Kanye West Succeeds at Seducing Himself

If there's one thing we know about Kanye West, it's that he loves his lady, Kim Kardashian-West. But there's only one person in the whole world who he loves more than Kim, and that's, well, Kanye. Look no further than this GIF of Kanye seducing himself. Seriously. He puts the moves on himself in a way that I don't think I've even seen a horny dude put moves on a lady at a bar, and that's sayin' something.

But then again, what else could we expect from a guy who released a brand new single on his wedding day back in May. That pretty much made the resounding statement: "hey, world, here's my wedding gift to myself. Betcha couldn't find THIS one on the registry!" So here he is, loving himself again, either giving himself a very, very seductive arm stroke to scratch a mosquito bite, or hoping that his insides say, "yes, Kanye, I do. I will be with you forever."

But you know what? Kanye is always sad. So if he's found the one thing that makes him happy, then good for him — even if that one thing is Mr. Kanye West.

So now, Internet, prepare ye for one of the most eyebrow-raising seduction scenes of all time...

You can practically hear a seductive tango in the background.

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