If you've ever wondered how porn stars prep for a scene, a new WoodRocket video is here to demystify the process. Surprisingly, it's more like getting ready for a real-world date than hunkering down for the sexual olympics. First, you need to make sure you get a good night's sleep. In the morning, you hit the gym, have some coffee, and make sure to do your kegels. (Who doesn't start the day out by strengthening their pelvic floor muscles?!)
Next comes choosing the perfect outfit, followed by the shaving ritual, and the hair, nails, makeup, perfume, and moisturizer shtick. Then, you might wanna pleasure yourself for a bit so you're primed for excitement, and, finally, indulge in a little staring-at-yourself-in-the-mirror-until-you-feel-ready-to-leave-the-house routine.
Oh, but wait! I forgot the part where you Google stalk your future date, er, sexual partner, which is super important. "Call me old fashioned, but I want to know a little bit about you before you put your d*ck in me," says Rain DeGray — a sentiment that many a civilian lady has thought to herself before going out on a date, too.
After all, the more you know, the better. Check out this SFW video for all the juicy porn prep details.
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