There's No Way Kanye West & Miley Cyrus Are Actually Collaborating, Correct?

The only reason I'm giving this report any semblance of attention is because the New York Post was right about that 'NSYNC reunion, so maybe they deserve a little credit here. Not saying it's true, because the report sounds about as sketch as buying sushi from a gas station, but just in case ... Page Six is reporting that Miley Cyrus and Kanye West worked on a "top-secret" collaboration after the MTV VMAs on Sunday, and even opted to forgo after-parties to head into the studio to pull it off. From the site:

After tormenting the Twitterverse with her twerking routine at the VMAs, Miley Cyrus went right into the studio with Kanye West to record a remix of his song “Black Skinhead,” Page Six has exclusively learned. [...] West was also said to have headed straight to the studio after the MTV event at Brooklyn’s Barclays Center. We hear Cyrus will appear with West on a remix of “Black Skinhead,” due to be part of a remix EP that will be released later this year.

HMM. Yeah, really not seeing Kanye ever thinking that a collaboration with Hannah Montana is a good idea, especially after that VMA performance and, you know, this song:

meethannahmontana on YouTube

Calling bullshit now.