5SOS's Mugshot In "Good Girls" Cover Art Reveals Their Sordid, Sordid Pasts — PHOTO

5 Seconds of Summer is in the slammer! Ack, wait. That was misleading. Let me try that again: 5 Seconds of Summer is in the faux-slammer! Monday, the band's official Twitter account shared the cover art for new single "Good Girls." Are you ready? The cover art is a photograph of the band. Sounds good, right? Oh, but it doesn't stop there. In the pic, Luke Hemmings, Calum Hood, Michael Clifford, and Ashton Irwin mean mug for a mugshot. The Aussie pop-punk rockers have been booked, and I don't mean for a concert! [Insert Law & Order transition sound effect here.] The four pose together in front of a police station lineup wall, I.D. numbers in hand. But it isn't your run-of-the-mill lineup wall: The lineup wall has been decorated with notebook doodles. But the doodles aren't your run-of-the-mill notebook doodles: Ashton drew those notebook doodles. AWWWWWW.

No, this is not a real mugshot. No, 5SOS didn't get arrested. But that is not to say those cutie pies have not done things that could get them in trouble with the law... OF MY HEART. (Did that make sense? I don't know. I'm running with it.)

Luke could be charged with...

ADORABLY WASTING PRECIOUS CANDY RESOURCES

Calum could be charged with...

LOOKIN' REAL CUTE WHILE IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW, ER, AN AVENGER

Michael could be charged with...

STABBING MY HEART WITH THESE DARLING DANCE MOVES

Ashton could be charged with...

LOOKING CRIMINALLY CUTE WHILE HUGGING A GIANT TOBLERONE BAR

Ugh, would ya look at these presh delinquents:

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