Georgette Eva
Georgette's constantly trying to work a pun into conversation. When not blogging about celebrities or scouring Twitter, you can find her lying on her bedroom floor, eating popcorn.

Will Justin & Jessica's Baby Have Ramen Hair?

I’m going to take you back to sixth grade biology when we learned about Gregor Mendel and his experiments with the pea pods. Mendel kept cross-breeding different types of pea pods to see what genetic traits came up. Would the peas cross their left…
By Georgette Eva

Zoe Saldana Is Officially a Parent!

Someone get a hold of the Enterprise! Call Starlord! Plug your blue tail into a tree and tell the entire Na’vi community of Pandora! It's a cause for celebration in several fictional universes and beyond — yes, including Peter Gallagher's American…
By Georgette Eva

Aniston's My Patronus When It Comes to Dating

We've all been heartbroken, lost in love, or maybe just dabbled in dating at one time or another, and Jennifer Aniston knows what's up when it comes to all of this. She knows the perils of balancing dating life with a work schedule. From pedaling…
By Georgette Eva

Is Selena's Video a Response to Taylor Swift?

Are you feeling weepy right now too? You probably shouldn’t have started this morning watching Selena Gomez’s new music video "The Heart Wants What It Wants," but as a fan of the actress and singer myself, I understand that you probably couldn’t…
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Is Taylor Helping Lorde Let Loose?

It’s an understood rule amongst, well, Swifties I suppose, that if you are going to hang with Taylor Swift, you have to be OK with cats, have a tummy for baked goods, and be prepared to show her your moves. So when Lorde’s “Yellow Flicker Beat”…
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What would Sherlock say about Benedict's Big News?

The Internet is still, thankfully, working despite the recent news of everyone’s favorite freakishly British-named, curly haired actor. Actually members of the Cumbercollective — and the rest of Tumblr, really — are extremely happy for Benedict…
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JT & Jessica Were Adorable Kids

Can you imagine a mini Timberlake in the world? I don’t think you guys understand just how stellar this baby would be, because not only would the tiny tyke have Jessica Biel’s smile, but it would have JT’s dance moves, and probably even his…
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Kelly Rowland Had Her Baby Boy!

It looks like Destiny’s Child the next generation is welcoming a new member and that Blue Ivy won’t be the only one cheering front row and center when the girls reunite eventually (seriously that better happen soon.) Why do I say this? Because…
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Match the Paddington Bear to the Celeb Designer

London is being taken over. On November 4, Londoners and book-loving children should keep an eye out for a swarm of 50 adorable Paddington Bear statues erected near landmarks from the Royal Opera House to Paddington Station. Celebrities from Emma…
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Gwyneth & Chris Are Re-Coupling. Trust Me.

I'm thinking that Hollywood’s most talked about split of 2014 is already getting stitched right back up. Yes, I’m talking about Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow who famously announced that they were calling it quits through a post on Paltrow’s…
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Ian & Nikki Make a Major Relationship Faux Pas

Consider them five pets and counting, because it seems like nothing will get in the way of vampiric and gorgeous couple Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed from adopting animals together. Along with a kitten, dogs, and a horse, Somerhalder and Reed are…
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"Then Comes a Baby in a Baby Carriage...?"

Remember when George Clooney swore off love and marriage and baby carriages? OK it might sound like I’m just quoting that childhood nursery rhyme, but it was certainly true once upon a time — although it certainly isn't now. As we all know, Clooney…
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Blue Ivy's Setting Impossible Costume Standards

As you may not know, I am a huge fan of one Blue Ivy Carter. Not only does this adorable babe bring a constant smile onto poppa Jay Z's face and enthusiastically cheer on mama Beyoncé, but Blue Ivy is killing it this Halloween with her mini Michael…
By Georgette Eva

Taylor's Halloween Costume Is Wonderfully Mystical

Remember on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon when Taylor Swift was introduced her nerdy alter ego Natalie to the world? For the sketch, Swift wore large glasses, three ponytails, a cat shirt, and braces to let her inner dork shine, and when Fallon…
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9 Celebs Who'd Totally Go to Chipotle With You

Burritos. They're the best. Think about it: They’re efficiently wrapped for travel convenience. They don’t require utensils, although napkins might be necessary. They can be filled with anything your heart desires. Whether you prefer the quick,…
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Being Zac's GF Requires Some Strange Things

Zac Efron, Troy Bolton of our hearts forever more, is getting serious with his rumored girlfriend Sami Miro, whose name has the artistic sound of an excellent disc jockey, music producer, or fashion designer. Seriously, her name just exudes…
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So... Wanna Go Out for a Drink, Theo?

If you have fallen under the deep, silky spell that is Theo James’ voice, you are not alone. I’m convinced that the British actor can sway even the most stubborn of us to stand in front of a large target as he throws a dagger near our ears, jump…
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Liv's Halloween Costume Is Especially Meaningful

When it comes to dropping the baby bomb — by which I mean telling everyone you’re pregnant because you really shouldn’t drop babies — Liv Tyler takes the cake, or should I say bakes it? Liv Tyler confirmed her pregnancy (aka what we already knew but…
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Where Are These Jet-Setters Gonna Settle Down?

Now that the big wedding, the civil ceremony, the extravagant British celebration, and the honeymoon are over, it’s time for George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin to settle down and return to their normal lives — acting, philanthrop-ing, and performing…
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His Daughter Already Has a Twitter Handle

Ashton Kutcher wins the celebrity new parent award, which is, granted, not a real award and more of an honorary golden star from me. But it counts in the heart, and that’s really what matters anyway! The new dad and his S.O. Mila Kunis have been…
By Georgette Eva