We have recently discovered a video that will make you cringe so hard, you will be shocked at the amount your mind and body are able to cringe when given the chance. And, as you can tell from the picture, it involves Andy Roddick. I know this all sounds weird, but that's just the way the cookie crumbled today. Brooklyn Decker filmed her husband Andy Roddick doing a Jay Z impression and somehow she was able to post it on her Instagram without Roddick tackling her to the floor, wrestling her phone out of her hands, and throwing it out of the window to its necessary destruction.
Decker captioned the video, "This is what I make my husband do during award shows." The video itself is the most awkward Jay Z impression that has ever happened. Nope, I'm not even going to say "likely" or "probably," that's how confident I feel about the awkwardness of Roddick's impression. The couple were obviously watching the Grammys because Roddick mimics Jay Z's acceptance speech saying, "Baby Blue, look, Daddy got you a gold sippy cup." This was not improv by Roddick, Jay Z actually did call his Grammy a sippy cup which seems kind of insulting to the Grammys, but I digress.
The best thing about Roddick's impression isn't how bad it is — he kind of has Jay Z's cadence down and I honestly could not do any better — but how serious he is while saying it. Roddick does not crack at all. Also, Decker isn't even laughing in the background. That's impressive! And I've gotta give Roddick some credit for being okay with this going online. It must be unsettling knowing that at this very moment there could be thousands of people making fun of your Jay Z impression, but he was comfortable enough to bless the world with this video.
Get ready to cringe.