This Horse Is Farting a Lot, and Is Clearly Living His Best Life By Doing So — VIDEO
You know that moment in Harry Potter when Lupin tells Harry to comb through all of his memories to find the happiest one so he can use it to summon his Patronus? I'm sure you've tried to do the same a few times before (wait—we all do that, right?), and you probably thought of some treasured memory from the holidays or that time you crushed your arch nemesis' score at Angry Birds, or something equally pleasant. This horse is not here for any of that shiny, happy nonsense. No, this horse farts and he loves it more than anything. He has seriously just achieved peak bliss. His Patronus-summoning skills blow all of ours out of the water.
As you can see in the video, in order to get the mighty farts out of himself, Archy the horse has to roll around on the ground and let them loose. I'm pretty sure the ground-rolling part is not a prerequisite to horse farts because, as someone who grew up riding horses, I have witnessed some nasty ones expelled from an upright horse (I don't want to get into it), but Archy still looks like he's having the time of his life. Can you even imagine the amount of gas that probably builds up in that giant horse body? We humans have an alarming amount ourselves and we only have two legs and significantly less mass.
I happened to be listening to Adele's cover of "Make You Feel My Love" when I first watched this, so it's safe to say that I am about as scarred for life as I was by Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" replaced with fart sounds. Although, I was not as scarred for life as I was by Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" replaced with fart sounds, because let's be real, that song was asking for it. (I'm just realizing that farts are kind of having a moment right now. Hmm.) Anyway! Behold the farts of this horse that will likely be debuting in their own music video soon enough: