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What To Do If You Meet A 'Mean Girls' Star

by Jenny Jaffe

That's only okay when I say it! Daniel "Too Gay To Function Damien" Franzese recently revealed that he once met Christina Aguilera... and it didn't go so well. The Mean Girls star explains:

"I met Christina Aguilera and I thought for sure that would be an exciting moment in my life. And I was like, "Christina, my name's Daniel. I sing Beautiful in Mean Girls. And she was like, "Never saw it." And then turned her back and walked away. She was so rude."

Um, I'm sorry, what? Being rude to any fan is bad enough, but being rude to a famous fan? That's just inexcusable! But the worst thing, bar none, is the fact that XTINA HAS NEVER SEEN MEAN GIRLS.

WHAT. HOW. WHAT? NO!

Mean Girls isn't just a movie, it's a way of life! And the people who were involved with it aren't just actors or a film crew- they were prophets, bringing forth the good word of Tina Fey, so that we might rejoice forever and ever, amen.

If you ever encounter anyone even tangentially involved with Mean Girls in a social situation, there is a very strict protocol you should follow for how to approach them and appropriately thank them.

First, Privately Freak Out A Little

Then, Privately Freak Out A Lot

Try Not To Cry

Then, Introduce Yourself

YOU ARE SHAKING HANDS WITH SOMEONE WHO MIGHT HAVE SHAKEN RACHEL "REGINA GEORGE" MCADAMS'S HAND

OR MAYBE EVEN WITH RACHEL MCADAMS!

The Important Thing Is To Stay Calm

And Tell That Person, "Thank You"

No, Seriously, "THANK YOU"

"It's Because Of You We Have Mean Girls..."

"...You Rock!"

Then Politely Excuse Yourself To Go Freak Out Again

Because They're A Stranger...

...And You're Probably Freaking Them Out

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