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Check Out N.E.R.D.'s First 'SpongeBob' Song

by Kristie Rohwedder

It's been four long years since they released their last album, but N.E.R.D.’s back, baby! The reunion's first stop: Bikini Bottom. Pharrell Williams, Chad Hugo, and Shae Haley recorded three new tunes for The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water soundtrack. Are you ready, you ready, you ready to hear 'em? Well, songs “Patrick Star” and “Sandy Squirrel” are not out yet, so you'll have to wait. Sorry, pal. HOWEVER, N.E.R.D.'s “Squeeze Me” is on the Internet now. And it is a barrel of SpongeBob laughs. You can check it out via Spotify below.

As if the buoyant beat wasn't as delicious as a Krabby Patty, the lyrics are hilarious and effin' weird. So, so effin' weird. I love all of it. Here are a few choice lines from the song:

Play with us before we meltEverybody enjoy yourselfThe best part is the middle of meI’m your sponge, baby, go on and squeeze

LOLOLOLOL should I be blushing?

I’m better than pillows, won’t you believe meSqueeze meSqueeze me 'til I popSqueeze me 'til you drop

"I'm better than pillows" is my new go-to positive affirmation.

Dang, dang, diggy-dangEverybody in the rainTell me shine like a chainWipe it up like a stainUppercut, yup againA double dutch with Lil WayneDo it 'til you vomit againThe job done now

Um, what?

Oh, how are you now?Come again with the hot smileHydro glow styleJellyfish with the hot galsAdidas let me go far outSo you could be the superstar nowGet a big head that’s roundMrs. Puff style

From here on out, "Mrs. Puff" = "cocky".

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water will swim into theaters Feb. 6.