Prom. It's the Most Magical Night Of Your Whole Life Ever. At least, that's what the world would have you believe if you've ever watched a single awful high school rom-com in the last three decades. Anyone who's actually been to a prom, however,…

Last week, Reign got very serious in a very big way when it tackled rape in a storyline that involved its protagonist, Mary Queen of Scots, being sexually assaulted as an act of war. This week, the show actually managed to shift back to its…

Before Reign took its Thanksgiving hiatus, I wrote that it had lost its spark and needed to get back to its roots after a lackluster half a season. I wrote that it was being too serious in ways that weren't authentic to the show (most of the season…

Today in Movies You Forgot You Loved, let's talk about Dick. Still not remembering the flick I'm referring to? Think way back (over 15 years now) to 1999, when Michelle Williams was still best-known for her then-current work on Dawson's Creek and…

Jennifer Lawrence is looking down at the rest of us from her place on top of the world, not wearing pants and watching reality TV like a Dorito-scented goddess. Things just got a little brighter on Mt. Jen, too. As you surely know by now, Jen made…

Following the release of the movie's latest trailer, the team behind the Fifty Shades of Grey movie has released more character promo pics to get people jazzed for the movie. I find their attention to detail and insistence on really marketing this…

If your Thanksgiving Day is taking a turn for the awkward and dramatic (you know what I mean — that weird uncle no one really likes is bringing up politics and your loud cousins are already tipsy and not everyone has even arrived yet), then do I…

FOX has ceased production on freshman dramedy Red Band Society (which, if you never watched — which is very likely since its ratings were terrible — is basically Glee set in a hospital) and pulled it from the fall schedule. To repeat, FOX will no…

If you're tired of the regular rotation of floats in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (we're look at you, Snoopy), leave it to Twitter to jazz things up a bit. One enterprising tweeter posted a semi-NSFW photoshop of Kim Kardashian's…

This week's Reign, "Terror of the Faithful," showcased the problem that Reign has had all season: A perfectly juicy and intriguing premise gets bogged down in boring plot. Reign barely qualifies as historical drama, what with all of the changes it…

This week's episode of Reign had it's usual Reign share of drama (which is to say, a ton). There was Lola's relationship with Narcisse heating up. Francis trying to get Lola to betray Narcisse. Queen Catherine is seeing creepy little girl ghosts who…

Last week, Reign saw a royal sex diary shake things up. This week's episode, "Three Queens," saw an entirely different kind of drama — less Mean Girls, more Single White Female (When Catherine and Mary's carriage is attacked, they flee and are…

Are the writers of Reign reading my reacts? If they are, I owe someone a thank you. I've always said that Reign is at its best when its essentially a high school drama in amazing clothes (let's face it, Reign fashion is amazing). In this week's…

Mary is pregnant. Well, she was anyway. In the most recent bit of Reign baby drama, Mary loses her baby (for modern viewers, it's easy to blame the champagne and wine for playing a part in that), which is understandably devastating. What's not…

Let me just start by saying I love it when there are ghosts on Reign. It's a historical drama that gives zero effs about history. It's ballsy and does whatever it wants. If that's having a Phantom of the Opera -style "ghost" in the walls of the…

Whether you're a kid who's a little too old to trick or treat or an adult who's a little too boring to go to raging Halloween parties, there's one Halloween tradition that's always there for you: ABC Family's epic 13 Nights of Halloween programming.…

Francis and Lola are back in French court with their love child. Francis wants to claim Lola's baby, but Mary is NOT having it. Seriously, their conversation is so cold, it'll give you chills. Mary is 100 percent not having it and Francis goes into…

Season one of Reign was dominated by the Francis-Mary-Bash love triangle, but with Bash trying his darndest to make things work with his new bride, Kenna and Mary and Francis wedded and bedded, as the medieval folk would say (at least that's how…