Of all the adorable things you will lay eyes on this week, I am willing to bet that this baby goat trying to headbutt a full grown horse will top pretty much anything. I'm completely in love with her, mostly because she seriously reminds of me of how awkward and over-eager I am in all social situations. This horse is like everyone who is cooler than I am who can't figure out my deal. Anyway, her name is Bibi and she is on a one-goat mission to start a farm Fight Club. The only problem? She is ridiculously tiny and precious, and her idea of picking a fight will fill you with an unprecedented amount of "awwwww." Full honesty here: I don't speak goat or horse, so please forgive me if this translation is a little rough, but I think their conversation went something like this:
Bibi: COME AT ME. COME AT ME, BRO.
Horse: Oh hey there, tiny creature.
Bibi: I AM RAGE! I AM FIRE!
Bibi: Why I oughta ...
Horse: *licks again*
Bibi: YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
Horse: Hey, I think your mom's calling. Enjoy your nap!
Bibi: I will be avenged.
I'm sure by the time Bibi grows up and actually can headbutt other animals that she and this horse will be best bros, but until that happens, we will all be reaping the adorable rewards of watching her try to hold her own against nonexistent horse threats. Either that or she's just bluffing with this video and she is secretly a ninja goat that really does run a fight club as soon as the sun goes down. The only thing I really know for sure is that watching this video of Bibi trying to pick a fight with a horse approximately one zillion times her size will make you happier than anything else you see today: