65 Dank Things On Amazon That Are Cheap As Hell

These gifts are totally genius.

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Saving money is never a bad idea. But if you can't see yourself functioning without making a few enjoyable purchases each week or month, then make sure to check out all the cool, useful, and best of all, affordable things on Amazon.

Any product that has thousands of four- and five-star reviews is likely to be dank — and if you do your due diligence, you can make sure it's cheap as hell, too. Just check out all the genius Amazon products I've gathered here. My personal favorite is a fridge deodorizer that's shaped like a penguin; what's not to love?


These Drawer Liners That Help Keep Veggies Fresh

Tired of seeing your greens go bad before you've had a chance to eat them? These liners absorb excess moisture to help keep them fresh. They're completely BPA-free, and you can easily trim them to fit your drawers — no matter how narrow they are.


A Gorgeous Set Of Stainless Steel Earrings

Not only are these stainless steel stud earrings stylish, but they're also hypoallergenic and come in five different sizes so you'll have all your bases covered. In fact, these studs are so beloved, they've earned ratings from over 38,000 Amazon reviewers — plus an impressive 4.5-star rating overall.


A Pack Of Snakes That Power Through Drain Clogs

I'm always wary about pouring harsh chemicals down my drain, which is why I keep a pack of snakes like these ones around — just in case. The spines on the sides latch onto stubborn debris to jostle it loose, and they're designed to work in any type of drain, no matter how big or small.


A Wand That Filters Out Histamines From Your Wine

Apparently, the histamines found in wine can cause headaches — but you can try to prevent them by using this filter before you start sipping. It filters out all those impurities (including sulfites) without changing the flavor of your wine, and it's the perfect size to keep in your bag when you're on the go.


A Suction Cup Stopper That Works On Any Type Of Drain

Plug up your sink with this stopper, or even put it in your bathtub for a relaxing soak after a long day. The bright blue shade adds a cool pop of color to your tub, and the built-in suction cup ensures that it stays put while you bathe.


The Socket That Works On Nearly Any Type Of Nuts & Bolts

With steel rods on the inside that adjust to fit a variety of nuts and bolts, this socket is an easy way to downsize an overflowing tool collection. It's perfect for everything from DIY projects to car repairs. Plus, it'll even work on stripped bolts.


The Smartphone Holder That Sticks To Your Dashboard

Prefer to keep your phone on the dashboard instead of in a cupholder? This mount not only adjusts to fit any type of smartphone, but it also stays firmly secured to your dash (no matter how many bumps you hit on the road).


The Bag That Helps Extend The Life Of Your Soap

Bars of soap quickly become squishy messes if left alone in the shower, so why not keep them in these bags? They help prolong the life of your bars, and each order comes with five — enough for each bar of soap in your home (and then some.)


A Tongue Scraper Made From Medical-Grade Stainless Steel

When toothpaste and mouthwash aren't enough, it's likely time to break out this tongue scraper. Made from medical-grade stainless steel, it gets your tongue extra-clean as it glides smoothly from back to front. It's rustproof and smoother than plastic scrapers — and the extra-wide head is large enough for any tongue.


A Set Of Cable Clips To Keep Your Wires Tidy

With strong magnets on either end of these clips, it's easier than ever to keep your charging cables, headphones, or any other wire looking tidy. They're made from soft silicone that won't put any wear on your cables, and they're even dust-repellent.


This Flexible Plunger Made With A Stainless Steel Handle

Whereas many traditional plungers only push at clogs, this plunger digs down deep to loosen up stubborn debris. It's made with a flexible head and a rustproof, stainless steel handle to keep it looking nice no matter how long you've had it. Plus, each order also comes with a holder caddy.


These Bath Sponges That Exfoliate Your Skin

No matter where you've got dry patches, this pack of three sponges can help exfoliate all over so that your skin is left feeling soft and refreshed. Made from stretchy, durable nylon netting, the sponge produces a rich lather — and dries quickly after use. Another cool thing: You can put it in the washing machine. “The exfoliation is crazy!” one reviewer raved. “I’ve never had such dead skin come off of me to the point where I could SEE it on the shower walls. My skin in so soft that I feel like a baby!”


These Markers That Hide Scuffs & Dings On Wooden Furniture

With shades like oak, maple, cherry, walnut, and more, these markers and crayons make it easy to hide scratches on wooden furniture. The markers are permanent so you don't have to worry about them washing off, and one reviewer even raved that "my wife commented that she can't even tell there was damage."


This Waterproof Digital Meat Thermometer

Few things will ruin your meal as quickly as realizing you’ve under- or over-cooked your food, and this meat thermometer takes nearly instant readings. It’s waterproof and reads temperature in both Fahrenheit and Celsius on an easy-to-read backlit LED screen. It automatically turns off when folded shut, and the built-in magnet lets you keep it within easy reach.


A Coffee Scoop With A Built-In Funnel

Tired of cleaning up coffee grounds after every brew? Then start scooping your grounds out using this pre-portioned spoon. It's the perfect size for single-serve capsules, and the built-in funnel prevents grounds from spilling out when you pour.


This Hot Tool That Gives You Bouncy, Beachy Waves

You don't need to spend a day by the ocean to get beachy waves — just fire up this hot tool. The tourmaline ceramic plates help tame unwanted frizz while infusing shine, and the head is adjustable up to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Dual voltage allows you to use it worldwide, and the auto shut-off feature keep is useful for forgetful minds.


The Handheld Shower Head For Your Pets

You don't have to fill up a messy bath for your pet; just give them a wash using this handheld pet shower head. It slips onto your shower head in just a few seconds, and the hose is 5 feet long so that it's easy to maneuver all over your bathroom.


A Splatter Screen That Shields You From Hot Oil

Whether you’re stir frying or frying chicken, this splatter screen can help protect your skin from spitting oil — and it’ll also keep your stove and backsplash free of grease. Made from stainless steel mesh, it still allows steam to escape, and the heat-resistant handle makes it easy to maneuver.


This Spatula Spreader That Can Reach The Bottom Of Any Jar

This spatula spreader knife is the best of both worlds — a kitchen knife and a spreader spatula that’s been ergonomically designed to spread jams, nut butters, and more. Made with a long handle to reach the bottom of big jars, you won’t have to dirty your hands when scraping that Nutella container. “I am almost embarrassed by how much I love this thing,” one reviewer shared. “I kept getting peanut butter on my fingers and that is just not sanitary. Good for any large jar and spreads everything well.”


A Kit That Comes With Everything You Need To Hang A Frame

Ensuring that all your picture frames are even is as easy as grabbing this kit. The built-in level makes it easy to double-check that everything looks straight, and there are even spikes to mark the wall with along with scratch-proof grips.


A Glue That Turns Into Hard Silicone

It's never a bad idea to keep a pack of this moldable glue on hand — especially if you prefer cheap home repairs over calling a handyman. It's so strong that it can hold up to 4.4 pounds — and it'll adhere to glass, ceramics, wood, and more. But the best part? It's also waterproof as well as heat- and cold-resistant.


An LED Light Bulb That's Compatible With Alexa For Voice Commands

Pair this smart LED light bulb with Alexa or Google Assistant, and you'll be able to control it using voice commands. There's no smart hub required, and the downloadable app lets you set schedules so that it's on when you come home.


This Foundation Brush That’s Beloved By Reviewers

Boasting a 4.6-star overall rating after 37,000 reviews, this foundation brush is a fan-favorite for a reason. The dense synthetic fibers blend makeup to a flawless, streak-free finish, whether you’re working with liquid, cream, or powder. Plus, each brush undergoes a seven-step process to prevent bristle shedding, ensuring long-lasting use.


A Luxe Rose Gold Eyelash Curler With 40,000 Ratings

You won’t bat an eye when it’s time to use this lash curler; it lifts lashes without pinching or tugging. The stainless steel frame resists rust and operates with the smoothest hinge. Its arc is angled to hug lashes of every length on a range of eye shapes, and two soft silicone replacement pads are included for maximum longevity.


This Hard Glasses Case That's Weather-Resistant

Want to make sure your glasses don't get dinged up? Just grab this hard-style case. It's weather-resistant to keep your spectacles high and dry in the rain, and it's designed to fit nearly any pair of glasses. Each order also comes with a cleaning cloth made from soft microfiber.


The LED Strip Lights That Are Battery-Operated

Don't want to mess with complicated wires? Just pop these LED strips under cabinets, over workbenches, or anywhere that could use a little light. Each one only requires three AA batteries, and reviewers found that you can trim the strips to fit your spaces.


This Invigorating Body Scrub

Made with natural ingredients, this scrub lets you exfoliate and nourish your skin all in one. Sea salt and coffee buff away dry flakes while rich plant oils combine with extracts of cacao and coconut to drench skin in moisture and nutrients.


These Chef-Approved Meat Shredders

Whether you're cooking pulled pork or carving a Thanksgiving turkey, you'll be able to make fast work of it with Bear Paws. Their unique shape makes it easy to grasp and shred meat with their BPA-free nylon claws, which are heat-resistant up to 475 degrees and dishwasher safe. After nearly 27,000 ratings they’ve earned a glowing 4.7 glowing stars, the National BBQ Association even awarded them the honor of “Best BBQ Tool.”


A Leak-Proof Trash You Can Hang In Your Car

Attach this trash can to the back of your passenger seat or perch it upright with its nonslip base in your center console. It’ll hold crumpled receipts and fast food containers until you reach your destination, and comes with 20 garbage bags to get you started. Waterproof and leakproof, it even pulls double-duty as a cooler in a pinch.


These Smart Plugs You Can Use On Lights, Air Conditioners, & More

Just plug your devices into these smart plugs, and you'll be able to control them remotely using the free downloadable app that comes with every order. Installation is as simple as plugging them in and syncing them with your home's Wi-Fi. But the best part is that they're also compatible with Google Home as well as Alexa.


This Brilliant Snap-On Kitchen Colander

The Kitchen Gizmo Snap ‘N’ Strain Pot Strainer saves space while streamlining dinner prep. It attaches directly to pots and bowls with two sturdy nonslip clamps, letting you drain directly out of the pot. Made from food-grade silicone that’s free of BPA, you can toss it into the dishwasher when you’re done.


The Silky Pillowcases Made From Hair-Friendly Satin

Tired of waking up to frizzy bedhead? These pillowcases are made from soft, silky satin that creates less friction (and therefore frizz) against your mane than regular cotton. They're also stain-resistant, and come in dozens of rich shades to match your sheets.


A Stainless Steel Coozie For Slimline Cans

Looking for an easy way to keep that White Claw cold? This can cooler was built to fit more narrow 12-ounce cans, like hard seltzer and energy drinks. A gasket secures your can inside the double-walled insulation while the nonslip base keep it upright. Drinks stay up to 20 times colder, and you won’t get any condensation on your hands, either.


The Cereal Containers That Keep Things Crispy

Make stale Cheerios a thing of the past with these airtight cereal containers that lock in freshness and keep out pests. The flip-top lid makes it easy to pour from each container, and the included chalk and labels help you tell your Rice Chex from your Corn Chex. Try using these for pet food, too.


A Water Bottle That Infuses Flavor Into Every Sip

Reusable water bottles are great for the environment, but this model delivers more flavorful water with its removable fruit infuser. Thoughtful features include a locking leak-proof lid and nonslip grips on the side. The shatterproof plastic is BPA-free, and the whole thing fits neatly into a cupholder.


This Reading Lamp That Fits Over Your Neck

Need to finish that page-turner without switching on the overhead? This reading lamp fits around your neck so that you can easily see the page or screen. It offers three color temperatures with six brightness levels, and the flexible arms makes it easy to adjust the light’s angle. Charge it up via USB when not in use.


A Strainer That Takes Up Almost Zero Space

Just slap one of these strainers up against your pot, and then tip it over to drain away all that excess water. They take up hardly any storage space compared to regular strainers, and both pieces are made from stainless steel. Use them with any pot or pan up to 10 inches in diameter.


A Pair Of Gap Covers To Keep Your Stove Area Clean

Admit it — that little gap between your stove and countertop hardly ever gets cleaned, right? In that case, you'll definitely want to grab these silicone covers. Just pop one over that gap, and it'll stop food from dripping down the sides of your stove.


This Reading Light That Clips Onto Your Book

Don't strain your eyes to read in the dark — just clip this book light onto your pages. The battery is rechargeable via USB, and the flexible head means you can point it in any direction you like. Five brightness modes and three color modes let you choose the best lighting for your eyes. One of the color modes — amber — helps protect your eyes from blue light. It’s available in six color options, from white to soft green.


A K-Beauty Serum That Brightens Skin

Formulated with vitamin C and antioxidants like ferulic acid, this Korean skincare serum boosts your skin’s natural glow as it provides lightweight hydration thanks to hyaluronic acid. The added vitamin E and a cocktail of natural extracts leave complexions radiant — and many reviewers raved about how it’s even safe for sensitive skin.


This Clip That Helps You Trim Your Hair

It doesn't matter whether your hair is curly, straight, or somewhere in-between — this clip can help you give yourself a trim when you can't make it to the salon. And if it looks a little familiar, that's probably because you saw Lori Greiner make a deal with the creator on Shark Tank.


These Shields That Protect Furniture From Cat Scratches

If you’re at your wits’ end, trying to figure out how to stop your cat from clawing at your new couch, these cat scratch protectors are a lifesaver — and a furniture saver. Coming in a pack of six, these scratch protectors cover a full section of your sofa with a few sheets. They stick on via self-adhesive pad and, if needed, can be secured using the included twist pins. “I love these,” one reviewer wrote. “[...] They are simple to use, you just peel off the backing and place the shield where you want it. For my couch, they seem to stick well without the tacks; the button on the tacks is clear and tasteful so I wouldn’t mind using them if I need to.”


A Liner That Helps Keep Your Oven Clean

Don't let food drippings fall to the floor of your oven — keep it clean with this protective liner. It's made from non-stick PTFE that's heat-resistant up to 500 degrees Fahrenheit, and it easily wipes clean with a damp cloth when dirty.


The Eyeshadow Primer That Creates No-Budge Looks

Want to keep your eye makeup look locked in place all day long? Try this Elizabeth Mott eye primer that reviewers wrote “makes the pigment really pop” and which lasts for “10 hours or more.” This lightweight, pearlescent formula also prevents creasing, evens out skin tone, and controls oil. Swipe it on before applying eyeshadow and eyeliner.


A Handy Dish Soap Dispenser

This dish soap dispenser is here to help streamline your daily chores. It deposits soap onto your sponge with a single press, reducing waste and cutting down clutter next to the faucet. It even helps keep counters cleaner, too.


An Ab Roller To Help You Get Toned Right At Home

You don't need to head to the gym to tone your abs — just use this roller in the comfort of your own home. Each order also comes with a soft pad to keep your knees comfortable, and there's even a bonus resistance band to add difficulty once you've built up some muscle.


This Best-Selling Knife Sharpener With A 4-in-1 Function

An Amazon number-one best-seller with over 20,000 five-star ratings, this four-in-one knife sharpener is capable of strengthening, sharpening, and polishing your blades. This makes it the cook’s best companion in the kitchen, and a great gift for the aspiring chef or foodie in your life. As a bonus, this order comes with a cut-resistant glove.


This Kitchen Scale That’ll Take Your Baking Game To The Next Level

Step up your baking (and cooking) game with this digital food scale that’ll ensure you have the most precise measurements for your ingredients every time — as any serious chef or baker knows, weighted baking is the best way to go. This one comes in lots of cute colors to match any kitchen aesthetic, and costs less than $15 on Amazon. Oh, and it has over 120,000 five-star ratings on Amazon, so you know it’s good.


The Grippers That Keep Your Hands Cool From Hot Bowls

Don't burn yourself grabbing hot things out of the microwave — just use these grippers to keep your hands cool. They're made from durable polyester, and you can even use them as trivets in a pinch. Each order comes with four.


This Eyelash Comb That Helps You Achieve Clump-Free Mascara

For clump-free lashes, use this eyelash comb as the final step in your makeup application. It has fine stainless steel tines with a curved design that fits comfortably over your lashes to separate them and remove flakes. The tool also comes with a cap so it stays protected in your makeup bag.


This Knee Pillow That Helps Side Sleepers Get More Comfortable

If you’re a side sleeper and/or you experience discomfort for knee, hip, ankle, or leg pain, this knee pillow is here to make your sleep more comfortable. Made from cushioned memory foam, this wedge pillow helps promote spine alignment and offers support for your legs — it can also help relieve discomfort from sciatic nerve pain. “It is the first time in a long time I woke up with very little to no hip pain when getting up in the morning,” one reviewer shared. “This pillow is beautifully made & comfortable to sleep with.”


These Magnetic Eyelashes That Are Simple To Apply

No messy glues are required to put these fake eyelashes on — just use the included magnetic eyeliner, and the lashes will instantly stick to your lids without any fuss. Each order comes with five pairs of lashes in various lengths and thicknesses, and the liner is even waterproof.


These Organizer Bins For Your Pantty & Fridge

An organized kitchen is a well-functioning kitchen, and these clear acrylic storage bins allow you to keep all your fridge and pantry goods neat and accessible. (It doesn’t hurt that they’ll make your fridge look a lot more Instagrammable, too.) These particular bins are a fan favorite on Amazon with over 20,000 five-star ratings, and are sold in sets of two, four, six, eight, 10, and 14.


The Pore Vacuum For Stubborn Blackheads

When peels and serums won't get rid of your blackheads, this pore vacuum will likely get the job done. The suction is adjustable depending on how stubborn your blemish is (up to five levels), and each order comes with four interchangeable vacuum heads.


A Body Brush That Leaves Your Skin Glowing

Exfoliate away old skin while stimulating blood circulation with this body brush. The canvas strap on the back helps you keep a firm grip, and the build-in nodes offer a massage while you wash. Plus, many reviewers found that it works well no matter whether it's dry or wet.


This Handy Cutting Wheel For Pizza Nights At Home

Take your pizza nights to the next level with this handy pizza cutter wheel that makes quick work of homemade and non-pre-sliced pies. It has an easy, ergonomic design, is dishwasher safe, and comes with a protective blade to keep it stored safely in your drawer. Choose from green, blue, or red.


A Bacon Grill That You Can Pop In The Microwave

Beloved by over 20,000 Amazon shoppers, this genius bacon grill allows you to cook your favorite breakfast meat in your microwave — without any mess or fuss. It’s designed to prevent grease splatter and to cook the bacon perfectly while allowing the oil to drip off, thanks to its unique, raised design. You can use this for all manner of other meaty and microwavable treats, as well.


The Body Balm That Prevents Uncomfortable Chafing

Do you have uncomfortable chafe between your legs? Just give any irritated areas of skin a few swipes of this balm. Application is way smoother (and cleaner) than using creams or powders, and it lets your skin breathe so that your pores don't clog. It's made from plant-derived ingredients, and it's even vegan.


A Pack Of Puck Lights With Built-In Motion Sensors

Slap one of these puck lights anywhere in your home to add some quick illumination: closets, workbenches, cabinets, and more. The built-in motion sensors mean they'll turn on and off automatically, and the included adhesives makes installation a breeze.


This All-In-One Moisturizer Cream With A Cult-Following

If you haven’t discovered the hype surrounding Korean skincare for yourself yet, let this all-in-one moisturizing cream from SeoulCeuticals show you what it’s all about. This cream contains a high concentration (97.5 percent) of snail mucin filtrate in addition to other nourishing ingredients such as shea butter, organic aloe, jojoba oil, and vitamin E. Plus it’s labeled as noncomedogenic and great for all skin types.


An Ice Roller To Soothe Tired, Puffy Skin

If you often wake up with tired, puffy skin, this best-selling ice roller is here to help. Not only can it help with things like redness and puffiness, but it also feels amazing in the heat, when you have a sinus infection or headache, and in all sorts of other situations. There’s nothing not to love about it, and its design (and functionality) couldn’t be any simpler.


A Bath Mat That Comes In Dozens Of Colors

Not only does it come in too many colors to list, but this bath mat is also backed by nearly 44,000 five-star ratings. The high-pile memory foam cushions and dries off wet feet as you step out of the shower. “It’s so soft and feels like standing on a marshmallow,” one fan raved, while others praised this mat for its absorbency.


A Batter Mixer & Dispenser For Perfect Pancakes Every Time

Say goodbye to messy pancakes, muffins, and cupcakes with this clever batter dispenser. A number-one best-seller on Amazon with over 12,000 five-star ratings, it allows you to both mix up the batter inside (with the aid of the included BlenderBall) and dispense the perfect amount of batter every time. And the best part? Every part is safe to wash in the dishwasher.


This Best-Selling, Travel-Friendly Garment Steamer

With over 60,000 five-star ratings and number-one best-seller status, this is one of the most popular garment steamers on Amazon. It’s compact enough to travel with but powerful enough to steam a full set of curtains, and can be used on materials as diverse as silk and wool. Wrinkles and creases are removed in seconds and the whole process couldn’t be any more effortless — what’s not to love?

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