So a reality TV star and a media mogul walk into a bar. Oh wait, a reality TV star and three media moguls walk into a bar. If it is in fact a bar? Whatever. The point is that on her slow road back to overexposure, Kim Kardashian casually hung out with boyfriend Kanye West, P. Diddy and (here's where it gets crazy) Oprah Winfrey. Why so crazy you might ask? What isn't crazy about Kim Kardashian, Oprah Winfrey, Kanye and Diddy partying as a single unit at Jimmy Iovine's pre-Emmys bash? Considering that Kim only surfaced from her post-baby hideout this week, it's a pretty steep uphill climb to go from sitting around with your team of nannies all day to shmoozing with Oprah. The Oprah.
And yes, I know they've chatted once before, but that was different, that wasn't for fun. This time it clearly was. Just look at their faces, they're just screaming fun. Which makes you wonder, in a group of people that is made up of Diddy, 'Ye, Kim K., and Oprah... who is doing the talking? Is Kim the pretty fixture or is she actually contributing something meaningful?
Because ya never know, we all assume Kim is a bit of a bimbo but it could well be that this picture is fresh after a hearty debate on the best course of action in Syria, or the state of the economy. Kim could've been giving Oprah investment tips. It will remain a mystery.
All I know is that I will never see Oprah the same way, because somewhere in Hollywood two days ago, Kim Kardashian and Oprah chose to go to the same party. This means everything I thought I knew about Oprah is being called into question. The world may never recover.