Aoife Hanna
Irish writer and comic based in Margate. Expert at being broke but boujee.

Kleenex Are FINALLY Scrapping 'Mansize' Tissues & The Replacement Is A Total U-Turn

Whats up y'all, it's your girl Aoife with your latest hot shot of feminist news. Yum. So, it looks like the top dog of the tissue world Kleenex is scrapping its mansize tissues. Yes, all you fine quality branded tissue users (absolutely not me) must…
By Aoife Hanna

Maisie Williams May Have Hinted Arya's 'GoT' Fate & I Am NOT Ready For This

You know what we need more of? Game Of Thrones Season 8 rumours. Yep, I said it. Let's be real, this show, which has proven itself to be completely shocking time and time again, probably has the best season yet to come. Sad thing is though, new…
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Maisie Williams' Thoughts On Her School Bullies Will Make You Respect Her Even More

It's not easy being a teenager. Britney vibes, not a girl, not yet a woman is stressful AF because you are falling down with opinions, hormones, feelings, insecurities. Yeah all the uber tough stuff. Now let's back paddle a bit and imagine all of…
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7 Colourful AF Jumpers Under £30 Because Brrr, It's Cold In Here

Brrr, it's cold in here, I said there must be some hot fash in the atmosphere? Yes, there is babe. Don't worry, we have the intel on where to get some cosy AF threads that will help you keep wrapped up outside but also toasty inside which will help…
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Pippa Middleton's Baby Name Will Most Likely Follow This Sweet Family Tradition

Getting wed and having bambini is all the rage with the royal set and their pals. Never one to be left out, Pippa Middleton has gone on ahead and had a sprog, and a little boy at that. But what has Pippa Middleton called her baby? Derek? Barry?…
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Here's The *Truth* About Robbie Williams Reuniting With Take That On 'X Factor'

This year's season of The X Factor has had a lot of excitement already, and one host in particular has proven to be an absolute barrel of laughs. Yes, Robbie Williams has brought all the requisite LOLs. But, will he give fans what they all want?…
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ITV's New True Crime Doc Follows A Totally Mind-Blowing Murder Plot In Winchester

Lots of people choose to live out their biggest fears in order to overcome them. Scared of clowns? Head down the circus. Scared of swimming? Jump into the sea. Scared of heights? Jump out of a plane — one second, what? OK, you lost me there. But…
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People Think Dr. Hannah Fry & Stephen Fry Are Related, So Here's The *Truth*

Cos, tan, sin, and all that jazz. Now, maybe not the most grabbing start to an article I understand. But oi mate, there is actually a buttload more to maths than being a spotty teenager pulling your hair out over X equals OMG what does this even…
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Prince George & Princess Charlotte Totally Stole The Show At Eugenie's Wedding

Being a page boy or flower girl is a huge deal for any kid. All of those photos will stay with you forever and be in every family photo album for all of eternity. It's an awful lot of pressure for anyone, but imagine if your family was the actual…
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Sarah Ferguson's EPIC Reactions At Eugenie's Wedding Have The Internet In Stitches

What some might describe the day of your daughter's nuptials as one of the proudest of your life. A day to be remembered. A day when the cup of excitement overfloweth, when you could burst with pride. Yes, our girl Fergie's face during Princess…
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There's A Good Reason Prince Louis Didn't Make It To Princess Eugenie's Wedding

Every royal wedding has at least one iconic shot of royal sprogs misbehaving. But why isn't Prince Louis at Princess Eugenie's wedding?After all, on Wednesday, it was officially announced that Louis' older siblings Princess Charlotte and Prince…
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Ellie Goulding's Royal Wedding Outfit Was A Totally Unusual Look For The Singer

Royal weddings are huge historical events. Think bright lights, fairytale romance, VIP guests, and most importantly — fashion. So naturally, Princess Eugenie's wedding did not let anyone down, especially when it came to the looks. Young royals are…
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Princess Eugenie Is Making The BEST Feminist Statement In Her Wedding Vows

Even the biggest romantic can't deny some elements of the traditional wedding are like, low key kind of problematic. And like, don't get me wrong, I am a completely hopeless, mushy gushy romantic but saying I have to obey someone? Erm, babe no.…
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Supermodel Cara Delevingne & Princess Eugenie Have A Pretty Wild Friendship

Can you hear that noise? Yes, it's wedding bells. Today is the big day and as we all wait with baited breath to see the fashion, outfits, who's there, who's not there and who's going to throw the best shapes on the dance floor. OK maybe not, but…
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The Odds On This ‘Strictly’ Star Taking Home The Glitter Ball Are So Convincing

Is that a sequin in your eye or are you crying? Yes, the mere thought of Strictly Come Dancing ending could bring tears to anyone's eyes. As the weeks roll on, the question as to who will win Strictly Come Dancing is yet to be answered. However,…
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People Think Briony Just Spilled The Beans On Some HUGE 'GBBO' Goss

As the finale of GBBO fast approaches, everyone is hedging their bets on who will win The Great British Bake Off 2018. Who will be the ultimate star baker? Obvi we don't know who has won the gong quite yet, but has Briony Williams revealed that she…
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A New Candy Crush Game Just Dropped & You're Gonna Be Hooked In No Time

Are you commuting RN? Are you languishing in a waiting room? Are you procrastinating instead of the umpteen things you have to do, or are you just good old fashioned bored? Well, don't worry guys, that is why the universe invented games to play on…
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This Terrifying Fright Night Hosts The UK's Largest Indoor Scare Mazes

Tacky decorations on sale in your local Pound shop, charity shops laden with last year's sexy whatever costumes, really lit limited edition confectionaries, and of course, spooky special events. Yes, it's Halloween again and you know a part of you…
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This Is The One Thing 'The Bisexual's Maxine Peake & Her Partner NEVER Argue About

Maxine Peake is one of the UK's most talented actors, of both stage and screen. She has never shied away from challenging roles, and has become a brilliant example to countless female actors. Having a career that has spanned decades must be quite…
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Boohoo Have Created The Fashion Equivalent Of A 'Meal Deal' & It's Totally GENIUS

God, I am hungry. But, maybe not in the way you think. Honey, I am starved for fashion. Yes, 100 percent in need of a saucy as, XL portion of fabulous fashion. Hey if you are too then finally, here is your way out. A way to satiate the sartorially…
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