Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick Finally Speak Up About That Pesky Paternity Suit

It looks like yet another Kardashian rumor can be put to rest. After telling the tabloids (and basically anyone who would listen) that he was the real father of Kourtney Kardashian's son, Mason Disick, male model Michael Girgenti can finally go back to irrelevancy. In order to put the rumors that boyfriend Scott Disick isn't the father of their child to rest, Kourtney Kardashian demanded a paternity test ... which proved, once and for all, that Scott is the father of Mason. Kourtney told E! News:

After three-and-a-half years of rumors and lies being spread by an individual I met briefly at a photo shoot, I am setting the record straight that Scott is Mason's father. While it saddens me to have to address these ridiculous lies—especially when the truth was never in doubt—this story must be put to rest."

Umm, three and a half years? That's a long time to pretend that you're somebody's baby daddy. This little scheme reeks of desperation, and will probably make anyone willing to hire Girgenti for a photo shoot think twice, lest he pretends that he's the father of a fellow shoot mate's secret lovechild. Plus, if Girgenti seriously thinks that fighting with Scott Disick over anything is a good idea, maybe he should watch this clip of Scott's hard-core ways. Or, you know, this one that features him as a murderous psycho.

Ultimately, we're thrilled that this little paternity fiasco is cleared up. It's way too depressing to think that Michael Girgenti could be Mason's father — not when Scott Disick is doing such a great job entertaining us on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. While we have no doubt that there will be more fake paternity lawsuits headed the Kardashians' way in the future, at least this one has been squashed.