Lisa is a humor blogger who plays an unconvincing lawyer in real life. She shouldn't be allowed around sharp objects, breakables, or carbohydrates. She prefers dogs over most people, and food over most everything. In addition to writing for Bustle, Lisa has convinced Nickmom to let her write for them even though she's not a mom. Her work has been featured on Scary Mommy, Blunt Moms, Erma Bombeck, In The Powder Room, Humor Outcasts and other sites as well. Lisa's blog, http://lisanewlin.com, will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything, except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.