Gwen Stefani & Rachel Zoe's In Utero Babies Come Face to Face In a Fashion Showdown

If you guys aren't following Rachel Zoe on Instagram, you might want to get on that. The stylist to the stars posts some of the most fabulous photos, even if they are entirely self-serving and shot in the lowest possible lighting with the best possible filters. But that's what the app is for, and we love it. Anyway, the latest and greatest from her feed is awesome, yet intimidating. Zoe, pregnant with her second child, posed expanded uterus to expanded uterus with Gwen Stefani's baby bump. In the words of Rachel, I die.

Stefani's third child is due sometime this spring — son Kingston is 7 and Zuma is 5 — and the 43-year-old pop star and rocker husband Gavin Rossdale "couldn't be happier," according to the New York Daily News.

Zoe's son Skyler (or Sky Sky, if you're initiated) will be 2-years-old this March, and she looks to be due sometime this spring, as well. Fans of her reality show on Bravo will recall that she and husband Rodger Berman were always talking about having a second child, so clearly, this was no accident.

The best part is, I feel like inside these bellies are powerhouse, style gods or goddesses who are staring down each other through layers of skin, fat, and amnio fluid in some sort of pre-birth walk-off. These babies, the size of squash, are twisting and squirming into the best, most fashionable poses in an attempt to let the other baby know who's boss. The Stefani-Rossdale baby already has on a bowler hat and eyeliner, the Zoe-Berman baby is rocking a vintage fur and yet-to-be-released Chloe boots.

If Sklyer and the Stefani-Rossdale brothers are any indication, these little pups are going to have killer fashion instincts.

Ahmahgahd, these babies are already everything.

Image: RachelZoe/Instagram