A recent Barnard College graduate, Allyson is still anxiously awaiting her Hogwarts letter. She is a lifelong resident of Geekville, though she likes to pretend she's Canadian. Allyson is widely acknowledged to be the only sentient being on the planet who genuinely loved the ending of Lost. She tends to overuse the word "literally" and is not even remotely sorry.

Nick Offerman Tackles Your Summer Reading For You

Much to the dismay of literature teachers everywhere — and to the delight of their students — Nick Offerman (of Parks and Recreation fame) stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live Tuesday night to liberate schoolchildren from the droll responsibility of…
By Allyson Gronowitz