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Best and Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes, From Heidi Klum's Masterpieces To Vague, Uninspired "Sexy" Things

Not everybody can be Heidi Klum. The German supermodel, who hosts her own annual Halloween parties, is always the one to look to for best costume come October. I tried to pare down her pics, but still ended up including her four times. Four? Yes — her costumes really are that good. And for most of them, you can't even really tell it's her.

Since Klum has set the bar for what I like to see from celebrities, I hold them all to a much higher standard. Celebs don't need to be thrifty, so I expect them to go all-out. Here are the best and worst celebrity Halloween costumes in recent years. Let's see how they did.

by Miki Hayes

BEST: Heidi Klum

This is Heidi Klum, guys. Heidi freakin’ Klum. Be prepared to see a lot more amazing transformations by the hostess with the mostess. She always steals the show on Halloween.

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WORST: Perez Hilton

Vampire Miley Cyrus? Why? Just… why?

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BEST: Jay Manuel

Dayum. Get it, Jay. I still don’t understand why you’re not on America’s Next Top Model anymore…

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WORST: Kim Kardashian

I would say at least she tried, but there was obviously no creativity in this Red Riding Hood costume. She’s even cozying up to the wolf. What?

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BEST: Heidi Klum

The only thing I don’t understand is why Klum wasn’t casted in the latest Transformers movie. They would’ve saved so much money on CGI!

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BEST & WORST: Bethenny Frankel

Kudos for doing Marilyn well, and not going for the overdone The Seven Year Itch version. That being said, it’s still Marilyn, which is such an obvious default.

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WORST: Pink

This sad clown is just that: sad.

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BEST: Michelle Trachtenberg

Trachtenberg nailed Tim Burton’s Blue Girl. Heidi would be proud.

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WORST: Doutzen Kroes

Cat woman. Yawn.

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BEST & WORST: Heidi Klum

Klum stirred up some controversy dressing as Hindu goddess Kali, but at least she didn’t slack in her interpretation.

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WORST: Miranda Kerr

We get it. You’re hot. And boring. Next.

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BEST: Nina Dobrev

Dobrev looks super cute as Willy Wonka. The green gloves are a nice touch.

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WORST: Jamie Lee Curtis

I get and applaud that she’s supporting a cause. But for crying out loud, she was in the movie Halloween! I know she can do better than this.

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BEST: Tika Sumpter

This Nefertiti costume is classy and perfection.

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WORST: Alexandra Richards

Now I get why the lion was cowardly. This is scary-bad.

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BEST: Heidi Klum

THIS is how a cat is done, people.

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BEST: Jessica White

White nailed the Vegas showgirl look in this bold costume.

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WORST: Cory Kennedy

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks this looks like a purple penis trying to be Buzz Lightyear.

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BEST: Phillipe and David Blond

Granted, you can’t even tell these are the Blonds, but their evil Gremlins costumes are just too good.

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WORST: Rutina Wesley

Come on now, Tara. You can do so much better than this generic, sexy pirate.

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BEST: Demi Lovato

Lovato took a page from Klum’s handbook with this one. Creepy in all the right ways.

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BEST & WORST: Jason Biggs

I can’t tell if Jason Biggs as Dorothy is cute or just kinda creepy. I appreciate the sneaks, though.

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