Mallory Schlossberg
Entertainment and lifestyle writer. Based in NYC. Sometimes a comedy performer. I'm eating hummus out of the container as we speak, and I want to wax philosophical about Girls right now.

4 Ways To Cope With Stress-Induced Insomnia

You know that feeling when you can't sleep, like, ever, and it's absolutely ruining your life? It's stressful. And it's even more stressful when you know that stress is the thing keeping you awake. Insomnia has many different causes, but if your inab…
By Mallory Schlossberg

Wanna See the Worst "Fancy" Cover Ever?

Sorry not sorry, but you're about to watch something awesome. Perhaps just as jaw-droppingly awesome as the sugar content of The Cheesecake Factory's namesake dessert. However, those delicious treats are excusable — for they are too good to completel…
By Mallory Schlossberg

Hilary Hearts Harry ('s Voice)

Hilary Duff is just like us all: she has a thing for Harry Styles. Okay, maybe she's different in that her thing for Harry Styles is strictly musical, but still — just like The Jewish Chronicle, he is on her list...of people with whom she wants to ma…
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Matt Damon's Bourne Is Back!

Good news for fans of the Bourne franchise: Deadline has reported that Matt Damon will return to the series to play Jason Bourne, so you can cease playing your who is like Matt Damon if not Matt Damon? game. (The answer, by the way, is Ben Affleck.) …
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Sir Ben Kingsley and Daniel Radcliffe Together?!

This movie just got a hell of a lot more awesome — Entertainment Weekly reports that Sir Ben Kingsley and Brie Larson will be joining Daniel Radcliffe in Brooklyn Bridge . Even cooler? They're going to play family members. So basically, this movie i…
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The Joan Rivers Project The World Never Got To See

Another sad story has surfaced since Joan Rivers' recent passing. Jerry Seinfeld came across a text message revealing that Rivers was supposed to be a part of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee . However, Seinfeld wrote that he later got a call saying…
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'I Know What You Did' Reboot? How Could They?

More like, I Know What You Did 17 Summers Ago. Deadline reports that Sony is rebooting the slasher flick from your childhood, I Know What You Did Last Summer. You are probably old enough to remember when that movie was in theaters. You are definitely…
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Can You Make 'Clueless' Out of Play-Doh? Yes.

Happy National Play-Doh Day! Nothing says "I'm a grown-ass woman" like openly admitting your love for your favorite childhood toy: It's time to get nostalgic about that time you accidentally ate it! However, that might not be the best way to celebrat…
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Want to Relive the Stefon Glory Days?

Stefon is back! Well, sort of. Bill Hader visited Late Night With Seth Meyers — and although Stefon didn't divulge any tips for residents of NYC, Hader and Meyers recounted their own memories from their days on Saturday Night Live, making for one of…
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These Guys! They Have A Show!

Two late night faces are heading to primetime in a pretty major way. The Hollywood Reporter states that popular late night television host Jimmy Kimmel has sold a pilot to ABC. He's set to produce it alongside his friend of many years, Carson Daly, i…
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The Sims Go To Downton!

The universe can be whatever you want it to be if you play The Sims. So all of you escapists and anglophiles out there might want to set aside a heavy dose of time so that you can do what the brilliant Reddit user ian80 did, which is create the entir…
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She Said She'd Eat Crow For Kimye, So She Did

Wendy Williams is a woman of her word, as she just ate crow — and no, not in the figure-of-speech sort of way. Back in 2013 — when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged — Williams announced on her show that she would eat crow if they ever actuall…
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Get Your First Look at the Central Perk Pop Up

Smelly cat, smelly cat... what are they feeding you? While we may never know the answer to that deeply philosophical musical question that Phoebe Buffay once asked on Friends, we will have the opportunity to at least see what the (mock-up) stage on w…
By Mallory Schlossberg

Get Ready For Lots More People Dating In The Nude

Look, I'm not saying that people who go on dates are entirely after one thing, but VH1 knows that people get horny, so why not just start things off in the flesh and eschew that sexual tension? Such is the thinking behind the bare-butt reality dating…
By Mallory Schlossberg

Wanna See Him as "Drake-O Malfoy?"

Get ready to love Drake just a little bit more. Your favorite rapper/surprisingly hilarious person is also...a big Harry Potter fan! He's also a stellar Instagrammer, given Drake's post of himself as "Drake-O Malfoy." It's exactly what it sounds like…
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CBS' New Show Is Basically 'Scrubs' with Meatballs

If you're a fan of Scrubs and you've been missing Dr. Cox's verbose insults, the Janitor's notorious antics, or J.D. and Turk's one-of-a-kind "guy love," then you might be excited to hear that, according to Deadline, CBS has bought a comedy from Scr…
By Mallory Schlossberg

Tell Us About Scottish Independence, John!

Leave it to John Oliver to break down an international issue while also making it totally hilarious, engaging, and shareable. In the video below, you can watch John Oliver dissect Scotland’s potential independence on Last Week Tonight. It's honest as…
By Mallory Schlossberg

'Frozen' Is Coming To Epcot

You saw it coming, didn't you? Disney Parks has announced that Frozen will become an attraction at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World in Florida, giving fans and reluctant parents the opportunity to immerse themselves in the fictional Arendelle in fak…
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Watch These Frat Boys "Shake It Off"

Your brain might not necessarily jump to "FRAT BOYS!" when you think about Taylor Swift's catchy, albeit divisive, new single. However, these college kids prove that the song is for everybody with their fraternity's hilarious lip sync of "Shake It Of…
By Mallory Schlossberg

She's Got The Right Idea About Marriage

The Approval Matrix — Sundance TV's talk show version of the popular back page of New York Magazine — is tackling a hot topic: marriage. Is marriage highbrow despicable? Is it lowbrow despicable? Is it highbrow brilliant? And how does sexism (lowbrow…
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