R. Kelly Releases New Single 'Genius' & Gets Us Thinking What 24 Hours With Him Would Be Like

R. Kelly released the single "Genius" off of his upcoming album Black Panties, due to drop on November 11, and SURPRISE, it's about sex. Kelly returns to the subject he knows better than perhaps anyone else on this planet with a slow jam for when the party and the after-party die down, and you take it to your room and freak somebody.

At this point, it might be safe to say that we know a lot (and maybe too much) about what happens behind Kellz' bedroom door, though it's obvious he's not shy when it comes to talking about his talents. He croons/boasts on the track that "tonight you're laying with a sex genius," and he aims to please. Is this guy a generous lover, or what.

So in case you ever wondered what it'd be like to spend 24 hours with R. Kelly, here's how it'd go down based on some of his lyrical masterpieces:

The Scene: It's a Saturday night, 10 p.m., and you're headed out to the club ... and so is Kellz. You lock eyes from across the room, where he's obviously "sipping on coke and rum" and is like "so what I'm drunk", and you're dancing with your friends when he'll come up and whisper in your ear:

Are you from an island girl?The way you wining it for me girlLike (Whoa!) Your bumpin and grindin in the clubLike (Whoa!) I love to see you winin' in the clubLike (Whoa!) Oh I just wanna love you longtimeLike (Whoa!) My only mission's to make you mineLike (Whoa!) Your the sexiest girl in this party(Whoa!) I'm so glad that I came to this party

Lyrics via "Slow Wind (Remix)"

So you and your friends will probably leave with him and it'll go something like this:

Crystall poppin in the stretch NavigatorWe got food every where As if the party was catoredWe got fellas to my leftHunnies on my rightWe bring em both together we got junkin all night

Lyrics via "Ignition (Remix)"

Eventually you'll get rid of your friends because whatever and head back out to the stretch Navi. You're both a little drunk and this will go down en route to Kellz' place while he sings "I'm about to take my key and stick in the ignition".

Girl we off in this jeepFoggin windows upBlastin the radioIn the back of my truckBouncin up and downStroke it round and round

Lyrics via "Ignition (Remix)"

He will reassure you to not feel a little slutty, which is really very considerate and nice of him:

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grindSee I know just what you want and I know just what you need girlSo baby bring your body to me (bring your body here)I'm not fooling around with you babyMy love is true (with you) with you is where I want to be, girl seeyou need someone someone like me to satisfy your every needs

Lyrics via "Bump N' Grind"

You'll probably spend the next few hours in "space":

We'll stick a flag on the MoonFirst couple to ever make love on planet Neptune (uuhh)And if time allow usWe'll be gone for hoursI won't stop until I give you meteor showersSo if you want it say UhhAnd if you need it say uhhIf you really gotta have it say uhhAnd you want me to take you to space

Lyrics via "Sex Planet"

The night will end with Kellz falling in temporarily in love with you (he's obviously leaving when the weekend ends). You'll wake up and cook him breakfast because why not, I guess. You're a fan, you know he'll like it.

Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thangI wantSex in the kitchen over by the stovePut you on the counter by the buttered rollsHands on the table, on your tippy toesWe'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

(Lyrics via "Sex In The Kitchen")

The remainder of your 24 hours with R. Kelly will probably be spent in his rented apartment with glass walls and beautiful views of the city. He might try to convince you to wait for him to come back:

Ain't nobody on god's green earth for me, heaven stirred us up togetherAnd made the perfect chemistry, wouldn't change you for the world as long as I exist.Always in the kitchen cooking my favorite meal.

Lyrics via "Chocolate Factory"

See, you knew he'd love that you cooked him breakfast (he's a bit of an exaggerator). In your last few hours before he jets off to Atlanta, you'll live through the beautiful harmonies of "Genius" and revel in the fact that you spent 24 hours with Robert Sylvester Kelly while experiencing the "signs and miracles up in this room," before heading back to your normal, unsexy life.