What Does Scott Disick Do For A Living? Even Kourtney Kardashian Isn't Sure

I watch a lot of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and spend an untold amount of hours stalking the entire family on social media, but if you asked me to explain what everyone's job was, I would draw a blank. I mean, yeah, Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe deal with their fashion line and their stores, but most of the time, they're not working. And Scott? Yeah, no idea what he does for a living, and apparently, his own wife is in the same boat. On Sunday's episode of KUWTK, Kourtney comes to the realization she doesn't know what Scott's job is — and now that I think about it, does anyone?

It's true that he does a lot of night club appearances, and obviously he makes a ton of money doing whatever it is that he does — so it's definitely not just money from his E! contract or club appearances alone. Much like Chandler Bing on Friends, we see Scott pay the bills, we just have no idea what his actual job is.

Although I suspect we'll find out exactly what Scott does for a living on this week's episode, here are a few guesses about what it could be.

Professional Lord

Scott keeps it obvious where he draws the line between royalty and peasants, and he spends so much time discussing his lordship that maybe he found a way to profit from it. Who knows, really? If anyone could make money off of becoming a lord, it would be Scott.

Luxury Car Dealer

This seems pretty plausible. In the video above, they talk about how many license plates he has in the back of his car, and Scott posts photos of super fancy cars on his Instagram all the time. I'm willing to bet that whatever he does has something to do with either finding expensive cars for wealthy people, or re-selling them, or something like that.

Investor

Since Scott was brought up pretty wealthy, he already knows how to handle money. I wouldn't be surprised if he makes the majority of his cash from investing, maybe in real estate?

Something That Has To Do With Nutrition Products

He also frequently Instagrams himself with this MateFit product, which appears to be tea. Is he just shuffling around endorsement deals? Who knows.

Khloe Kardashian's Paid BFF

They do hang out a lot, and Khloe has plenty of money to burn. Just sayin'.

Something On A Computer

What? This looks businessy to me.