13 Funniest "Things I Say After Sex" Tweets, Because We Can All Be Awkward AF

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If you've ever wondered what to say after sex, you're about to get a lesson in what not to say afterwards. Because the internet is an endless treasure fountain of weird and wacky things — and it just wants to give you entertainment and pleasure. So the latest hashtag going wild on Twitter is #ThingsISayAfterSex and, as you can imagine, it contains the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Now, a lot of these are joking, but I've done some pretty embarrassing ones in real life. As in, as long as you've never yelled "YOLO!" and given yourself a high-five above a man having sex with you as he finishes, you're playing it a lot cooler than I have. So don't feel embarrassed if you've ever been less than smooth in the post-coital chat domain. Because it can be awkward feeling, especially if it's with someone you don't know that well— or if the sex was not exactly spectacular.

But for now, you can live vicariously. Instead of focusing on your own awkward experiences (I certainly have those) you can enjoy the weirdness of others. The hashtag is still trending, but here are my favorite ones so far — because Harry Potter and sex should be together forever:

1Not Creepy At All

We've all been there.

2The Truth

I will take this to my grave.

3Yikes

It happens.

3Effing Millennials

Always hustlin'.

5Creeper For Life

We can't always be in on the action.

6IT'S TRUE

I'm not ready to let go.

7Stay Classy

Handshakes are always a bold choice.

8Teamwork

Teamwork is important.

9A Race To The Finish

Speed... it happens.

10Let's Get Deep

Philosophy deep.

11HP4LIFE

Never forget.

12You Can't Help It

It does just sort of happen.

13RIP

True.

13#AlternativeFacts

FFS.

Things get awkward after sex sometimes. Share the joy — and the embarrassment.