Courtroom Sketch of Guy Fieri Is Just Epic Art
So, Guy Fieri has been in the news a lot lately, and I really didn't know how to feel about that until a few minutes ago. In case you missed it, "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" host got into a bit of a fight with his hairdresser a couple of days ago that was hilarious and, thankfully, all caught on tape for us to laugh at. Then, he appeared in court to testify in a murder trial, which is actually a very confusing and strange case. There's only so much Guy Fieri that should be in the news, y'know? A person can only take small amounts of that bleached blonde borderline radioactive hair on a day-to-day basis. This, though, changes everything: Thanks to Digg editor Josh Petri on Twitter, we have a look at the courtroom sketch of Guy Fieri testifying, and oh my God, it's amazing.
Like, look at his hair! Look at the look on the face of the lawyer standing before him as she stares at his hair, sickened or possibly aroused by how unbelievably bright it is! True art makes you feel things, and that's how I know that this...this is true art.
Yes, there are (probably) more important things to consider because this is a real trial and all but I don't care, THIS IS ART AND NOTHING YOU SAY WILL MAKE ME THINK OTHERWISE.