This Calendar Of Sexy Taxi Drivers Is The Most Aggressively New York Thing That Ever Happened — PHOTOS

This holiday season, show the people you love that you really care, with a calendar of sexy taxi drivers! Yes, that's right — for only $14.99 you can get a 12 month glossy photo calendar featuring NYC's finest taxi drivers, posing provocatively beside their very own cabs. Mark your parent's birthdays, your menstrual cycles, your student loan payment dates, your bachelorette party weekends, your laser appointments, and your and your dog's playdates below the unforgettable sight of the kings and queens of transportation and sex appeal.

Adopt a new attitude for 2016 with the help of 12 of New York's most scantly-clad, good-humored drivers. A little hairy calf in the trunk for October, a little nude cigar smoking in the back seat for July, and a little nipple on the hood for August — not a bad sight to see tacked to the wall. Not to mention, taxi cab yellow and stark naked skin will look great in and room and match seamlessly with any mood.

Not only will this calendar bring a provocative and sensual spirit to your home, but it will send a portion of each sale to the University Settlement house — serving over 30,000 immigrants, working individuals and families each year with essential services such as quality education, housing, and literacy programs. Yes, you read that right — you can get your kicks and pay it forward at the same time.

Betcha didn't think you'd see these words in the same context: naked cabbies = good cause.

Nothing says "Happy New Year" like a cigar in the back seat.

Buy your own NYC Taxi Calendar here.

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