‘Tis the season for all things food. I’m talking popcorn strings on trees, candy canes strewn on countertops, and now these chocolate ornaments from Trader Joe’s. Alexa, cue the Mariah Carey because we’re about to get real festive up in here. If…

Where were you when you realized you could be drinking every beverage, all day long, out of this Buddy the Elf standing goblet? Was it right here, right now? Don’t be ashamed. We all learn eventually, and today is your day. Let us rejoice, be glad,…

With Thanksgiving a little more than a week away, people across the United States are prepping for everyone’s favorite eating holiday by peeling potatoes, stocking up on stuffing, and shoving meats into other meats. Yes, the Turducken cometh! You…

Thanksgiving is right around the corner and with it comes Friendsgiving. It’s that pre-holiday holiday stuffed with friends and food, all nestled cozily into the loveliest of portmanteaus. And what says “Friendsgiving” like “Taco Bell”? Oh, a lot of…

There’s a nip in the air, a light dusting of snow on the ground, and every fast food restaurant is bringing out their most over-the-top sweets. That can only mean one thing: the holiday season is officially here. To celebrate, Dunkin’ has just…

Kentucky Fried Chicken is doing what it should have done years ago, long before using chicken as sandwich bread or currency or whatever it's doing with its deep fryers. Yes, KFC is finally serving chicken and waffles just as the fast food gods…

90s kids, assemble! Now is the time to redeem your poor, prepubescent parenting skills because the original Tamagotchi is back, and it probably already needs to be fed. Can you hear the little blips and bloops of cleaning up your digital pet’s poop…

This week marked the 15th anniversary of the beloved Christmas movie Elf. In honor of everyone’s favorite human-sized elf, one Chicago restaurant is serving the Elf Spaghetti Sundae from now until Dec. 25. It’s the menu item equivalent of saying,…

Most of us have been to parties and eventually ended up, in a Uber-enabled, drunken stooper, at a Taco Bell drive thru. But suppose the opposite were possible. What if the party...started at a Taco Bell? Soon, that question won’t be hypothetical as…

When Oprah, Queen of All That Is Good, speaks, it is but our civilian duty to listen. So, regardless of how you feel about the commercialized Christmas Creep or what have you, let us all rejoice and be glad for Oprah’s Favorite Things are available…

Welcome to the Church of Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Let us rejoice and give thanks for this giant Reese’s cookie skillet, which will truly save us all. Whether you’re mourning a loss (i.e. Beto not winning Texas), celebrating a victory (i.e. Beto…

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about soup? The correct and only answer is yes, because while some believe soup is boring and expensive, I want to preach the Church of Soup to any and all Soup Deniers. “Soup isn’t filling enough to be a meal…

Not that too many people will be upset by this news, but the FDA says you can actually overdose on black licorice. If you heard something, that was just the collective gasp of, like, fourteen people emotionally affected by this information. I guess…

We’ve all been there: It’s late, we’ve had a drink or several, and texting every contact in our phone seems like a really good idea. Now, there’s a way to signify your state while tipsy texting because people think Apple is adding a drunk emoji.…

You know that feeling you get when you see something so cute you want to squeeze it? Well, the new Hello Kitty holiday collection from Sugarfina is going to give you that feeling. It’s called gigil, by the way. In the Philippines, that feeling of…

Halloween is over. RIP Halloween. Time to put away your spooks and scares and get out that holiday spirit. (It’s in the closet next to where you keep your love of pumpkin spice for the better part of the year.) That’s right, my highly caffeinated…

The perfect Halloween song involves no monster mashing or graveyard smashing; nay, the perfect Halloween song is about boys becoming men and men, thus, becoming wolves. It is “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” from 30 Rock, and I will wait the the two minutes…

College graduates with student loan debt (read: pretty much all college graduates), rejoice and pack your bags. Financial salvation awaits you in the land of lobster and, now, student debt forgiveness. That’s right: Maine will help pay off your…

Greetings, adult humans of a drinking age, would you like to sip your wine is a glass that says, “I’m sophisticated and can’t be trusted with stemmed glassware”? Allow me to introduce you to the Wino Sippo Glasses from Firebox. They are essentially…

Dogs would make excellent con artists. For starters, they’re extremely cute, highly convincing, very cute, motivated by treats, and did I mention they’re cute? One dog owner witnessed this first hand after she found her dog pretending to be a stray…