'Girls Gone Wild's Bankruptcy Showcases Super Classy (read: Trashy) Domain Names

When you think "class," the first thing that comes to mind is probably the Girls Gone Wild empire. Just kidding — when the Girls Gone Wild empire comes to mind it's likely in relation to your mind trying to figure out who'll wipe your computer's browser history in the case of your untimely death. Regardless, the company filed for bankruptcy in 2013 and as a result they're selling all their Girls Gone Wild -related domain names to pay off their debts — and boy, those will make you think about class. And a little bit about our modern age.

You ready? (They're pretty predictable)

  • BestBreastsEver.com
  • SexStarvedCollegeGirls.com
  • WeddingSubmissionVideo.com
  • SpringBreakExplosion.com

Those are, of course, just a few. There were 69 total domain names sold and, no, that is not a number I made up in a desperate attempt to relive the glory days of seventh grade humor — it's the actual figure. And I do have some questions — specifically regarding WeddingSubmissionVideo — but I'm not too keen on learning the answers, so let's just leave it at that.

Here's a bit from the initial announcement of GGW 's bankruptcy last February:

Yesterday several of the U.S. operating entities for Girls Gone Wild joined the ranks of companies like American Airlines and General Motors having sought reorganization under Chapter 11 of the United States Bankruptcy code. Girls Gone Wild remains strong as a company and strong financially. The only reason Girls Gone Wild has elected to file for this reorganization is to re-structure its frivolous and burdensome legal affairs. This Chapter 11 filing will not affect any of Girls Gone Wild’s domestic or international operations. Just like American Airlines and General Motors, it will be business as usual for Girls Gone Wild.

Don't worry, GGW — your legacy will live on, even as BestBreastsEver lies in the hands of someone else.

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