29 Christmas 2019 Instagram Captions That Are Puns
If you are an avid Instagram user, then you already know that simply posting a good photo isn't enough nowadays — you also have to have a great caption to go with it. When choosing the perfect words to describe your photo, you could go for something inspiring, heartfelt, or funny. Your best bet, though, is probably a pun, especially around the holidays. Sure, some puns might veer on the "dad joke" side, but they're still cute, funny, playful, and clever — all the things you want as part of your social media presence! If you're looking for Christmas Instagram caption ideas, a pun might be just the thing.
There are actually a ton of Christmas puns to choose from, and unfortunately, a lot of them revolve around dirty humor that comes off as more creepy and perverted than silly and festive (think: "If you jingle my bells, I'll promise you a white Christmas."). Luckily, these certainly aren't the only options out there. Whether you're posting a #foodgram of your dinner, a fun picture of you and all your friends, or just bragging about your decorating skills, there's a pun to go with your photo. Pick one (or more!) from below, and get into the Christmas spirit online.
The tree's not the only thing getting lit this year!
Perfect under a photo of you holding a Christmas drink — or of you and your friends partying. No judgment here.
I'm so egg-cited for the holidays!
Use this for a picture of your Christmas breakfast, or a photo of you with some eggnog.
It's the most wine-derful time of the year
Because wine was basically made for Christmas... right?
This caption and pun gives you the perfect opportunity to put your dog in a Christmas outfit and show them off to Instagram.
Sleigh-ing the Christmas outfit game.
You really can't caption your holiday #OOTD photo with anything else.
Ready to make this a not-so-silent night ;)
The best caption for a party photo of you and your friends. Or, if you feel like getting a little cheeky, for you and your bae.
Let's get elfed up!
Hey, it's Christmas — use this while you can.
Mince pies before guys.
Feeling totally over the questions about your relationship status from relatives? Post a photo of you and your bestie with this caption. Preferably holding mince pies.
Resting Grinch face.
This is for you if you are not a fan of the holidays.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
Who can't relate?
All the jingle ladies!
Celebrate your besties with an Instagram shoutout and this caption.
Let’s put the "Rum" in Pa-Rum Pum Pum Pum
Sounds pretty delicious to me!
Green eggnog and ham
This gives you an excuse to post a photo of your Christmas morning brunch.
What do you get when Santa goes down a chimney with a lit fire? “Crisp” Cringle!
Dad joke alert! But definitely a cute dad joke.
Merry elfin' Christmas
When in doubt, go with a classic.
I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
Heading to your hometown for the holidays? Make sure to capture your childhood bedroom on film and add this caption.
Frosty was pretty cool.
This is even better if there's snow outside!
I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
Post a photo of you in your favorite Christmas sweater with this cute caption.
But first — let me take an elfie.
Again — you can't go wrong with a classic.
From you and your cat to Instagram.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
When you post the perfect holiday group pic.
Jingle bell guac is extra
For your overhead shot of the apps — with the guacamole front and center.
When you're feeling your outfit.
Nauti or nice?
When you're spending the holiday by the beach.
Sleigh all day!
Think: Rosé all day, but make it santa.
Snow me what you got.
For a white Christmas, of course.
Making it reign!
Perfect for a pic with all the presents under the tree.
Merry Christmas, Grinches!
To post with a selfie or a pic of you and your best friends.
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