While Katy Perry and John Mayer have not yet confirmed their split, Perry has confirmed something far, far different than a break up. She's helping welcome life into the world! Katy Perry helped deliver a baby in a living room on Wednesday. In a great samaritan act, Perry rushed into the living room of a nearby home when she heard screams and, upon realizing a woman was in labor, demanded rubber gloves and soothing music, likely "Teenage Dream," to welcome the child. Perry then left the scene and according to eye witnesses, sunlight suddenly filled the sky, a rainbow appeared, and all of the neighborhood animals took to the street to applaud Katy Perry's job well done.
Just kidding! It's just that the real story isn't quite as exciting. Perry simply tweeted, "Finally you can add 'helps delivers babies in living rooms' to my resume! It's been a miracle of a day...❤️ Auntie Katy aka Stylist Auntie." See, not quite as thrilling.
It's not 100 percent clear whose baby Perry helped deliver, but several reports guess that it was Perry's sister, Angela Hudson, who was expecting a child last year. Many fans are congratulating Hudson on Perry's Twitter account. This seems very likely since she calls herself "Auntie" but, ya know, maybe it really was a random stranger and Perry decided the Auntie title was still appropriate. Don't rule out a dramatic turn of events like the scenario above, is all I'm saying.
Whoever the baby is, it's first words will now probably be "Kitty Purry" or "roar" or "whipped cream and Chapstick and puppies and geishas." And if Katy Perry really does end up being its "stylist auntie" expect that infant to rock its own candy dot onesie in no time.