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#ChrissyHoldingThings Is Trending on Twitter, So What Does it Mean for Teigen?
So...yeah, #ChrissyHoldingThings is a meme of Chrissy Teigen that has taken hold of Twitter today, for absolutely no apparent reason. As far as I can tell, Chrissy herself did not incite the Twitter trend, its totally unclear where it came from, and there is no rhyme or governing rules in terms of what it's applied to. I would say something pithy about it, but I'm not sure I get it. It's funny, it's pictures of Chrissy Teigen er....holding things, and there ya go. Here's a selection of the best #Chrissyholdingthings pictures we've seen yet. If you get what's going on here, please let me know.
Chrissy Holding Miley's Sausage
Well, first and last time I think we’ll ever see Miley Cyrus and Chrissy Teigen on the same weiner. SEE WHAT I DID THERE, aw man, penis jokes are so timeless. Unlike this meme, which makes no sense and is probably fleeting.
Image Credit: Audhri/Twitter
Chrissy Holding Up The Tower of Pisa
Clearly the impetus to photoshop Chrissy Teigen holding up phallic objects is strong. I don’t hate it.
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Chrissy Goes Pho-ny
I really wish I understood what is going on here, although I’m now picturing how delicious it would be to take a bath in pho, nomnomnom.
Image Credit: AlexisCabrera13/Twitter
Chrissy, Almost Holding A Football
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a poorly photoshopped Chrissy Teigen flying onto the field? MIRACULOUS.
Image Credit: ryanbweiss/Twitter
Chrissy Holding Onto A Porch
She must’ve been drunk in love to have ended up hanging off of Queen Bey and Jay-Z’s patio.
Image Credit: TheDonia/Twitter
Chrissy Holding...Herself?
This is so meta my brain might collapse in on itself.
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And Chrissy Holds Herself Again
Ya know what, if I had an ass like that I’d probably wanna shrink myself down and give it a squeeze too. Well…maybe. This meme is insidious, I’m slowly finding it more and more hilarious as I get less and less sane.
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DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE EVEN AN OUNCE OF ORIGINALITY
OK hahahaha she has a butt, she’s touching her own butt, I’m laughing so hard I could vomit on your face. Watch yourself, you base and defiled Twitterverse.
Image Credit: ThatsSoRoland/Twitter
Chrissy Holding...Off This Woman's Laugh Lines
Grandma? Is that you? Did you sneak into Grandpa’s Sports Illustrated magazines again? Naughty.
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