Miley Cyrus & Katy Perry Take Their Relationship To Second Base At The Grammys — PHOTO
Someone get John Mayer and Liam Hemsworth on the phone, and tell them that Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus are doing just fine without them. At least, I'm assuming that's the message we're supposed to be getting from the photo of Miley cupping Katy's boob at last night's Grammy Awards. Everyone around them was racking in gilded gramophones for their breakout album (Sam Smith), blowing our minds with a dance to 'Chandelier' (Kristen Wiig), and throwing some serious shade at Beck (Kanye West), but without any of those activities to occupy them, our gals apparently decided to take their relationship to the next level. Which in this case appears to be second base. (Or maybe first-and-a-half? I don't know; it's been a long time since middle school.)
Regardless of where on the PDA-baseball diamond boob-groping lands, you may recall that this isn't Miley and Katy's first stop around the bases. Almost exactly a year ago, Miley came to the edge of the stage at one of her concerts on the Bangerztour and planted a wet one on, in, and around Katy's mouth, in front of everyone. You know, as you do. At that time, Katy didn't seem to be into taking things any further with Miley, as she threatened to spank her for the lip-lock, but she appears to have changed her mind, because here we find ourselves.
Boob. Cuppage. Significant cuppage. We have confirmed cuppage, I repeat — second base has been attained. Just stay tuned, because if this is anything like last time, when Katy called out Miley for using too much tongue, we'll be hearing from our sleepy-eyed, lilac-haired friend in 3...2...1...