Almie Rose

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Things To Do On Halloween If You Hate Halloween

This year, I hate Halloween. Which is weird because I used to love it; the song "This Is Halloween" from The Nightmare Before Christmas used to be my jam. I used to love everything about it — the spookiness, the candy, the parties. I loved dressing…

Kids Eat $220 Meal Because Life Isn't Fair

Whenever I find myself at a fancy restaurant (aka, when my parents are in town), my eyes inevitably wander to the most expensive food situation on the menu — and yes, a tasting menu costing several hundred dollars can only be described as a…

Sometimes You Just Gotta Dance, Dance

You know what? If there's anything I've learned in this life, it's that donuts are delicious and that sometimes, you just gotta dance. You just gotta get up out of your seat and rock it, as hard as you can. Even if you've had a long day. No —…

You Can Twerk With This Part Of Your Body, Too

It's easy to reach a point where you feel like you've seen everything on the Internet, but sure enough, as soon as you think you've reached the End of Things Worth Seeing, the Internet will suddenly be like, "Wait, not so fast!" That's how I felt…

Hilarious Poetic Interpretation Of "Anaconda"

It's weird how you can get so hooked on a song that you might mindlessly sing along without ever truly digesting the words coming out of your mouth. But behind the sick beats and vocal stylings, some pop music lyrics are pretty ridiculous. Perfect…

Louis C.K. Said What About ISIS??

The internet's favorite funny/angry/balding ginger man, Louis C.K., has this bit about "favorite things" and what they mean to people. Essentially, he says that people will inconvenience others in order to do what they want. "People won't even do…

What Happens In The New Season Of 'Always Sunny'?

Season 10 of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia premieres in January, which still feels a long way off for Sunny fans like me. For those of you who don't watch, you're (still) missing out. Called "Seinfeld on crack", Sunny follows the lives of five…

This 12-Year-Old Girl Fights Sexism In Sports

Sports journalist Chris Peterson is raising one hell of a daughter. Twelve-year-old McKenna Peterson was beyond dismayed that Dick's Sporting Goods store didn't bother to feature any women in its catalog. Being the little ray of junior brilliance…

Soul-Shakingly Scary Or Hilariously Adorable?

We've seen our fair share of creepy kids in the media: Damien from The Omen , Regan from The Exorcist, Cole from The Sixth Sense , and Jayden Smith. We delighted in the scares they brought us, and in the undeniable intrigue they provided. But the…

Robert Downey, Jr. Will Forever Be Our Favorite

Reddit is best known for being a place where one can easily spiral into a never-ending black hole of videos, pictures, and every shade of offensive subculture known to exist. If Reddit is known for a second thing, it's hosting dearly beloved "ask me…