There's No Way Kanye West & Miley Cyrus Are Actually Collaborating, Correct?

The only reason I'm giving this report any semblance of attention is because the New York Post was right about that 'NSYNC reunion, so maybe they deserve a little credit here. Not saying it's true, because the report sounds about as sketch as buying sushi from a gas station, but just in case ... Page Six is reporting that Miley Cyrus and Kanye West worked on a "top-secret" collaboration after the MTV VMAs on Sunday, and even opted to forgo after-parties to head into the studio to pull it off. From the site:

HMM. Yeah, really not seeing Kanye ever thinking that a collaboration with Hannah Montana is a good idea, especially after that VMA performance and, you know, this song:

meethannahmontana on YouTube

Calling bullshit now.