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Elsa & Anna Have No Loyalty

It's good to be in the business of Frozen. Since its debut last year, the movie has made, roughly, 20 gazillion dollars, and you can't walk out of your home without being hit in the face with an Elsa, Anna, Olaf, Kristoff, or Hans doll. Plain and sim…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

She's Been Banned From Twitter

I'm not quite sure how or why this wasn't done earlier, but it's about damn time. Apparently, Teresa Giudice's lawyers want her to shut it down in terms of her social media presence before her and husband, Joe Giudice's, October court date — mainly, …
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

Her Daughter Is a MENSA Member

You guys, this is so weird. Kristen Bell and I totally have something in common: both of our daughters are geniuses! Wait, your child/niece/nephew/cousin is a genius, too? That's nuts! How are there so many child geniuses toddling around these days? …
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

She Wants Kate Middleton to Wear Her Underwear

Bless Britney Spears' heart. The sweet lil' pop star from Louisiana actually thinks the Duchess of Cambridge would wear her underwear. Okay, that sounded bad. Let me explain: Britney Spears wants Kate Middleton to wear the lingerie she's designed. In…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

Kelley & Jennice Are So Back On

Just when you thought Below Deck stars Kelley Johnson and Jennice Ontiveros were dunzo, Jennice goes and has a terrible FaceTime session with her boyfriend, who apparently lives a 347-hour plane ride away. These two are so hooking up again (you know,…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

Squee! They're Gonna Be Dads!

Get ready for the most gorgeous nursery you've ever laid your eyes on! Rachel Zoe Project star Jeremiah Brent and designer Nate Berkus are expecting a baby via surrogate. Yay! Berkus and Brent tied the knot in May at the New York Public Library, and …
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

Stassi Has a Spin-Off

There's no denying that Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules is... amusing. She may not be everyone's cup of tea, what with her whining and cursing and general self-absorption, but she's certainly amusing. And funny. I chuckled many a time at Stassi'…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

Are Amber Rose & Wiz Khalifa Over?

Wow, this is kind of a shock. According to TMZ, Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa are divorcing, and Amber is the one who filed, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple, who just released wedding photos a month ago, have only been married for a year a…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

She Just Got the Ultimate Compliment

She may be knee-deep in Grammys and golden moonmen, but Taylor Swift officially made it recently when country queen Shania Twain gave the newly-minted pop star her blessing. At an event for the Dilawri Foundation, Twain had glowing things to say abou…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

Kelley Actually Seems Cool IRL

If you watch Below Deck, you probably have feelings about deckhand, Kelley Johnson. Maybe you think he's hot? (You probably think he's hot.) Maybe you think he's, I dunno, a hard worker? And maybe/definitely probably you think he's a little, um... I …
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

They're Still Sharing Big Life Moments

There's something weirdly comforting about the friendship between Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox. Anyone else with me on that? The two have been friends since, well, their Friends days, and their relationship has always seemed like the real deal.…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

Oy! He's Getting Artsy Again

Shia LaBeouf is one of the greatest artists of our time... said no one ever. Shia LaBeouf is a moderately good artist... said no one ever. Shia LaBeouf seems like a super cool dude... okay, now I'm just being rude, but you guys! Shia LaBeouf is kind …
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

They're Not Worth as Much as You'd Think

Pop quiz: How much money do you think Kris and Bruce Jenner are splitting in their divorce? Take into account, in addition to starring on one of the longest-running, most successful reality shows, Kris and Bruce are both established in their own righ…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

Will Always Has Time for Cousin Carlton

Despite being a card-carrying fan of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when I was young-years-old, I've never had much of an opinion on Will Smith in my adult life. Sure, he seems like a nice guy and Men in Black was cool, but to me, Smith has always been …
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

These "All About That Bass" Covers Are Amazing

If you've ever heard the song "All About That Bass," even for a split second, it's likely been stuck in your head for days. In fact, merely reading the words "All About That Bass" probably have lodged the tune somewhere comfortably in the back of you…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

An Impending Sentence Won't Curb Her Spending

Apparently, there was a rumor going around, claiming that Teresa Giudice is pregnant. Shockingly, I never came face-to-face with this allegation, despite the fact that I eat Internet for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, but yeah. 'Twas out there. Appare…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

They Just Went & Made Things So Complicated

Moment of silence in the world of annoying music. According to your bible and mine, Us Weekly, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger may be headed for divorce after just one year of marriage. Many people squinted their eyes and cocked their heads to the sid…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

Wait, Did They Just Renew Their Vows?

Remember how a few weeks ago there were all these rumors going around, saying that Beyoncé and Jay Z were all but an ink stroke away from getting divorced? There was talk of lawyers, solo apartment hunting, cheating with Rihanna, etc. It was an absol…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

Kelley & Jennice Are the Worst Reality Couple Ever

As far as cringe-worthy reality show couples go, Below Deck's Kelley Johnson and Jennice Ontiveros are up there. At first, they were kind of adorable — two, attractive, young deckhands, both with significant others, who were sharing a room together —…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber

'This Southern Charm' Star's Ad Is a Joke, Right?

If you've seen five minutes of Bravo's gem of a series, Southern Charm, or are intimately familiar with the city of Charleston, South Carolina, you know that Thomas Ravenel is kind of a dirt bag, to put it mildly. Despite coming from an incredibly we…
By Nicole Fabian-Weber