N.E.R.D.'s 'SpongeBob Movie' Song "Squeeze Me" Is As Fun As a Trip to Bikini Bottom — LISTEN

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 12: Musicians Shay Haley, Pharrell Williams and Chad Hugo of N.E.R.D. arrive at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards at NOKIA Theatre L.A. LIVE on September 12, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)
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It's been four long years since they released their last album, but N.E.R.D.’s back, baby! The reunion's first stop: Bikini Bottom. Pharrell Williams, Chad Hugo, and Shae Haley recorded three new tunes for The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water soundtrack. Are you ready, you ready, you ready to hear 'em? Well, songs “Patrick Star” and “Sandy Squirrel” are not out yet, so you'll have to wait. Sorry, pal. HOWEVER, N.E.R.D.'s “Squeeze Me” is on the Internet now. And it is a barrel of SpongeBob laughsYou can check it out via Spotify below.

As if the buoyant beat wasn't as delicious as a Krabby Patty, the lyrics are hilarious and effin' weird. So, so effin' weird. I love all of it. Here are a few choice lines from the song:

Play with us before we melt
Everybody enjoy yourself
The best part is the middle of me
I’m your sponge, baby, go on and squeeze

LOLOLOLOL should I be blushing?

I’m better than pillows, won’t you believe me
Squeeze me
Squeeze me 'til I pop
Squeeze me 'til you drop

"I'm better than pillows" is my new go-to positive affirmation.

Dang, dang, diggy-dang
Everybody in the rain
Tell me shine like a chain
Wipe it up like a stain
Uppercut, yup again
A double dutch with Lil Wayne
Do it 'til you vomit again
The job done now

Um, what?

Oh, how are you now?
Come again with the hot smile
Hydro glow style
Jellyfish with the hot gals
Adidas let me go far out
So you could be the superstar now
Get a big head that’s round
Mrs. Puff style

From here on out, "Mrs. Puff" = "cocky". 


The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water will swim into theaters Feb. 6. 


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