Callie Tansill-Suddath
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24 y.o. DC girl. Doesn't drink but goes to bars for the ambiance. Interests are limited to music, dogs, the Washington Capitals, and eating sugar.
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Disney Just Launched The Dole Whip-Inspired Cupcake Of Your Dreams

Calling all sweet tooths! Disney has some sugary surprises in store for this upcoming summer. While the brand may serve as the preeminent destination for all things fantastical and fun, what Disney further does best is food. Where other theme parks …
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

This Water Bottle Literally Glows When It's Time For You To Take A Drink

According to the internet, pretty much every problem in your life can be solved by drinking water. While obviously this attitude isn't wholly accurate, it's true that staying hydrated is key, and can improve a lot of other areas in your life. The iss…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

Disney World Has After Dark Dessert Parties Now & The Treats Will Make Your Mouth Water

Good news for anyone with a Disney heart and a sweet tooth: now the preeminent destination for all things magical and mouthwatering is making midnight a mealtime. Gone are the nights of going to bed with a rumbly tumbly like Winnie the Pooh, because …
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

This Asteroid’s Weird Orbit Suggests There’s A “Super Earth” Hiding In Our Solar System

There are some basic facts you learn in early childhood. You learn about the four seasons. You learn about numbers, the alphabet, and the colors of the rainbow. You learn there exist seven continents on earth, and eight planets in our solar system. …
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

13 "By The Time You're 35" Tweets That Are So Relatable It Hurts

Ah yes, once again millennials are being subject to some ... less-than-realistic financial advice. Last year, for instance, Australian millionaire and property mogul Tim Gurner said young people can't afford to buy homes because they spend too much m…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

Meghan & Harry Donated Their Flowers To A Hospice & The Pictures Will Melt Your Heart

In the aftermath of the royal wedding, viewers are now reflecting on some of the more nuanced details of the occasion. The illustrious event was one for the history books— fashion textbooks, too. But, the physical absence of the groom's mother was p…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

Disney's Royal Wedding Merchandise At Epcot Is So Gorgeous You'll Want To Buy It All

Ask a young American girl about her favorite princess and chances are it will be one Meghan Markle, who is a princess of our hearts (even if she will likely be a duchess in real life). Perhaps it is the absence of an American royal family that explai…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

Auntie Anne’s Is Mixing Candy Into Its Lemonade & ‘90s Kids Will Flip Out Over The Options

If you have not experienced the rich deliciousness offered by Auntie Anne's, you are really missing out. Much of my diet during my first few years in college was comprised of sweet almond pretzels and Auntie Anne's signature variety with cheese dip. …
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

This Line Of Royal Wedding-Themed Water Bottles Benefits A Meghan & Harry-Approved Cause

There is currently less than one week until the biggest day of the year. On Saturday May 19, Meghan Markle will marry Prince Harry in what is expected to be one of the most elaborate events since, well, Harry's older brother, Prince William, got marr…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

The New Must-Have Pool Float Of The Summer Is Literally A Light-Up Bean Bag

In what is considered perhaps one of the most recognizable songs of the early 2000s, "Float On" by Modest Mouse turned a simple phrase into an aggressively positive anthem of collective encouragement. To say you feel like you're floating means an ove…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

If You Love Succulents, You’re Going To Lean Into The Micro-Cactus Trend So Hard

While the color most often associated with millennials is pink, perhaps green would be a better fit. While twenty-somethings have been accused of tanking any number of industries, an unexpected one they are revitalizing is flora. Indeed, one of the o…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

This Enormous Royal Wedding-Themed Milkshake Is About To Break Instagram

On May 19, the royal wedding will finally arrive, and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will wed. The occasion is perhaps the most highly-anticipated event of the year — but if you can't make it to Windsor Castle next week to toast to the happy couple, …
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

Fans Of Dole Whip Are Going To Be Obsessed With This New Treat At Disney Parks

If anyone has mastered the art of photogenic food, it is the folks at Disney. With over 100 dining options to choose from, visitors to California's Disney Land Theme Park and Resort are sure to find a treat that tickles their fancies. Ask any Disney …
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

Pizza Hut Just Started Delivering Six-Packs Of Beer For Free With Orders

What is a more quintessential party menu pairing than pizza and beer? Nothing, that's what. For decades people having enjoyed the two while watching football and celebrating birthdays, not to mention as staples for every college party. The only downs…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

When You Spot The “Mistake” On This Royal Wedding Commemorative Plate You Will SCREAM

I have learned a lot these past few weeks. These lessons — the importance of proof-reading, the value of imagination, the truly mind-blowing amount of royal wedding merchandise available for purchase — can all be traced to my discovery of one extra v…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

The Naked Chicken Chalupa Is Back At Taco Bell With A New Sauce That's Spicier Than Ever

Few things are certain this day and age. A topic that has been the center of much debate in the food world is how one defines a sandwich. A few years back an untraceable source threw the question out into the ether. Once it spread around the internet…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

Barefoot Wine Just Launched Canned Spritzers In 5 Flavors That Are Perfect For Summer

The best aspect of summer is also perhaps the most obvious. Those of us who live in a seasonal climate are pretty much confined to the indoors for much of the year. As soon as the temperature rises and the sun comes out, people plagued by spring feve…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

Sausage Dog Pool Floats Exist & Instagram Is About To Be Obsessed

It is no secret pool floaties have tickled the fancies of beach bums and those who prefer the pool alike in the US, but this latest trending float takes a page out of Europe's book. It's safe to assume Instagrammers all over the world are just as ent…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

The Royal Wedding Memorabilia You Need To Buy, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

On May 19, 2018, Prince Harry will wed Meghan Markle in what is likely the most highly-anticipated international event of the year. Aside from the typical excitement a royal wedding garners, this particular event is exciting for many on both sides of…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath

Dairy Queen's New 'Jurassic Park' Blizzard Flavor Will Make You Nostalgic As Heck

Summer is prime time for two things: ice cream and movies. The season when kids are out of school has long been a period when the year's biggest action films are released. This year's most-anticipated feature? Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, set to b…
By Callie Tansill-Suddath