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18 Hilarious Products On Amazon You Won’t Believe Actually Exist
Amazon has a pretty broad selection of things to purchase on their site. But, along with the useful comes the weird (and I'm talking really weird). I've found a handful of hilarious products on Amazon that you won't believe actually exist. I know, because I had to double-take on most of them, and read the product descriptions at least a few times to know what I was really looking at.
Once you head down this rabbit hole, you can lose hours scrolling through the pages of Amazon, and I, in fact, did lose an hour doing so. But I came across the funniest items I've ever seen. There are a lot of things in this roundup that you probably already use every day, but in the case of these particular products, either their packaging or the way the product is presented, makes them, uh, unusual to say the least.
If you like sleeping on a shrimp-shaped neck pillow, showering with bacon scented soap or appreciate the sweet smell of unicorn farts, then these items are for you. If not, you'll at least get a laugh out of it while you scroll through. Either way, enjoy the wonderfully weird world of Amazon.
1. Give The Gift Of Unicorn Farts
Bag Of Unicorn Farts (Cotton Candy), $10, Amazon
Talk about an amazing gag gift. The Bag Of Unicorn Farts is actually delicious cotton candy. It's described as 100 percent magical, 100 percent majestic, and 100 percent mythical. It's a gift that is guaranteed to spark some laughs. And even better, 10 percent of the proceeds are donated to charity.
2. Make Everyone On The Plane Super Uncomfortable
Kerchair Shrimp Meat U Shaped Neck Pillow, $9, Amazon
I'm sorry, this pillow makes me feel so awkward. But I think I'd feel even more uncomfortable sitting next to someone who is using it to sleep on the plane. Still, buyers say it's really comfortable, and one even said it's the best neck pillow they've ever had (personally, I can't get past that shrimp tail). The pillow is made with plush and filled with cotton.
3. Hey, Everyone's A Little Passive Aggressive Every Now And Then
Knock Knock Things You Do That Really Piss Me Off! Notepad, $8, Amazon
Sometimes you need to vent. So why not do that with a notepad that has hundreds of reasons listed on it as to why someone may piss you off. Options range from, "dress like a bum," to "pick your butt," to "forget to knock," to "stare into space," to "forget my birthday," to "correct my grammar." While it could be a great cathartic exercise to fill out these brutally honest notes, we'd suggest exercising extreme caution if you're tempted to pass them out.
4. Clean Your Teeth With A Stick
Miswak Club Natural Teeth Whitening Kit, $19, Amazon
This stick might look strange, but if you're feel adventurous it's actually a pretty interesting product. It's a natural teeth whitener made from the Arak tree, that can get rid of stains and even help treat bad breath. One stick should last you three weeks with everyday use.
5. Pretend You're A Mermaid
Mermaid Tails For Swimming by Fin Fun (Sizes S-L), $90-115, Amazon
I don't know what it is about these mermaid fins, but they weird me out. I've been seeing photos of people rocking these tails all over Instagram, but I don't know, it creeps me out how real they look. On the other hand, I was a huge Little Mermaid fan growing up, so apart of me does want to see how it feels to swim around like Ariel. You can buy this tail in ten different fun colors.
6. A Nose And Ear Trimmer That Looks Like One Of Jimmy Neutron's Inventions
Fred ATOMIC TRIMMER Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer, $14, Amazon
This "futuristic" nose hair trimmer looks like it came straight out of an episode of Jimmy Neutron. But, Amazon reviewers claim that it's actually a really good product. It's battery powered and has stainless steel blades to give you a great trim. One user said, " I have had many nose hair trimmers over the years, but this one is by far the best. And it's fun to use."
7. Make Your Hand A Unicorn, Because Why Not
Accoutrements Handicorn, $8, Amazon
This little set of finger puppets is apparently great for classrooms. But, I can tell you that I have friends that are my age who would play with this. Because why not turn your hand into a unicorn? One buyer said, "Peppercorn, the foreign-born lovelorn unicorn, who plays the flugle horn, is ridiculous fun. It is so ridiculously stupid, it's funny. He came to the bar with us and got tons of attention on his first day out. Even strangers played with him. Teaching him to walk is very difficult though, he tends to use his face as a fifth leg."
8. Because Everyone Wants To Smell Like Bacon After They've Showered
Bacon Body Wash, $19, Amazon
This is one of those products where you're like, "Really? Do people actually buy this stuff?" And let me tell you, they do (or at least 125 people did, I know, because they've all left reviews). One of those people said, "I was extremely surprised by how much this actually smelled like bacon. LOL." So, if you want to smell like bacon, then use this body wash when you shower. But be warned, you might just end up having dogs chase you down the street.
9. An Actual Thumb Drive To Back Up Your Work On
16GB Lifelike Thumb USB Flash Drive, $9, Amazon
This is a thumb drive. Like an actual thumb drive (pause for laughter). Seriously though, this USB stick is compatible with both Windows and iOS and is available with 8, 16, or 32 GB of data space. It's a high-speed drive that doesn't need to be installed and can be used right when you get it.
10. A Comforting Cuddler To Hang Out At Home With You
Boyfriend Pillow Blue, $35, Amazon
For those who love to cuddle but hate to actually date, perhaps a wraparound arm pillow is the way to go. Just make sure never to bring anybody real home, lest they get extremely confused (perhaps even a little jealous... of you).
11. Sure, You Can Borrow My Pen
Fred & Friends BORROW MY PEN Subversive Pen Set (Set of Eight), $7, Amazon
Next time someone asks to borrow your pen, hand them one of these instead. Each pen has questionable (read: controversial) statements written on them, such as "Springfield Sexual Addiction Center...From Perv to Perfect in as little as 10 days...," "Shecky The Clown...Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions," "Verdant Fields Nudest Camp...Get in Touch with your OUTER self!". So maybe next time, they'll think again before leaving their home or desk unprepared.
12. Wash Your Hands With Hand Soap
Accoutrements Hand Shaped Hand Soap, $8, Amazon
This is the kind of soap you should leave in your guest bathroom. That way when you have guests sleeping over, or using the bathroom, they'll walk in there, ready to wash their hands they can have a little laugh. There's just something cute and quirky about hand soap shaped liked a hand. On a practical note, this one has a pleasant musk smell and will actually leave hands feeling and smelling fresh and clean.
13. A Pithy Lunch Tote That Will Turn Heads
Fred & Friends E.M.T (Emergency Meal Transport) Insulated Lunch Tote, $16, Amazon
How amazing is this lunch box? It's super unique, really funny, and a great conversation starter. The cooler has a foam insulated waterproof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an ID tag (that's actually called an organ donor tag) so your co-worker don't steal your lunch. It can fit six cans of your favorite beverage or keep your snacks for the day cool and fresh.
14. A Tennis Band With A Mullet Built Right Into It
The Bobcat Mullet, $10, Amazon
For the casual, noncommittal mullet lover, this mullet-on-the-go headband allows you to pop your "party in the back" right on before you head out the door while keeping your "business in the front" style the rest of the time.
15. Sip Your Coffee Out Of A Poo Mug
Funny Mug Ceramic Coffee Mug, $22, Amazon
If you're an avid texter, then you're probably familiar with the "poop" emoji at this point. Well, now you can drink your coffee out of it. The mug is sturdy and made out of ceramic so you can use it for both hot and cold beverages. One buyer said, "This cup is awesome! I love it. I like the poo emoji and this cup is painted very well and it seems to be constructed well...but not very heavy which is nice."
16. Pick Up Your Pots With Pinchers
Fred POT Pinchers Silicone Pot Holders, $15, Amazon
The tagline for this potholder set is, "Hot Pot? No problems with these pot holders that will come in handy in a pinch." How fitting, right? The set comes with two silicone lobster claws that are heat-resistant to protect hands from getting burnt on hot pots or lids. Plus they're funny.
17. A Questionable Pen Holder
SUCK UK Dead Fred Pen Holder, $12, Amazon
SUCK UK makes a line of stress balls, pen holders, rubber band balls, book marks, and coasters where "Fred" is being flattened, or injured. It's kind of violent, but it's also probably a good stress reliever. It's made out of silicone and can hold your pen close to his heart (all you have to do is stab it into Fred). It's another good gag gift for someone at your office.
18. The Most Awkward Cooking Lid Ever
ME.FAN Silicone Cooking Pig Food Storage Suction Lids (Three Set), $14, Amazon
What's more appetizing than cooking your favorite foods and covering them with a lid that looks like a melted pig? I'm not sure I have the answer to that. But, in reality these lid are surprisingly functional because they can be used for multiple things. They can be used in the microwave to cover food, or used to keep dinner plates fresh, and even save leftovers. They're made out of food-grade silicone which makes them heat-resistant and easy to clean. Plus they come in various colors.
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