Marisa is a writer from Austin, Texas.

Watch Viagra Market to Women

In the past, most Viagra commercials have featured attractive, older men who are usually engaged in masculine, yet sophisticated hobbies — like sailing or wearing cowboy boots in the mud. However, the company famous for it's erectile dysfunction…
By Marisa Riley

This Cabbie Pinup Calendar Is 13 Kinds Of Sexy

Why buy a calendar full of adorable kitten photos, beautiful beachscapes, or classic art prints when you could have one that features images of New York's finest cab drivers...pinup style? Yep, you heard that right: the 2015 NYC Taxi Driver Calendar…
By Marisa Riley

Meet the Most Starbucks-Obsessed Person ON Earth

Whether it's for the PSLs or the clean bathrooms, anyone can admit that the number of Starbucks locations they've visited is probably in the double digits — however, one man has been to over 11,000. Yep, one coffee fan has visited 11,733 Starbucks…
By Marisa Riley

Thug Kitchen: The NSFW Cookbook You Need NOW

Struggling to eat healthy these days? Well, maybe it's time to add Thug Kitchen: Eat Like You Give a F*ck to your Amazon wishlist. It's the ultimate cookbook for anyone who has ever wanted to eat better, the NSFW way. Now before you pass this off as…
By Marisa Riley

What Is Dating Like In YOUR State?

Ever move to a different state and notice how everyone worth dating is a total exhibitionist, "hard to get," or, you know, a big ol' party animal? Well, thanks to dating site Zoosk's annual "State of Dating" report, we now have a good idea of how…
By Marisa Riley

The Vacation Policy You SHould Ask Your Boss About

Not going to lie, if my soon-to-be boss told me to take a vacation, with pay, before my first day of work I'd probably burst into laughter and say something embarrassing like "I'm sorry, I think I just hallucinated — did you say you'd pay me to…
By Marisa Riley

Caffeine-Infused...Bras?

Between the "banana diet" and replacing an hour at the gym with a glass of red wine (a real thing), weight loss has never been so, well, hackable. However, the latest weight loss method — or should I say, "hack" — has just been proven false: makers…
By Marisa Riley

Wanna Know Who's Checking You Out?

Ever wonder just how many people check out your boobs on a daily basis? As a part of its #CheckYourSelfie breast cancer awareness campaign, Nestlé FITNESS used hidden "bra cam" — as in a bra with a tiny camera built into it — in its latest PSA. The…
By Marisa Riley

Spray-On Coffee Is A Thing Now

Attention hopeless caffeine addicts who are looking for an alternative to energy drinks/coffee: I have great news. We now live in a world where "Sprayable Energy," a.k.a. spray-on caffeine you apply to your skin, is a real thing. But, like all…
By Marisa Riley

Are We Finally Getting Paid Leave?

And now for some sad-yet-unfortunately-true: Did you know that the United States is one of the only developed countries that doesn't provide its female citizens with paid maternity leave? In an effort to turn things around, The U.S. Department of…
By Marisa Riley

Ever Reward Yourself For Exercising...With Beer?

After a long workout I always feel the need to reward myself in some way, either with a cookie, maybe a burger, or, on occasion, a Brazilian meat sword buffet. But while I'm stuffing my face, most people are patting themselves on the back by…
By Marisa Riley

Exercise Is Bad For This Body Part

On the list of healthy things we should be doing on a daily basis, exercise is definitely at the top — but what if there was a serious downside to getting in your daily hour at the gym? Exercise can actually be bad for your teeth, according to a new…
By Marisa Riley

Cough Syrup Used To Be Laced With What?!

Back in the day, people used to purchase illicit substances at their local drug stores like it was NBD. How, you ask? Because back then, it wasn’t uncommon to find ingredients like “morphine” — a.k.a. heroin’s slightly classier cousin — in the…
By Marisa Riley

This 16-Year-Old Won't Stand For Bullying

There's something to be said about those who don't tolerate bullying — especially when it comes to bullying/discrimination in the workplace. Take 16-year-old Tyler Brandt, for example: after his manager at Taco John's made him wear a name tag…
By Marisa Riley

"Shake It Off" Parody Star Needs A Pintervention

With the popularity of Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" in full swing, we knew it was only a matter of time before parodies of the addictive single are would start popping up left and right. The latest one, however, might be the most hilarious of all —…
By Marisa Riley

Best News Ever For Wine Drinkers

Dear red wine drinkers: I have wonderful news. A new study says that drinking a glass of wine can equate to an hour of exercise. I repeat: Drinking a glass of freaking merlot could be just as good for you as an hour of working out at the gym. Feel…
By Marisa Riley

The Latest Unnecessary Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Food

Maybe it's just me, but it feels like the pumpkin spice craze is getting a little out of hand this fall (which technically begins today), and now we have proof. No joke guys — we now live in a world where pumpkin spice hummus is a thing. The hoopla…
By Marisa Riley

The Most Inspiring Post-Game Interview Ever

Normally, I wouldn't take life advice from someone under the age of 18 — because, you know, hormones and Beliebing (or whatever the kids are into these days). Then, I saw Apollos Hester, football player for Texas' East View High School Patriots,…
By Marisa Riley

This Restaurant Wants to Be the Worst On Yelp

To say I don't use Yelp on a regular basis would be a horrible lie. Something about those those reviews (accompanied by at least 4.5 stars) always convinces me that brunch spot #259 is, in fact, "da bomb!!!!!" — because if Ricky O. of Rochester, NY…
By Marisa Riley

You Can Buy Ebola Blood Now, So That's Terrifying

As the ebola virus continues to tear through West Africa, patients are becoming more and more desperate for a cure. Which is why people are selling ebola blood on the black market. Wait, what? You heard me right. CNN reports that, according to the…
By Marisa Riley