Chrissy Teigen Wants Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt-Style Family: 6 Steps to Achieving That Goal
Hey, there are a lot of reasons to aspire to be like Angelina Jolie. The actress has an Academy Award, her new movie Maleficent is slated to crush all of the things in its path at the box office, and she has a huge family life. Like, enormous, but you knew that. Well, Chrissy Teigen wants to have a family like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have... so, uh, you hear that John Legend, prepare ye for the floodgates of parenthood.
The model recently chatted about this burning desire to have an epic Jolie-Pitt style clan with Huff Post Live. She said:
I swear to you, I thought I would've had one by now.
Uh-oh, John Legend. Was that your cue? Anyway, Teigen went on to say:
So, hopefully we'll just have this Angelina-Brad-type brood. I would love that ... I definitely want a lot of kids, though, and he does as well.
Ah, okay. Well, at least he wants mad babies, too. And fortunately for them both, the Sports Illustrated cover model said she'd adopt, too.
But if Teigen wants to have an enormous family like Jolie does, she's going to have to take the requisite steps. These steps, are in fact, quite simple. They are as follows:
1. Adopt A Baby
2. Adopt Another Baby. This time, make it a girl.
3. Have A Baby
4. Adopt Another Baby
5. Have Twins
6. Ponder Having More Kids While Getting Swarmed By The Paparazzi
And those, Chrissy Teigen, are the Steps to having a Jolie-Pitt style family.
Without actually having Jolie and Pitt be a part of your family, of course... which would be kind of weird.