISIS Use Ebola as a Biochemical Weapon? Spanish Security Chief Says It's Possible, but Don't Panic Yet
- Father Banned From Daughter's School in Maryland Because He Didn't Want Her Learning About Islam
- 2014 Midterm Primer: What & Who You Need To Know, & What You Need To Ignore
- Cop-Killer Eric Frein, an FBI Most Wanted Man, Is Captured in a Halloween Miracle
- 4 More Women Accuse Jian Ghomeshi Of Sexual Assault
- Christine Quinn On the Women's Equality Party & Why It's Absolutely What We Need: "Equality is what we deserve"
- Remember iPod Socks? Your Favorite iPod Accessories From The Early 2000s That Will Make You Wish For Simpler Times
- Why Do We Turn Back the Clocks? The Reason Why We Fall Back Every Year
- The Catcalling Video Edited Out White Men, Undermining the Video's Entire Purpose
- Who Killed Osama bin Laden? Thanks to Fox News, We'll Find Out
- GOP Texting Ad Is The Latest in A Long Line Of Downright Painful Attempts to Engage Women
- 7 Great Politician Halloween Costumes from Al Gore, Obama, & More
- The Worst Responses to the Viral Catcalling Video, From the Expected (Fox News) to the Disappointing (You Too, Michael Che?)
- Stop Taking #BearSelfies, People, Because What Are You Thinking?!
- 5 Priceless Reactions to Tim Cook's Coming Out (Here's Looking at You, Ted Cruz)
- Tom Menino, Beloved Boston Mayor, Dies at 71 Years Old
- Amelia Earhart's Plane, Discovered? Researchers are Closer To Solving The 77-Year-Old Mystery
- Costco Will Be Closed on Thanksgiving — Which Other Retailers Are Following Suit?
- Plane Crashes at into Flight Safety Building at Wichita's Mid-Continent Airport, at Least 4 Dead
- Ebola Nurse Kaci Hickox Goes for Bike Ride, Angering People Everywhere
- Apple's Tim Cook Comes Out as Gay and Proud, So Now You Can Love Your iPhone Even More
- Ebola Nurse Hickox Defies Maine Quarantine, Casually Shakes Reporter's Hand
- North Dakota Supreme Court Upholds Abortion-Pill Ban, Ending Medication Abortions Completely
- Decapitated Body Found In Long Island Mistaken As Halloween Prank
- Chris Christie Loves Newark Take Out Food & Loathes Kaci Hickox
- Millions of Minority Voters Could be Purged From Voting Rolls, Thanks to a Faulty Program
- MIT Sexual Assault Survey Has Some Alarming Statistics, But Carry That Weight Proves Reform May Be On The Horizon
- Rate of Ebola Cases in Liberia Slowing While Obama Praises Doctors & Aid Workers — Finally, Some Good News
- These 8 Species Seemed Condemned to Extinction, But Now They're Coming Back
- Which Countries Are Best for Women? An Interactive Map Of the Gender Gap Shows The US Has Room For Improvement
- North Korean Officials Executed For Watching South Korean Soap Operas, Report Says
- One Woman Called 911 and Pretended to Order a Pizza So Her Abusive Boyfriend Wouldn't Know, According to 911 Dispatcher
- Malala Donated Her Prize Money To Rebuild Schools In Gaza — Here are 4 Ways You Can Follow in Her Footsteps
- Twitter's #Election2014 Data Dashboard Shows What State Is Talking About Before (and During) the Midterm Elections
- Millennials Are Turning Against Obama and the Democrats, And Here are 3 Reasons Why
- How Will Facebook Change in 10 Years? Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Outlines His Long-Term Goals For World Domina- I Mean, Social Media
- So How Cold Will This Winter Be? Weather Forecasters Are Fighting About the Possible Return of the Polar Vortex (Shudder)
- Will Google Cure Cancer? 4 Exciting Projects From the Search Engine Giant That Have Nothing to Do with the Web
- Having Sex With More Than 20 Women Will Lower Men's Risk of Getting Prostate Cancer, Says Science (& that Douche at the Bar)
- Ebola Nurse Kaci Hickox Won't Quarantine Herself, and Maine Is Very, Very Unhappy About It
- Which States Might Pass Marijuana Laws During the Midterm Elections? Your Guide To 2014's "Marijuana Midterms"
- Jillian McLaughlin "Unsexy Policy" Project Will Make You Very, Very Excited About Civic Democracy
- 13 Lessons Only Hurricane Sandy Could Have Taught Us
- Zambian President Michael Sata Dies & Is Replaced by VP Guy Scott, the First White Leader in Africa Since Apartheid
- White House Unclassified Network Breached, Russia Thought To Be Involved
- Unstoppable Lava in Hawaii Continues to Endanger Dozens of Homes
- Sarah Palin Will "Hopefully" Run For President In 2016 Because Of "Haters," Here Are 6 Slogans She Could Use
- Argentina Soccer Star Diego Maradona Allegedly Beats Girlfriend In Secret Video Recording
- NASA Antares Rocket Explodes on Launch, But Zero Casualties are Reported
- ISIS Halloween Costumes Are Actually a Thing, Are Even More Offensive Than The Ebola Costumes
- New Robot Helpers at Lowe's Orchard Stores Will Make You Feel Terrifyingly Old
- Federal Buildings Will Increase Security Amid Terror Concerns, the Department of Homeland Security Announces
- Want a Halloween Costume Inspired by 2014 News Stories? Here Are Some Great Ideas That Won't Get You in Trouble
- Susan Page of 'USA Today' Calls Obama Administration "Dangerous" To Press, and These 3 Shady Moves Seem to Prove That
- President Obama Criticizes Gov. Christie's Ebola Policy of Mandatory Quarantine, Says Doctors Treating Virus Need to be "Supported"
- Clowns Are Terrorizing France Now Too, So Thanks a Lot, Social Media
- Pope Francis Says Evolution is Real & God Is Not A Magician, & That's a Pretty Big Deal
- A Look Into Jian Ghomeshi's Sexual Assault Scandal, Which Is Very Intricate & Filled with Questions
- Amber Vinson Is Ebola-Free and Thanks God, Her Family, and Medical Professionals After Being Discharged
- What Happened to Taco Bell's Twitter? The Fast Food Company's Mobile App, that's What
- Who Was Ebola's Patient Zero? The Current Outbreak's First Victim in West Africa Was A 2-Year-Old Toddler Named Emile
- This 19-Year-Old Posted An Ad Offering To Trade Sex For Travel Accommodations
- Americans Fear Ebola More Than Guns, and Here's Why That's Absolutely Insane
- iPod Classic Discontinued By Apple Forever Because Its Parts Weren't "Anywhere On Earth"
- Boston Marathon Bomber's Friend Robel Phillipos Found Guilty of Lying to Police, Faces Up To 16 Years
- Reince Priebus Thinks Hillary Clinton's Gaffes Make Her A Bad Politician — But He's Had Some Gaffes Himself
- Why the U.S. Postal Service Has Been Monitoring Your Mail For Years
- Jon Stewart's 'Daily Show' Takes On Ebola Hysteria, Wonders What Happened to "the Home of the Brave"
- Dallas Nurse Amber Vinson No Longer Has Ebola — Will Craig Spencer Be Cured Next?
- ISIS Hostage John Cantlie Gives A Chilling Report In New Video
- Doug Ford Won't Be Toronto's Mayor, But Rob Ford Will Stay in Office
- UC Berkeley Students Protest Bill Maher as Commencement Speaker, Citing His "Racist and Bigoted" Remarks
- When Will James Holmes Stand Trial? 'Dark Knight Rises' Shooting Case Gets Delayed Again
- Washington Authorities Confirm Andrew Fryberg Invited Victims to Lunch via Text, But Will They Ever Find a Motive for the School Shooting?
- Anti-Abortion Groups Think Closed Ohio Clinic Should Be An Abortion Memorial
- 7 Reasons You Need More Dark Chocolate in Your Life, Besides Having a Pulse
- MSNBC Anchor Melissa Harris-Perry Opens Up About Being A Target For Online Harassment
- U.S. Soldiers Under Ebola Quarantine in Italy After Aiding Against West African Outbreak
- Apple Pay Isn't Going As Well As Expected, But There's Still Hope
- These Random Acts of Kindness at Airports Will Make You Smile
- 17 Ebola Internet Memes Ranked From Kinda Funny To Painfully Racist and Offensive
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg Has a New Job That Really Suits Her
- As 5-Year-Old Boy Gets Tested For Ebola in NYC, Children in West Africa Continue to Feel the Effects of the Disease — UPDATE
- Guy Arrested For Playing Music In Subway As He Cites Law Allowing Him To Do So – VIDEO
- Violent Homophobe Tackled By Onlookers After He Attacks Someone At Airport – VIDEO
- Oscar Pistorius Prosecution Will Appeal His 5-Year Sentence, But Is it a Good Idea?
- John Oliver's Segment on Sugar Will Make You Rethink Your Snack — VIDEO
- New Jersey Releases Nurse Under Ebola Quarantine, But Chris Christie Is Not Backing Down
- America's First Cat Cafe Opens In Oakland But, Come On, One Is Not Enough
- California Highway Patrol Officers Accused of Stealing Female Suspects' Nude Pics Need to Be Punished
- Washington Shooting Victim Gia Soriano Dies, Three Others Still Remain Hospitalized
- The U.K.'s Afghanistan War is Over, as British Forces Hand Over Last Base to Afghans
- Elon Musk Calls Artificial Intelligence "Summoning the Demon," and That's Not Very Reassuring
- Eric Holder Calls Same-Sex Marriage "Exhilarating" as 6 More States Get Federal Recognition
- Jeb Bush "More Than Likely" Running For President in 2016, According to His Son
- Ebola Patient Craig Spencer's Condition Just Worsened As He Moves Into The "Next Phase" Of The Disease
- Skydiver Jumps From 25 Miles Above Earth, Breaks World Record, Scares His Mom (Probably) —VIDEO
- Indiegogo Documentary 'Code' Asks Why Women Stopped Coding, & It's An Important Question
- Comets Smell Really Terrible, Scientists Say, Just In Case You Were Wondering
- 32,000 Pounds Of Bell & Evans Chicken Was Just Recalled, So Step Away From Those Nuggets
- Iran Executes Reyhaneh Jabbari For Killing Attempted Rapist, Angering Human Rights Orgs Worldwide
- Hilarious Video Shows Difference Between How British And American Media Talk About Ebola — VIDEO
- Nurse Kaci Hickox Criticizes Mandatory Ebola Quarantine For Going Too Far
- Federal Government Recognizes Same-Sex Marriage In Six More States, Bringing The Total Number To 32
- The “All* Above All” Bus Went Cross-Country For The Abortion Rights You Hadn’t Heard About
- Nebraska High School Lets Seniors Pose With Guns (But Bans Cigarettes and Booze)
- New Jersey Woman Gets Quarantined, But Thankfully Tests Negative for Ebola
- Marysville School Shooter Jaylen Fryberg Loved His Guns, His Chilling Instagram Suggests
- Liberia's Gay Population Is Being Blamed For Ebola, And Punished With Violence
- South Sudan Women's Sex Strike To Bring Peace Is Well-Intentioned, But Mired In Problems
- New York & New Jersey Issue Mandatory Quarantine For People Returning From West Africa
- Remains In Virginia Are Hannah Graham, Albermarle Country Police Confirm
- Sacramento-Area Police Shooting Suspect Still at Large After Three Officers, One Civilian Shot
- Anderson Cooper Refuses To Take A Selfie At Scene Of Tragedy In Ottawa, Continues To Set The Standard For Classy Conduct – VIDEO
- Ebola-Free Nurse Nina Pham Leaves Hospital & Pops By The White House For A Hug
- Stephen Hawking's First Facebook Post Urges You To "Be Curious," And It's Perfect
- Marysville-Pilchuck High School Shooting In Seattle Leaves One Victim And The Gunman Dead
- Vladimir Putin's Anti-America Rant Lasted 40 Minutes And Covered Everything From The Cold War To Bears
- Rand Paul's Foreign Policy Speech Was Unexpectedly, Unbelievably Powerful — VIDEO
- Amnesty International's Report On Ferguson Calls Out Several Different Human Rights Violations
- Facebook's Rooms App Will Time-Travel You Back To The Era Of '90s Chat Rooms
- 'Grimm' Season 3 Finale Recap Will Remind You of All the Supernatural Action Before Season 4 Brings Even More
- A Timeline Of Craig Spencer's Wednesday In New York Before His Ebola Diagnosis
- Which New York Subway Did Ebola Patient Craig Spencer Ride Before His Diagnosis?
- Ebola-Themed Halloween Decorations In Dallas Are Probably Too Real To Be Funny
- Who Is Craig Spencer? The New York Ebola Patient Is A Doctor At New York Presbyterian
- New York Ebola Patient Tests Positive For The Virus At Bellevue Hospital
- UberHEALTH Will Bring You Flu Shots For Free, So Lyft, Your Move Is Next
- Oklahoma's Abortion Pill Law May Block Access To Abortion Altogether
- Use CareerBuilder's Most Ridiculous Excuses For Skipping Work The Next Time You Feel Like Staying Home
- NYC Doctor Checks Into Hospital With Ebola Symptoms After Returning From West Africa
- The Dynamic Chair May Be Just What Our Sedentary Society Needs — VIDEO
- Choice Rights, and Those Who Protest To Protect Them, Are Alive and Well in The South
- Chris Christie Is "Tired" Of Hearing About Minimum Wage, But What Do 4 Other Presidential Hopefuls Think About It?
- Family On Ebola Quarantine In Connecticut As U.S. Introduces Guidelines At 5 Major Airports
- 11-Year-Old Hunter Kills a Rare Albino Deer, But Why Is Everyone Celebrating?
- Felicia Day Speaks Out About GamerGate & Was Immediately Doxxed, Everything Is Awful
- Elizabeth Warren's Latest Answer to Presidential Candidacy Question Marks a Shift From Her Regular Response
- ISIS Intercepts U.S. Weapons Airdropped For Kurds, And the Pentagon's Response Is Priceless
- Are Ebola-Fighting Robots The Answer We've All Been Looking For? Scientists Are Skeptical
- Waterfall Moves Reverse Due To Extreme Winds And It's Like Something Out Of A Fantasy Movie – VIDEO
- #MyOttawa Is A Unique And Powerful Response to the Ottawa Shooting — PHOTOS
- Mark Zuckerburg, Fluent In Mandarin? Zuck Had A Trick Up His Sleeve For His Chinese Audience
- Eric Frein's Lookalike James Tully Has Been Stopped More Than 20 Times, Is Super Nice About It
- Canada's PM Stephen Harper Comments On Ottawa Shooting: "Canada Won't Be Intimidated"
- White House Fence Jumper Caught By Secret Service Dogs — VIDEO
- Ottawa Shooting Gunman Identified As Michael Zehaf-Bibeau
- Statue Of Liberty's Halloween Bow Ties Are A New Form Of Brand Marketing
- The Validity Of Dr. Oz's "Magic" Green Coffee Bean Extract Just Went From "Hmm" To "Nope, Nada"
- UNC-Chapel Hill Fraud Investigation Reveals Students Took Fake Classes For Incredibly Inflated Grades
- Facebook Messenger's "Say Love You Better" Ad Is A Weirdly Romantic Take On The Much-Hated App
- An ISIS Threat Against Michele Bachmann Has Upped Her Security For The Rest Of The Year
- Google's Inbox App Is The Twist On Email You Didn't Realize You Needed
- Ottawa Shooting Press Conference Confirms One Soldier Is Dead, And Parliament Remains On Lockdown
- The Teal Pumpkin Project Is The Most Adorable Way To Protect Kids This Halloween
- Ebola Predictions For Spring 2015 Are Better Than Expected, If Everything Goes To Plan
- The 2014 "Wastebook" Of Weird Government-Funded Projects, Ranked From "Well, OK" To "Wha?"
- Will Oscar Pistorius' Prosthetic Legs Be Allowed In Prison? The Answer Is Complicated
- Reactions To The Ottawa Shooting From Politicians & Residents Are Unfailingly Brave
- Hong Kong Protesters' Talks With Government Only Laid Bare How Little The Two Sides Have In Common
- Rep. Don Young's Comments On Suicide At Alaska's Wasilla High School Were Disgraceful
- The Republican Party's Senate Push Gets A Koch Brothers-Backed Boost, To The Tune Of $6.5 Million
- 70 Percent of Americans Want Over-the-Counter Birth Control, And That's Not So Crazy Considering You Can Easily Buy These 5 Drugs Already
- "Ebola Dog" Excalibur's Death Will Get Spain Sued, Ebola Victim's Family Say
- Michael Brown's Autopsy Reveals He Was Shot Up Close, As Darren Wilson Told Investigators
- French Uber's Promotion With Avions de Chasse Was A Very Sexist, Not Good, Very Bad Idea
- Parliament Hill Shooting In Ottawa, Canada Kills One Soldier, Gunman On Loose
- Three Denver Teenagers Trying To Join ISIS Were Apprehended & Sent Home By A German Airport
- Puerto Rico's Same-Sex Marriage Ban Isn't Going Anywhere, And It's The Supreme Court's Fault
- Former Washington Post Editor Benjamin Bradlee Dies at 93
- Ashoka Mukpo Declared Ebola Free & Will Head Home To Rhode Island Wednesday
- Polar Bears Are Ruining Canadian Halloween Because Global Warming
- 6 Inspiring Quotes From Malala Yousafzai's Forbes Under 30 Speech About Feminism
- McDonald's Corporation's Earnings Just Keep Plummeting In Its No Good, Very Bad 2014
- Artisanal Ice Cubes In Your Cocktail Will Cost You An Extra Dollar, Thank You Very Much
- Texas' Next Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick Is Anti-Abortion, Anti-Gay, And Fiercely Pro-'Duck Dynasty'
- The Reputation Of Oscar Pistorius' Prison, Kgosi Mampuru II, Is Chilling
- South Africa's Prison Conditions Are Rough, For Oscar Pistorius And For Every Other Inmate
- Wendy Davis' Tweet About Greg Abbott's Wife Was Tactless, But Her Point Was Solid
- A "Ferguson Committee" In Missouri Will Be Created, Says Gov. Jay Nixon
- The Hendo Hoverboard's Kickstarter Page Funds The Floating Skateboard You've Always Dreamed Of
- The American Released From North Korea Had Been Imprisoned For Leaving A Bible Behind
- Eric Frein's Manhunt In Pennsylvania Shuts Down A Handful Of Schools, And Cops Are Getting Closer
- The Tinder Premium Features You'd Pay For Are Under Wraps, But I Have Some Ideas
- When's The Earliest Oscar Pistorius Could Leave Prison? Just Ten Months In
- Obama's Response To "Mr. President, Don't Touch My Girlfriend" Was Perfect — VIDEO
- Kate Middleton's First Pregnancy Appearance Since Announcing Her Second Child — Was There Any Doubt She Would Look Fabulous?
- The Australian Teen Who Joined ISIS, Abdullah Elmir, Has A Menacing Message For Australia
- Jodi Arias' Death Penalty Retrial Begins, Once Again
- Oscar Pistorius' Sentence Is Five Years In Prison For The Death Of Reeva Steenkamp
- The Mystery Submarine Off Stockholm's Coast That Sweden's Trying To Identify Might Be Russian
- The Knife-Wielding Clown Stalking Douai, France Is The Latest Incident In A Terrifying Trend
- Anita Sarkeesian's #GamerGate Interviews Show She Won't Let Her Abusers Have The Last Word
- The NFL's Suspension Of Slava Voynov Proves Ray Rice's Case Changed Sports
- Amazingly Heroic Man Saves Old Man From Burning Building – VIDEO
- Ways To Catch Ebola Include Open Wounds, Bodily Fluids, And Other Graphic, Unlikely Situations
- The Texas Law Banning Pregnant Women From Taking Drugs Doesn't Actually Exist
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg Owns "Notorious RBG" T-Shirts, Just Like You Always Imagined
- Suspected Ex-Nazis Live Off Social Security Money Doled Out By The U.S. For Decades
- The Comic Sans-Only Typewriter "Sincerity Machine" Is The Art Installation Nobody Needed
- Give Birth Today And Voya Financial Will Hand You $500, No Strings Attached
- 6 Northern White Rhinos Are Left On The Planet, And Their Days Are Numbered
- Japan's Female-Friendly "Womenomics" Policy Is Off To A Shaky Start
- 5 Powerful Quotes From Monica Lewinsky's "Forbes Under 30" Speech On Cyberbullying & Her New Campaign
- Putin's Pro-Russia Theme Park In Crimea Is A Huge Slap In The Face To The Western World
- Watch John Oliver Present Supreme Court Justices As Dogs, A.K.A. Our Favorite Look Inside SCOTUS Yet
- Ben & Jerrys' "Hazed And Confused" Flavor Gets A Chilly Response From Parents
- Is Same-Sex Marriage A Constitutional Right? President Obama Says Yes, And He'd Know
- The Search For Evidence In Hannah Graham's Now-Death Investigation Continues
- Countries That Beat Ebola Include Nigeria, Senegal, And Hopefully Soon The United States
- New CDC Ebola Guidelines Are "More Stringent" Than Ever Before
- Riots Break Out at Keene Pumpkin Festival in New Hampshire, and it Got Pretty Violent
- Thomas Eric Duncan Ebola Exposure Window Nearly Over For 48 People
- Sexist Joke About Serena & Venus Williams 'Brothers' Gets Russian Tennis Federation President Fined
- China Pays Weibo & Other Social Media Users for Propaganda Against Protest Movements
- The South American Goliath Birdeater Spider Is The Same Size As A Puppy But Not Nearly As Cute
- Congressman Bill Shuster Misspells United States On His Campaign Banner, & The Worst Political Typos Ever
- Facebook Makes The DEA Promise To Stop Making Fake Profiles To Catch Criminals Because Lying Is Bad
- An Ebola Flight Ban Might Not Be Such A Good Idea After All, & It Won't Solve Our Problem
- Bishops Reject Pope Francis' LGBT Acceptance, Revealing Deep Divides In The Catholic Church
- Ebola Hazmat Suits Are Insanely Complex To Take Off (Which Might Make You Feel Better About Everything) —VIDEO
- Remains Found In Hannah Graham Search May Be The Missing UVA Student
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Dissent Of Texas' Voter ID Law Shows Why You Don't Mess With The Notorious RBG
- Utah National Guard Lets Bikini Models Film Sexy Photo Shoot On Military Base & And No One's Happy About It
- Obama's Ebola Talk Is A Great Reminder Of Why We Shouldn't Freak Out — VIDEO
- Pope Francis Demotes Anti-Gay Cardinal Raymond Burke, Another Big Move For the Church
- Texas Voter ID Law Allowed By Supreme Court, And Here's Why You Should Be Worried
- Darren Wilson's Account of Michael Brown's Shooting Doesn't Answer The Main Question
- Ebola Fears Prompt Romance Novel Model Axl Goode To Quarantine Himself
- Badass Teenager Kirra-Belle Olsson Gets Bitten By Shark, Figures It's No Biggie
- Wanna Rent The Sistine Chapel? Porsche Does, And Pope Francis Is Totally Into It
- Janet Yellen's Salary Is Significantly Lower Than 113 Of Her Employees'
- Paranoid About Ebola? Compared To These 8 People, You're Not
- On International Day For The Eradication Of Poverty, Here's What I'll Be Considering
- Denver's PSA On Halloween Weed Candy Proves It's Really, Really Worried About The Kids This Year
- What Will "Ebola Czar" Ron Klain Do, Anyway? He Won't Rule Russia, That's For Sure
- The Nigeria-Boko Haram Ceasefire Deal Includes The Chibok Schoolgirls' Release... Probably
- "Loud Music" Killer Michael Dunn's Sentence Is Life In Prison Without Parole, Finally
- Arizona's Same-Sex Marriage Ban Struck Down In District Court, Marking 31 States With Marriage Equality
- The World Health Organization's Ebola Apology Admits That Nobody Grasped The Scale Of The Problem
- Fox News' Shepard Smith's Ebola Speech Is Unexpectedly, Unbelievably Reassuring
- "Ebola Czar" Ron Klain Is About To Receive The Oddest Job Title We've Ever Heard
- The Carnival Cruise An Ebola Worker Is Isolated On Is, Presumably, A Holiday Ruined For Everybody
- Japan's "Nextage" Robot Barista Won't Take Your Job... Yet
- Joe Biden's Son Used Cocaine And Got Thrown Out of the Army, After Only One Month
- 'Family Feud' Asks Stupidly Sexist Question, Makes You Feel Like It's the 1950s Again
- U.S. Hospitals Equipped For Ebola Only Have A Dozen Spots, And They're Running Out Of Room
- Saturn's "Death Star" Moon Might Be Suitable For Life, Thanks To Its Giant Underground Ocean
- How Does Apple Pay Work, Exactly? All Your Questions, Answered
- The Invisible Air Umbrella On Kickstarter Is The Single Greatest Way To Deal With 2014's Polar Vortex
- Ebola Conspiracy Theories Range From "There Is No Ebola!" To "It's A Population Control Master Plan"
- Burst Selfies, Apple Pay, Yosemite, And Apple's Other Shiny, Shiny New Toys
- "#Fangate" Defined Gov. Rick Scott & Charlie Crist's Debate (When It Eventually Happened)
- Craigslist Ad "Escape The Ebola Apocalypse With Me" Is Exactly As Hilarious & Terrifying As It Sounds
- 'OITNB' Stars Natasha Lyonne and Selenis Leyva Design Planned Parenthood Tees That Make Seriously Awesome Statements
- Scary Dutch Biker Gang Versus... ISIS? The Bikers Joined The Kurds' Battle In Iraq, And It's Legal
- 13 Weird Facial Expressions From Politicians That We Can't Understand Or Explain
- The Nomination Of Vanita Gupta For Civil Rights Chief Is Exactly What The Department Of Justice Needs
- The Extinct Giant Kangaroo "Sthenurine" Was Too Fat To Hop, Like A Cute Little T-Rex
- Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital's Apology Is Sincere, But It's Too Little, Too Late
- How Many Ebola Cases In The U.S. Will There Be By November? One Estimate Says 25
- Facebook's "Safety Check" Feature Is Convenient, But Not Exactly Necessary
- Mystery "Clipboard Guy" Fighting Ebola Without Hazmat Suit Has Twitter Stumped, Scared and Intrigued
- Fake Photo Of Beaten Hong Kong Cop (Cough, Actor) Didn't Stump Twitter For A Second
- Watch This Driver Awesomely Refuse To Let Cop Trick Him Into Admitting He Has Weed – VIDEO
- Teens Who Pulled Ice Bucket Challenge Prank On Autistic Teenager Charged With Assault
- CDC Knew Ebola Patient Amber Vinson Had A Fever & Told Her To Fly Anyway
- Obama's White House Meeting On Ebola Quells Fears Of A Potential Outbreak
- The Weed-Delivering Meadow App Is Like Seamless For All Your Herbal Needs
- Harvard Law Professors’ Open Letter On Harvard’s New Sexual Assault Policies Is Troubling
- A Timeline Of Ebola's Spread From West Africa To The United States & Parts Of Europe
- '#NEWSFAIL' Will Make You Rethink The News, and Here's How
- Video Of Hong Kong Police Beating A Protester Could Be The Stagnant Protests' Turning Point
- Navarro College's Ebola-Based Rejection Of Two Nigerian Applicants Spells A Troubling Trend
- PBS' 'Whiteness Project' Explores How Hard It Is To Be White, Make You Throw Up In Your Mouth A Little
- Details Of Apple's New iPads Get Leaked To iTunes Store In A Major "Whoops" Moment
- Whole Foods' Fruit & Vegetable Rankings Will Grade Your Produce "Good," "Better," Or "Best"
- Your 2014 Polar Vortex Guide, Helpfully Explained In 'Frozen' GIFs
- The Pentagon's Climate Change Report Wages War On Global Warming, Years Too Late
- The "#Stop GamerGate 2014" Movement Has Been A Long Time Coming
- This Shark Feeding Frenzy On North Carolina's Outer Banks Might Just Ruin The Beach For You — VIDEO
- School Shooting Threat Against Anita Sarkeesian Gets The Utah State University Event Cancelled
- Dallas Nurses' Union Says Ebola Protocols Didn't Even Exist At Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital
- Michelle Obama Dances With A Turnip To "Turn Down For What," Adds Pun Genius To Already Stellar Resume – VIDEO
- Joe Biden Calls Tea Party "Crazy" In A Speech That Also Managed To Be Kinda Racist
- Ebola Patient Flew From Cleveland, Ohio To Dallas, Texas On Frontier Airlines This Week
- Some Tea Parties Have Crumpets, Others Have Ted Cruz. But What Do They Have in Common?
- How Do Americans Think ISIS Should Be Dealt With? New Poll Says A Lot's Changed In One Month
- 'The New York Times'' Chemical Weapons In Iraq Investigation Is Stunning & Troubling
- Dallas' Second Ebola-Stricken Healthcare Worker Also Cared For Thomas Eric Duncan
- Google Glass Addiction Is A Serious Ailment & Scientists Are Looking For A Cure
- Texas Abortion Laws Blocked By Supreme Court In A Victory For Women's Rights
- The Wealthiest 1 Percent Owns 50 Percent Of Global Assets, Report Finds, & The Gap Is Growing
- 10-Year-Old Meets Hillary Clinton & Reacts Exactly Like You Would If You Met Hillary Clinton — PHOTO
- Yves Behar's "August Smart Lock" For iPhone Is The Future Of Unlocking Your Front Door
- Does The iPhone 6 Take Better Selfies Than The iPhone 5? An Investigative Report
- Why Hillary Clinton's Possible 2016 Run For President Could Be Announced Sooner Rather Than Later
- The Chunk Of Hawaii Mark Zuckerberg Just Bought Proves He's A Philanthropist With An Eye For Scenery
- A "Vampire" Skeleton With A Stake Through Its Heart Was Just Unearthed In Bulgaria
- McDonalds' "Is It Real Beef?" Ad Finally Answers The Question We've All Idly Wondered
- Adolf Hitler, Crystal Meth Addict? The Documentary 'Hitler's Hidden Drug Habit' Lays Bare The Truth
- Mark Zuckerberg's $25 Million Ebola Donation With Wife Priscilla Couldn't Come At A Better Time
- Facebook & Apple Will Freeze Your Eggs If You Work There, But Working Mothers Still Get A Bad Deal
- Alison Lundergan Grimes' Debate With Sen. Mitch McConnell Was Fiery And Unwavering
- Skype's New Qik App Is What Would Happen If Skype & Snapchat Had A Love Child
- Ebola.com Owner Jon Schultz Racks Up A Profit From The Deadliest Diseases That Exist
- Kim Jong-Un Is Back, Cane In Tow — But What On Earth Has He Been Doing?
- American Airlines Flight's Cabin Walls Crumble & Break Off Mid-Way To Dallas — PHOTOS
- Louis C.K. Goes On A Twitter Rant About ISIS, Is Very Louis C.K. About It
- Ebola Patient Nina Pham Receives Blood From Survivor Dr. Kent Brantly
- NBC's Dr. Nancy Snyderman Violated Her Ebola Quarantine To Pick Up Her Takeout From A Restaurant
- Pew Research's "How To Get Ahead" Study Of 44 Countries Reveals What The U.S. Values Most
- The Half Moon Bay Pumpkin Contest Winner Weighs More Than A Great White Shark
- Google Helpouts Is A Free Doctor-Patient Video Chat Service, So Quit Self-Diagnosing Already
- Misogynistic GOP-er Steve Vaillancourt's Blog Ranks Female Politicians By Attractiveness
- Step Aside, Wasco — Clowns Are Taking Over America
- Will Ebola-Stricken Nurse Nina Pham Get ZMapp? The Experimental Drug Is In Short Supply
- The Taiwanese Snail Named For Same-Sex Marriage Rights, A.K.A. Aegista Diversifamilia, Is Our All-Time Favorite Snail
- Sweden Is Going Cash-Free, And It'll Be Safer & Financially Better Off For It
- The Church's Position On Gay Catholics Just Saw A Tiny But Incredibly Important Shift
- New ISIS "Blood Of Jihad" Video Takes Us Inside Its Horrifying Training Camps
- Ukraine's #TrashBucketChallenge Is Its Violent, Appalling Version Of The Ice Bucket Challenge
- Wendy Davis' Wheelchair Ad Vilifying Her Paralyzed Opponent Was Not, Repeat Not, A Good Idea
- Redskins' Daniel Snyder & Navajo Nation's Ben Shelly Sit Side-By-Side During (Presumably) Very Awkward Game
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