Rachel Paige is currently pursuing her Master's in Binge Watching at the University of Netflix. She is literally always hungry and would like to be a Bond Girl when she grows up. Once, Taylor Swift's best friend, Ed Sheeran, called her "absolutely smashing adorable." Rachel is available for bat mitzvahs, as both a guest and DJ.

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The West Family Feels Are Strong On 'The Flash'

It wouldn't be a Flash mid-season finale without crying once, or twice, during the episode, right? My final count clocked in at two and a half times, since the last time I only started misting up; there weren't full on tears. If Wally West had hung …
By Rachel Paige

Wells Forms An Interesting Alliance On 'The Flash'

After half a season, Zoom's plan on The Flash finally begins to make sense. He's not just out to kill our very own Barry Allen, he's trying to make him faster first, so then he can kill him. In the words of Dr. Harry Wells, Zoom is "fattening him up…
By Rachel Paige

Is This Bye-Bye For Zelena On 'OUAT?

Ding dong, could the Wicked Witch be dead? OK, not dead, but certainly gone again from Once Upon A Time. In a big, giant green tornado, she's sucked away from Storybrooke, away to her destination, Oz. This is not the first time we've said goodbye to …
By Rachel Paige

'OUAT's New Dark One Is A Familiar Face

If you're feeling a little bit of Once Upon A Time déjà vu, you're not alone. It seems like everything has returned back to normal, and that includes the fact that Rumple is once again the Dark One. Yes, again. Yes, this is exactly right back where w…
By Rachel Paige

What Happened To Hook On The 'OUAT' Fall Finale?

I hear the Underworld is nice this time of year. Maybe Emma and the rest of the Charmings will send us a postcard from there. You know, when they all travels there during Once Upon A Time Season 5B to retrieve Hook, who found himself on the pointy en…
By Rachel Paige

Emma Roberts Could Play A Huge Role On 'AHS'

Here's what we know to be true: Emma Roberts is coming to American Horror Story: Hotel . As for who she's playing, and what she'll be doing at Hotel Cortez, that's still anyone's guess. According to series creator Ryan Murphy, Roberts "comes at the …
By Rachel Paige

Is Jay Ready To Be The Flash Again?

Jay Garrick has been MIA for the last few Flash episodes. He's got a reason: he doesn't want to be The Flash anymore. When he arrived on Earth One, he arrived powerless and has been less than enthusiastic about getting the Speed Force back. Sure, he'…
By Rachel Paige

Oliver Gets A Big Surprise On 'The Flash'

The Flash certainly loves its time travel, so let's hope into our time machine and travel back a few seasons on Arrow. Yes, Arrow. Remember back when we learned that Oliver got one of his flings pregnant, and Moira Queen quietly paid her off to disap…
By Rachel Paige

Meet The Man Behind The 'Legend,' Vandal Savage

This year for the huge The Flash and Arrow crossover, the idea seems to be go big or go home. For example, why have a big bad jump between two different series, when they could jump between three? That's the idea with Vandal Savage, the Legends of T…
By Rachel Paige

Is This The End of Rumbelle On 'OUAT'

I never thought I'd be able to compare Once Upon A Time to Sex and the City, but this episode has driven me to that point. Remember that one time Miranda and Steve decide that if they really love each other, they'll meet up on the Brooklyn Bridge at …
By Rachel Paige

Spoby May Not Be Totally Over On 'PLL'

Now that the big A mystery has been wrapped up on Pretty Little Liars, it's time to turn to more important things. Like, following the five-year time jump into the future, who's still going to be a couple? While this notion might not take the forefro…
By Rachel Paige

Dr. Koslov Could Connect 'Jessica Jones' To Hydra

By now you should have finished your Jessica Jones marathon on Netflix, and if you haven't, what are you waiting for? I don't want to play favorites, but I'm going to, since Jessica Jones is by far the best Marvel television show to date. What might …
By Rachel Paige

'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Gets Real About Depression

For something completely different, Crazy-Ex Girlfriend went in a new direction on Monday night. Instead of Rebecca tirelessly scheming to try and win Josh over, she finally faced the facts for a split second: Josh is happy without her. It was a hard…
By Rachel Paige

'Master Of None' Hits Close To Home

I hope your Netflix marathon-ing skills have been sharpened, because Nov. 6 marks the release of Master of None , Aziz Ansari's new comedy series. It tells the story of Ansari's Dev, as he tries to navigate his way through New York City and life. Whi…
By Rachel Paige

The New 'Flash' Barista Is An Important Figure

Everything is coming up Cisco on The Flash. My favorite S.T.A.R. Labs tech has finally admitted to everyone that he has metahuman blood running through his veins, and then he received the best metahuman name, Vibe. Not only that, but Cisco also manag…
By Rachel Paige

'The Flash' Reveals A New Harrison Wells Ally

Things may not be going so well on Earth-1, but they're even worse on Earth-2. Zoom is on the loose in the latter, and he's causing havoc for everyone there. In the big shocker of this week's episode of The Flash , Zoom has taken Harrison Wells' daug…
By Rachel Paige

Nimue Is Storybrooke's Only Hope

Things are still all messed up in Storybrooke, and with each passing episode of Once Upon A Time everything seems to get worse and worse. Now Emma's got the sword out of the stone, and no one is any bit closer to stopping her and her evil Dark One pl…
By Rachel Paige

Alex Sacrifices Everything For Her Son On 'AHS'

Know how people say that a mother's love is undying? Well, on American Horror Story: Hotel, Alex actually went so far as to sorta kill herself if only to become one of the immortals roaming the halls of Hotel Cortez. The Countess turned Alex into one…
By Rachel Paige

Laurel May Be In Grave Danger On 'Arrow'

Though we may not know who, someone is going to die on Arrow Season 4. That's a guarantee. During the season premiere, "Green Arrow," there was a quick flash-forward to six months in the future. There, we saw the aftermath of someone's funeral with…
By Rachel Paige

'The Flash' Introduces 1 Of Its Strangest Villains

During this week's episode of The Flash, "The Fury of Firestorm," Patty Spviott is trying to get close to Barry Allen by asking him to help her with a case. It's a weird one, and all she has to go on while chasing this new metahuman is a shark's toot…
By Rachel Paige